- Unofficial rules of LOL from 2011 (some stuff has changed, most havent
- Don't chase Singed.
- DON'T chase Singed.
- Garen is immortal while positioned in a bush.
- Always assume Eve, Shaco, and Twitch are MIA.
- Mundo goes where he pleases.
- Yes Cho's feast is up and yes he is going to eat you.
- Shouting Demacia, either irl or in /all, has been known to improve your game play.
- The only way to play Teemo is to instalock him and call mid.
- Playing Teemo also comes with the accepted burden of having a global taunt.
- The Blitz on your team will never land his grabs, but the one on the other team will.
- If you don't see fiddle make sure to... CAWCAWCAWCAWCAWCAW
- Janna has and always will be the **** of assist.
- Yes you were just bursted down by a giant purple cow. Don't ask questions.
- Yes you can use Rupture on Annie and knock her up. ಠ_ಠ
- Rolling your face on the keyboard to play Sona is more effective then trying to play her.
- It's assumed Jax is a TMNT, but Riot refuses to really tell us what he is.
- The enemy's Ashe arrow is heat seeking and will find you, but yours isn't.
- Yeti's have somehow obtained the ability to puke ice balls.
- All women have huge boobs according to this game.
- Yes he's fat, drunk, and carrying a barrel, but he is going to catch you.
- Armadillos can only say OK.
- Every champions /dance was modeled after one of Phreak's many dance moves.
- If you make fun of Pantheon Tamat will man drop your house.
- Morello will nerf your favorite champion. Deal with it.
- It's rumored Lima Bean's cat eats leavers so don't do it.
- Rule 26 is a lie.
- The enemy always runs faster than you. No exceptions.
- Vayne is buffy. This is accepted and she will eventually fade out, just like the show.
- Your skill shots are perfectly accurate when laning, but always miss in team fights.
- There are no 'women' in LoL.
- In regards to 30, I lied.
- Yes, Master Yi WILL backdoor you. Get over it.
- The enemy Twisted Fate is alwats watching you. Not your team, just you. Be aware of this.
- If you are a carry, you will get focus fired. No one in chat will be surprised by this.
- Sarcasm lightens the game up, but too much just pisses people off.
- Just because you're losing doesn't mean you are the best on your team, it means you are losing, too.
- Yi will always insta-lock and call mid. Or else he'll feed.
- Your Ult will do enough damage to bring Garen to 95% health.
- If you hear a "DEMACIA!" and don't have a Demacian on your team, you are dead.
- Udyr is a schitzo zoophiliac. And doesn't like PETA. Or peta bread
- Ok
- Your turrets do 10 damage a shot, theirs deal 2000 a shot.
- Adding your assists to your kills does not count towards K : D ratio. (I'd say 3 assists=1kill if you want to)
- If you are alone for more than 10 seconds, the entire enemy team is in that bush next to you.
- Ganks always work fo the other team.
- Ganks never go as planned for your team.
- Yes, they have wards.
- No, you don't.
- If you have an Oracle's elixir, you are dead.
- Most importantly, yes, they Have Baron warded. No, I don't want to go for him at the moment.
- Tryndamere's right arm is alot stronger than his left arm.