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  1. The land is lit up by the eerie light of the waxing gibbous moon.
  2. Curving around the Citadel of Ephebe, this is the Street of Enlightenment.  The wide street stretches out along the shoulders of the hill and sparkles in the night.  A narrow grass verge to the north separates the street from a large gravelled area; a wide path leads up to a number of stone benches.  On the other side of the Street of Enlightenment a large tree brushes against the floodlit wall of the citadel.
  3. It is a very cold secundus summer's night with almost no wind and a beautifully clear sky.
  4. There are seven obvious exits: northeast, west, southwest, south, east, north and northwest.
  5. Reva Devilish, naBOO Bies and a confident hoplite are fighting here and Chimara Rehevkor and an excited man are standing here.
  6. Chimara Rehevkor shouts: Unrumble!
  7. The confident hoplite is rocked by the bloodcurdling warcry.
  8. Chimara Rehevkor smashes the confident hoplite in the head with his Skullsplitter.
  9. pursue killers
  10. NaBOO Bies perforates the confident hoplite's neck with his Kaabah.
  11. Reva Devilish perforates the confident hoplite's neck with one of her Sapphire Shards.
  12. A sinister cutthroat arrives from the south.
  13. The confident hoplite asks in Ephebian with an Ephebian accent: You want some?
  14. Chimara Rehevkor smashes the confident hoplite in the head with his Skullsplitter.
  15. You pursue Reva Devilish.
  16. Hp: 2258 (2258) Gp: 408 (408) Xp: 1833339
  17. You punch at Reva Devilish but she deftly dodges out of the way.
  18. NaBOO Bies perforates the confident hoplite's neck with his Kaabah.
  19. vi x
  20. A bored artisan arrives from the south.
  21. Chimara Rehevkor smashes the confident hoplite in the head with his Skullsplitter.
  22. NaBOO Bies perforates the confident hoplite's neck with his Hajj.
  23. Reva Devilish pierces the excited man's neck with one of her Sapphire Shards.
  24. NaBOO Bies deals the death blow to the confident hoplite.
  25. You prepare to cast Gammer Shorga's Helpful Undergrowth on Reva Devilish.
  26. {+1214 XP}
  27. {-70 GP}
  28. You clear your throat mightily and spit on the seed.
  29. Chimara Rehevkor mashes the excited man's head with his Skullsplitter.
  30. Hp: 2258 (2258) Gp: 341 (408) Xp: 1834553
  31. NaBOO Bies pierces the excited man's neck with his Hajj.
  32. NaBOO Bies deals the death blow to the excited man.
  33. In blocking the attack the gumbo pot floating around you is knocked out of orbit.
  34. Chimara Rehevkor crushes the bored artisan's head with his Skullsplitter.
  35. NaBOO Bies pierces the bored artisan's neck with his Kaabah.
  36. You quickly throw the seed at the feet of Reva Devilish.
  37. [Dvalinn leaves Discworld]
  38. Chimara Rehevkor crushes the sinister cutthroat's head with his Skullsplitter.
  39. Hp: 2258 (2258) Gp: 344 (408) Xp: 1834555
  40. You kick out at Reva Devilish but she deftly dodges out of the way.
  41. NaBOO Bies pierces the bored artisan's neck with his Kaabah.
  42. NaBOO Bies deals the death blow to the bored artisan.
  43. A low rumble is evident shortly before the ground bursts open and a bunch of animated vines wrap themselves around Reva Devilish, trapping her.
  44. Chimara Rehevkor crushes the sinister cutthroat's face with his Skullsplitter.
  45. Reva Devilish pierces the sinister cutthroat's neck with one of her Sapphire Shards.
  46. NaBOO Bies and Chimara Rehevkor swagger out nautically west.
  47. Reva Devilish attempts to struggle from the grasp of the vines but fails.
  48. A few of the vines appear to have been damaged by their recent struggle.  They wither away sadly.
  49. [Street of Enlightenment, looking out to the Circle Sea]
  50.       &-*-
  51.      /|x|x
  52.     $-$-$-
  53.    /|x|x|x
  54.   $-@-$-$-
  55.  /|x|x|/  
  56. *-*-*-*  
  57. |x|/      
  58. *-*      
  59. |/        
  60. The land is lit up by the eerie light of the waxing gibbous moon.
  61. Curving around the Citadel of Ephebe, this is the Street of Enlightenment.  The wide street stretches out along the shoulders of the hill and sparkles in the night.  Just southwest of here, a dark narrow channel cuts across the Street of Enlightenment; the channel is bordered on each edge by the same sparkling granite kerb as the edges of the road and run from the Slouching Gardens on the south side of the road across to the other side of the gardens on the cliff edge to the north.
