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  1. Once he grew out of macaroni pictures and arranged fights, KO upgraded to _ for Mother's Day. Carol was not thrilled.
  2. "This orb is used for creating a black hole, this one for shrinking things to a subatomic level, and this one... _."
  3. Tonight on Stage Left
  4. with Crinkly Wrinkly,
  5. our guest is _.
  6. Other than extracting
  7. children from storm
  8. drains (and porn),
  9. what is the internet
  10. good for? _.
  11. For their science fair
  12. project, one of KO's
  13. and Dendy's other
  14. classmates made _.
  15. Red Action blew up
  16. social media with her
  17. newest post about _.
  18. The next song on DJ
  19. Fireball's playlist is by
  20. a band you've never
  21. heard of called _.
  22. Working day and night
  23. in her secret lab,
  24. Dendy made her latest
  25. scientific discovery:
  26. _.
  27. Mr Gar's latest
  28. top-secret mission
  29. involved _, _, and
  30. _.
  31. "Do you know what
  32. else a good robot is?
  33. Bingo, _!"
  34. "When a dumb nerd
  35. and a dumb factory
  36. love each other very
  37. much, they waste a lot
  38. of time and money
  39. making _."
  40. "After an ultra-violent
  41. incident, our clothes
  42. blasted off, and we
  43. needed some _!"
  44. Just what is Shadowy
  45. Figure hiding under
  46. that robe, anyway?
  47. _.
  48. When he's not
  49. sneaking around the
  50. plaza or trying to
  51. unleash TKO,
  52. Shadowy Figure
  53. spends time _.
  54. Rejected babysitting
  55. activity: _.
  56. Somewhere in the
  57. dungeon in the back
  58. of the plaza, it's
  59. rumored you can find
  60. _.
  61. To this day, ARMS and
  62. Brandon regret
  63. agreeing to frame a
  64. picture of _ for a
  65. customer.
  66. It's a good thing
  67. POINT accepted
  68. El-Bow instead of their
  69. first choice, which was
  70. _.
  71. Carol really quit
  72. POINT 6-11 years ago
  73. due to _.
  74. Shannon's decided to
  75. expand her singing
  76. career with a song she
  77. wrote herself, titled
  78. "_".
  79. After his movie
  80. bombed, Joe Cuppa
  81. moved on to _
  82. instead.
  83. What else will ARMS
  84. be able to afford when
  85. he's a millionaire in
  86. 2000 years? _.
  87. During today's plaza
  88. attack, ARMS was
  89. lucky enough to get an
  90. embarrassing video of
  91. _ on his phone.
  92. When deciding to go
  93. out and learn about
  94. the world, Mr Logic's
  95. first stop was _.
  96. One of KO's stranger
  97. videos involves _
  98. and _.
  99. After he tossed his
  100. "What's Cookin' Good
  101. Lookin'" apron in lava,
  102. the robots got their
  103. dad a replacement
  104. that said "_".
  105. What is Fink's favorite
  106. midly traumatizing
  107. video? _.
  108. Acceptable Ernesto
  109. water cooler chat
  110. topic: _.
  111. Unacceptable topic:
  112. _.
  113. What utterly
  114. unspeakable act of
  115. villainy did Lord
  116. Boxman commit to
  117. earn his level -10?
  118. _.
  119. What fear would you
  120. least want to face in
  121. The Face of Fear?
  122. _.
  123. Boxmore's production
  124. line ground to a halt
  125. because Ernesto
  126. #7489 forgot to file the
  127. paperwork for _.
  128. "Daddies love soup,
  129. as well as _."
  130. Boxman's most recent
  131. evil accomplishment
  132. (in Looney Tunes
  133. form): _.
  134. "Whether you like it or
  135. not, I'm gonna have
  136. fun tonight, doing _!"
  137. You're a hero! Your
  138. powers are _ and _.
  139. After his attempt to get
  140. a job as a barista
  141. failed, A Real Magic
  142. Skeleton's next job
  143. aspiration was _.
