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  1. [Yesterday, 17:26]
  2. in russia:
  3. hey man
  4. he's like 30 and he's virgin
  5. he's running outta options
  6.  
  7. [Yesterday, 18:00]
  8. balk0n:
  9. u mean
  10. simi
  11. or johzi
  12. xD?
  13.  
  14. [Yesterday, 18:02]
  15. in russia:
  16. both i guess
  17.  
  18.  
  19. Just playing for fun now
  20.  
  21. [10:56]
  22. balk0n:
  23.         hahahahahah
  24.         beef between 2 best igls inc
  25.  
  26. [10:57]
  27. simi:
  28.         Who that
  29.  
  30. [10:57]
  31. balk0n:
  32.         danne
  33.         u mad?
  34.  
  35. [11:36]
  36. simi:
  37.         Who cares about some neckbeard bot
  38.         Who lives off the government
  39.         Chases underaged girls on the internet
  40.         LMAO
  41.    
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  45.    
  46.     [15:01]
  47. in russia:
  48. rofl
  49. if i'm a bot
  50. carrying the best team in l4d2
  51. who is not a bot
  52. ???
  53. and wut
  54. my gf is 21
  55. nearly twice as old as simi
  56. she also has him blocked because she says he's a retard who creepily hit on her multiple times
  57. and she doesn't want to date a cucklord virgin
  58.  
  59. [15:02]
  60. balk0n:
  61. ahahhahahaha
  62.  
  63. [15:02]
  64. in russia:
  65. I live off the government yet i've probably paid more tax than simi will pay in his whole life
  66. interesting concept
  67. but whatever makes him happy
  68. i guess
  69. there's not much happiness in his life nowdays so i'll give him this one
  70. to keep him from tying the noose
  71.  
  72.  
  73.  
  74. LOL
  75. Say
  76. What carry?
  77. No lifein l4d2 for 6 years
  78. Vac banned on 4 accounts
  79. Chasing e vag 24/7
  80. Calling me a creep
  81.  
  82.  
  83.  
  84. Calling me a creep
  85.  
  86. [15:07]
  87. balk0n:
  88.         [15:05]
  89.         in russia:
  90.                 it's hard to be good lyrically when you have 5 dicks in your mouth simultaneously
  91.                 unless he's moved past that point in his life where he sucks off good players to carry him
  92.                 i don't know, i don't keep track of him the way he religiously follows me
  93.                 i can't pay attention to all the random pug players can i
  94.                 I don't even play the game
  95.  
  96. [15:07]
  97. simi:
  98.         LMAO
  99.  
  100. [15:07]
  101. balk0n:
  102.         you need harder lines
  103.         or you will lose the beef
  104.         and danne will claim his title of best igl ever
  105.         right after shade ofc
  106.  
  107. [15:09]
  108. simi:
  109.         Keep track lol
  110.         He's the one no lifein and begging ppl to play with him
  111.         LMAO
  112.         >bot dan
  113.         >best
  114.         Pick 1
  115.         Also that emo excuse of girl he calls his gf is retarded
  116.         That's why I removed her
  117.         Also
  118.         Where's HYD bro???
  119.         Chasing underaged girls
  120.         Johzy part 2
  121.  
  122.  
  123.  
  124. [15:18]
  125. in russia:
  126. no i wasn't the one calling him a creep, that's every girl that he tries it on with
  127. queen really disliked him
  128. and there's many others too
  129. :D
  130. No lifein l4d2 for 6 years
  131. Vac banned on 4 accounts
  132. ??
  133. 2 bans on the same day on 2 accounts
  134. yet he has played l4d2 the same amount for the same amount of time
  135. but he never got good
  136. that's why he was never able to win anything but instead remained an insecure little toddler who feels the need STILL to try to talk down to people about a game
  137. it's kinda pathetic really and the worst part is that everyone he walks down to is better than he is
  138. I don't beg anyone to play with me, the last 3-4 tournaments i played i didn't even want to play
  139. bravo asked me for the last one
  140. bryan begged me for the 2 before that
  141. and the one before that it was Miro that begged me
  142. Idk hyd is probably half way through uni because she's 19 or 20?
  143. i know simis brain is incredibly small, but he's canadian so surely he knows the age of consent in canada?
  144. but perhaps i'm giving him too much credit
  145. simi didn't remove any girl, she blocked him because he kept adding her
  146. sad to say it buddy but pretending you aren't a virgin loser who's bad at every game you played and the upitomy of insecurity in a beta male isn't going to work
  147. everyone can see you for what you are
  148. and they pity you
  149.  
  150.  
  151.  
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  154.  
  155. LOLOL
  156. I have em both blocked
  157. LMAO
  158. Tell him to look in the mirror
  159. Beta cuck
  160. Or go outside once a while
  161. Leeching in game and irl
  162. Pathetic
  163. As for hyd
  164. She was 15 when he was chasing her
  165. Kid is so delusional
  166. Also
  167. Miro made a vid about him
  168. His crosshair placement is of a bot
  169. And even the ppl he played with know he is trash
  170. Say
  171. His genetics aren't made for gaming
  172. No matter how much time he spends
  173. Even with cheats he is trash
  174. LMAO
  175. Neckbeard beta cuck
  176. LOL
  177. New thread inc
  178. With bit dan pics and history
  179.  
  180. [16:51]
  181. balk0n:
  182.         really?
  183.  
  184. [16:52]
  185. simi:
  186.         who cares about some silver 4 trailer trash bot
  187.         who just admitted to cheating,leaching of the govt and chasing underaged girls
  188.         LMAO
  189.  
  190. [16:55]
  191. balk0n:
  192.         u need to 1v1 him
  193.         its the only way
  194.  
  195.