  144. Lord Boxman never
  145. regretted creating his
  146. robo-children, until he
  147. caught them _.
  148. We know about
  149. Dendy's first invention,
  150. but what about her
  151. second? _.
  152. What exactly DOES
  153. Darrell want with a
  154. handful of bones,
  155. anyway? _.
  156. It's too bad Boxman
  157. couldn't finish his
  158. monologue, he didn't
  159. even get to the part
  160. where the heroes
  161. have to endure _!
  162. Even after proving he
  163. could do his actual job
  164. for 24 hours, Lord
  165. Boxman still lost
  166. investors due to _.
  167. What were Lord
  168. Boxman's scenes in
  169. the pilot, before they
  170. got sent to the wrong
  171. animation studio? _.
  172. "My boss always
  173. praises me, and gets
  174. me lots of presents,
  175. and rewards me with
  176. _!"
  177. Prom idea rejected
  178. because it wasn't on
  179. the scroll: _.
  180. Better not eat a small
  181. child's macaroni
  182. picture, you'll end up
  183. _ in the bathroom for
  184. an hour!
  185. Lots of non-penny
  186. things seem to end up
  187. in the bodega's penny
  188. dish -- a wad of gum,
  189. a keychain, _ ...
  190. Rad's fingers are
  191. actually labelled
  192. "Laser", "Freeze",
  193. "_", and "Boogers".
  194. What exactly was in
  195. that shipment that Prof
  196. Venomous never
  197. received? _.
  198. Oh no, a customer is
  199. coming up to the
  200. counter to ask Enid for
  201. _!
  202. What was Dendy
  203. doing in Rad's van,
  204. anyway? _.
  205. Rad secretly adores
  206. _, but will tell NO
  207. ONE.
  208. After stealing part of
  209. the bodega sign,
  210. Raymond planned to
  211. steal something
  212. bigger, something
  213. even more EVIL: _.
  214. Rejected Plazalympics
  215. event: _.
  216. Crinkly Wrinkly is
  217. EVERYWHERE.
  218. Including _.
  219. In POINT's last battle,
  220. Rippy Roo saved the
  221. day by pulling _ out
  222. of their pouch.
  223. Some of the more
  224. obscure outfits on
  225. Drupe's blog barely
  226. count as clothes,
  227. being made out of _
  228. instead.
  229. "Your _ hole is now
  230. working at 300%
  231. efficiency."
  232. "_? Rats can really
  233. do that?"
  234. A tip: No _ on your
  235. first date. Because
  236. Cupid will FIND you
  237. ten years later!
  238. KO's dad is secretly
  239. _.
  240. What on Earth are Mr
  241. Gar's elbows made
  242. of? _.
  243. "When we walk down
  244. the street, other
  245. villains wish they
  246. could meet us but they
  247. can't, because we're
  248. _!"
  249. Darrell's latest
  250. limited-edition
  251. costume is _.
  252. What is the strangest
  253. act of heroism anyone
  254. has gotten a POW
  255. Card for? _.
  256. Vormulax has all the
  257. best karaoke songs,
  258. including _!
  259. The last time Rad
  260. spent the night at the
  261. bodega staring at his
  262. phone, it was over a
  263. video of _.
  264. Silver Spark put her
  265. foot down on copying
  266. the evil Dr Horny's
  267. signature move: _.
  268. Boxmore's doing a
  269. special promotion!
  270. Buy 3 Darrells and get
  271. _, absolutely free!
  272. The customer is NOT
  273. always right.
  274. Especially when
  275. they're _ in aisle 12.
  276. What is the real
  277. reason Mr Gar doesn't
  278. want anyone in his
  279. office? _.
  280. _ is the cornerstone
  281. of being a hero.
  282. "In this scenario, Rad,
  283. Enid, and Mr Gar are
  284. _. You can only save
  285. one."
  286. Raymond is
  287. commonly known as
  288. the Prince of
  289. Panache, and less
  290. commonly the Prince
  291. of _.
  292. Ain't no Plazalympics
  293. rule that prevents you
  294. from _!
  295. Dendy's strangest
  296. hiding place: _.
  297. Lord Boxman's newest
  298. innovation for his
  299. robots: _.
  300. "Robots can never
  301. hurt the daddy! They
  302. can only _!"
  303. Gnawing on a giant
  304. lollipop with your
  305. crush.
  306. Wasting water. Piledriver-ing a
  307. vending machine.
  308. The Neutral Zone. Lakewood Plaza
  309. Turbo.
  310. A dorky sailor outfit.
  311. Straight-up telling your
  312. partner you're
  313. planning on
  314. backstabbing them.
  315. Sassy finger
  316. snapping.
  317. Endless RPG
  318. grinding.
  319. Laserblast. High-stakes dance
  320. battles.
  321. Impromptu hoedowns.
  322. Bathroom karma. Being so bored that
  323. it's exciting to talk
  324. about boredom.
  325. Shadowy Figure.
  326. A cake filled with
  327. robo-fish.
  328. A helpful boy. Your embarrassing
  329. video diary.
  330. The most dangerous
  331. job interview.
  332. Candy bars that make
  333. you huge, in more
  334. ways than one.
  335. Darrell's real voice.
  336. Dancing around in a
  337. pizza costume for no
  338. real reason.
  339. Killing all of your
  340. friends in a simulated
  341. firestorm.
  342. Evil robot party
  343. crashers.
  344. A lava-filled ditch. Millennial Gothic. The power of heart.
  345. Creating heavy
  346. weapons out of your
  347. own children.
  348. Professor Venomous. Drupe.
  349. Farting your way to
  350. victory.
  351. Witch-ninjas, or
  352. "winjas".
  353. Selling weapons to
  354. villains.
  355. A novelty t-shirt with
  356. your face on it.
  357. Jethro. Having two devils and
  358. no angels on your
  359. shoulder.
  360. Darrell on a segway. Getting intimate
  361. before a fight.
  362. Randomly-generated
  363. dungeons.
  364. Shameless Dexter's
  365. Lab references.
  366. Drawing puppets on
  367. your biceps.
  368. Low-res polygon
  369. people.
  370. IFrame Outlet. Lad Boxman. A whole army of
  371. Jethros.
  372. Tiny shrimpés. Tying your shoelaces
  373. into a rose.
  374. A haircut that's only
  375. 80% perfect.
  376. Lord Boxman. Dogmun. Throwing a huge
  377. fancy dinner party just
  378. to flirt with your client.
  379. Adding the word
  380. "turbo" to things to
  381. make them cooler.
  382. Freshie peppa. Loin-flaps.
  383. Old lonely people who
  384. buy things just to have
  385. a conversation with
  386. the cashier.
  387. Enid. The penalty box.
  388. Working out in nothing
  389. but underwear.
  390. An insatiable desire to
  391. attack children.
  392. Cutting your hair to
  393. look like your boss'
  394. face.
  395. 6-11 year-olds. Crinkly Wrinkly. A magical
  396. thought-reading
  397. T-shirt.
  398. Dendy's Laboratory. Becoming a great
  399. ninja.
  400. Friendship.
  401. Rad. A thousand
  402. dodgeballs to the face.
  403. A sweater with a kitten
  404. on it.
  405. Raymond. Ferocious mimics. Crates full of
  406. powerups.
  407. Boxmore. Vine whips. Sweat farts.
  408. A shopping spree with
  409. Mommy's credit card.
  410. Riding a muscular
  411. man in nothing but a
  412. life vest and a speedo
  413. to safety.
  414. Acting out your fanfic
  415. using nothing but soda
  416. cans.
  417. Sucking out your
  418. friends' souls just
  419. because you were
  420. having a bad day.
  421. Selling your own nose. Pushing your brother
  422. into the abyss.
  423. Low-quality local
  424. commercials.
  425. Colewort. Growing a beard
  426. larger than yourself.
  427. The plaza's sole
  428. bathroom.
  429. Mr Gar's office. Your superpowered
  430. emo dark side.
  431. Epic lantern jawlines. Rebooting the entire
  432. universe.
  433. The succ machine.
  434. Offensive alien
  435. stereotypes.
  436. A bucket of Shannon's
  437. spare parts.
  438. Bad coffee puns.
  439. Rad's two-pack (with a
  440. 12-pack).
  441. Hidden 'S' logos
  442. everywhere.
  443. A resume with nothing
  444. but your name and a
  445. crude drawing of
  446. muscles you don't
  447. have.
  448. The Danger Zone. Nautical-themed
  449. future vehicles.
  450. Throwing your son's
  451. head into the
  452. incinerator.
  453. Robo-babies. The smell of guilt and
  454. corn chips.
  455. Putting a sweatband
  456. on top of another
  457. sweatband.
  458. Limited Edition
  459. Cowboy Darrell.
  460. Small children
  461. operating motor
  462. vehicles.
  463. The goon museum.
  464. Meaningful
  465. employment in
  466. customer service.
  467. Graffiti weiners. Rippy Roo's inspiring
  468. speeches.
  469. Starting a business
  470. right across the street
  471. from your mortal
  472. enemy.
  473. Rippy Roo. Sniffing your boss'
  474. coat.
  475. Pie cannons. Taking your evil minion
  476. out for ice cream.
  477. An entire store full of
  478. gum.
  479. Carol. Turning someone into
  480. a lawn statue because
  481. they disrespected you.
  482. Mr Gar.
  483. Brandon. A terrible, offensive
  484. cardboard robot
  485. disguise.
  486. Dr Greyman.
  487. Playing baby games,
  488. like "house".
  489. Oil and batteries. The big empty space
  490. inside Mega-Jethro's
  491. head.
  492. Throwing trash into a
  493. volcano.
  494. Some fragile
  495. Hollyzone actor with
  496. glass bones.
  497. Faking your own
  498. explosion.
  499. A literal highway to the
  500. Danger Zone.
  501. Experimenting on your
  502. best friend.
  503. Stealing glorbs.
  504. The old, weird folks'
  505. home.
  506. Saying "sorry" like a
  507. Canadian.
  508. Being stuck inside a
  509. picture frame for all of
  510. eternity.
  511. Reverse furries. Mr Gar's OTHER
  512. office.
  513. The freshest
  514. explosives.
  515. A whole army of
  516. Ernestos.
  517. Dreaming of being
  518. able to afford tipping
  519. your server.
  520. Cockblocking
  521. someone with a
  522. sandwich.
  523. Darrell's costume
  524. collection.
  525. A barrel of waterproof
  526. matches.
  527. A pretty okay number
  528. of guts.
  529. Defeating the bad guy
  530. using nothing but
  531. puns.
  532. Assuming all
  533. immigrants can read
  534. all foreign languages.
  535. Improbable mopping
  536. skills.
  537. Being unable to prove
  538. to Captcha that you're
  539. not a robot.
  540. Speaking in almost
  541. nothing but metal
  542. references.
  543. Proposing to your
  544. business partner on a
  545. flying desk, in the pale
  546. (destroyed) moonlight.
  547. Blush lasers. A single sausage. Filthy casuals.
  548. Lightning nachos. A digital elephant on a
  549. rampage.
  550. Shannon.
  551. Exploding yourself all
  552. the time for funsies.
  553. Really long
  554. noodle-snooters.
  555. Taking your mom to
  556. prom.
  557. The electric kind of
  558. love.
  559. Vague repeated
  560. flashbacks.
  561. Turning the parking lot
  562. into a swimming pool.
  563. Making AMVs of your
  564. best friends.
  565. Opening a jar of
  566. pickles with dynamite.
  567. Reverse furry
  568. conventions.
  569. Trying to kill your own
  570. mom.
  571. Rayguns. Throwing cardboard
  572. boxes at people.
  573. Summoning Captain
  574. Planet.
  575. Eating flowers. Sticking your finger
  576. right up someone
  577. else's nose.
  578. Your children walking
  579. in on you in full
  580. bondage.
  581. A plate of foo-foo. Never closing the
  582. toilet lid again.
  583. Eating uncooked
  584. macaroni.
  585. Toilet transportation. Living under the
  586. bathroom sink at a
  587. gas station in a sewer.
  588. Personalized
  589. keychains.
  590. Getting possessed by
  591. ghost pranksters.
  592. Fink.
  593. Longing for warm
  594. fleshy arms around
  595. your cold artificial
  596. exterior.
  597. Getting your show
  598. hijacked by a
  599. rampaging
  600. newscaster.
  601. An extra-beefy mop.
  602. Your dad making you
  603. watch creepy videos
  604. of himself.
  605. Fighting the flu,
  606. literally.
  607. Gregg.
  608. The power to destroy
  609. all olives.
  610. Forcing your friend to
  611. take off their shirt, for
  612. science.
  613. Death via mainstream
  614. trash.
  615. Clicking on a virus
  616. popup.
  617. Plaza creepers. KO.
  618. Creating things to
  619. destroy other things.
  620. Sandwiches. Mikayla.
  621. Tiny dinosaurs. Jethro wandering
  622. around on the ceiling.
  623. Tiny clothes for tiny
  624. dinos.
  625. Potato. Robophilia. Wearing a T-shirt that
  626. says "Human".
  627. A joke villain. Piloting a giant mecha
  628. shaped like yourself.
  629. A pile of dead robots.
  630. A mutant six-eyed
  631. sewer rat.
  632. Messing up a baby
  633. game like "house".
  634. Talking to creepy
  635. strangers in a dark
  636. alley.
  637. An exploding donut
  638. shop.
  639. A set of floating
  640. venetian blinds.
  641. Inkblot tests.
  642. A tent in a parking lot. Red Action. Dropping some of
  643. your more
  644. "questionable" manga
  645. right in front of your
  646. crush.
  647. Being literally
  648. suspended from
  649. school, with a rope.
  650. Melting Enid's icy
  651. heart.
  652. Getting all your dating
  653. advice from a teenage
  654. boy.
  655. Granting love only
  656. when certain
  657. requirements have
  658. been met.
  659. The ancient tools of
  660. cleaning the floor.
  661. Lord Buttman, the butt
  662. man.
  663. Darrell. Foxtail. Ernesto.
  664. A surprise family
  665. dinner.
  666. A massive candy heist
  667. involving a small child
  668. and an old lady.
  669. A Real Magic
  670. Skeleton.
  671. Giving your love a
  672. used lollipop to
  673. remember you by.
  674. Not realizing your
  675. barber is a robot for
  676. 6-11 years.
  677. Lying about having a
  678. date.
  679. Idiotic robotic children.
  680. Decorating your locker with stickers of your hero crush.
  681. Macaroni pictures.
  682. Tiny handprints on
  683. your window early in
  684. the morning.
  685. Loving being born. Dr Weakpoint's weak
  686. point.
  687. Becoming internet
  688. famous.
  689. Taking sexy pictures
  690. while wearing your
  691. mom's clothes.
  692. A limited-edition
  693. Jethro vibrator.
  694. Watching your best
  695. friend take a nap.
  696. Launching a dozen
  697. missiles at the moon.
  698. Recording your friend
  699. getting their ass
  700. handed to them for
  701. Youtube.
  702. Super-sour candy that
  703. is totally not weed.
  704. Touching the mystery
  705. orb.
  706. Being physically
  707. incapable of cloud
  708. watching.
  709. Watching from the
  710. shadows like a total
  711. creep.
  712. Hallucinating an entire
  713. epic battle when you
  714. really got your ass
  715. kicked by a nerd.
  716. A butt-fart.