  62. It is a very cold secundus summer's night with almost no wind and a beautifully clear sky.
  63. There are seven obvious exits: east, southwest, south, southeast, northeast, north and west.
  64. Chimara Rehevkor, naBOO Bies, an inattentive labourer and a putrescent beggar are standing here.
  65. You pursue naBOO Bies west.
  66. bb x
  67. [Aise enters Discworld]
  68. Cannot find "reva", no match.
  69. Cannot find "reva", no match.
  70. Cannot find "reva using 2 dollops honey in velvet bag", no match.
  71. Cannot find "reva using 2 dollops honey in velvet bag", no match.
  72. Cannot find "reva using 2 dollops honey in velvet bag", no match.
  73. NaBOO Bies pierces the inattentive labourer's neck with his Hajj.
  74. A bald philosopher walks past carrying a telescope and a tripod.
  75. NaBOO Bies pierces the inattentive labourer's neck with his Kaabah.
  76. Chimara Rehevkor mashes the inattentive labourer's face with his Skullsplitter.
  77. NaBOO Bies pierces the putrescent beggar's neck with his Kaabah.
  78. e
  79. Chimara Rehevkor deals the death blow to the inattentive labourer.
  80. [Street of Enlightenment, south of a gravelled area]
  81.     &-*-*
  82.    /|x|x|x
  83.   $-$-$-*-
  84.  /|x|x|x|x
  85. &-$-@-$-$-
  86. |x|x|/    
  87. *-*-*    
  88. |/        
  89. *        
  90. The land is lit up by the eerie light of the waxing gibbous moon.
  91. Curving around the Citadel of Ephebe, this is the Street of Enlightenment.  The wide street stretches out along the shoulders of the hill and sparkles in the night.  A narrow grass verge to the north separates the street from a large gravelled area; a wide path leads up to a number of stone benches.  On the other side of the Street of Enlightenment a large tree brushes against the floodlit wall of the citadel.
  92. It is a very cold secundus summer's night with almost no wind and a beautifully clear sky.
  93. There are seven obvious exits: northeast, west, southwest, south, east, north and northwest.
  94. Reva Devilish is fighting here.
  95. The corpse of a confident hoplite, a gumbo pot, the corpse of an excited man, the corpse of a bored artisan and the corpse of a sinister cutthroat are on the ground.
  96. e
  97. [Slouching Gardens of Ephebe, north of the citadel]
  98.   &-*-*-*-
  99.  /|x|x|x  
  100. &-$-$-*-*-
  101. |x|x|x|x|x
  102. &-$-@-$-*-
  103. |x|/      
  104. *-*      
  105. The land is lit up by the eerie light of the waxing gibbous moon.
  106. This part of the Slouching Gardens of Ephebe is suprisingly featureless, just an expanse of grass between the walls of the citadel of Ephebe to the south and the Street of Enlightenment to the north.  The one interesting feature here is a small statue in the middle of the grass to some Ephebian god or other.  It stands on a plinth looking remarkably unimpressive.  A glowing light surrounding the large rock to the north-northeast indicates that Ephebe's famous lighthouse is probably on the other side of it.
  107. It is a very cold secundus summer's night with almost no wind and a beautifully clear sky.
  108. There are six obvious exits: north, west, east, northwest, northeast and southwest.
  109. An old slave is standing here.
  110. A lit lantern is mounted on the citadel wall.
  111. w
  112. [Street of Enlightenment, south of a gravelled area]
  113.     &-*-*
  114.    /|x|x|x
  115.   $-$-$-*-
  116.  /|x|x|x|x
  117. &-$-@-$-$-
  118. |x|x|/    
  119. *-*-*    
  120. |/        
  121. *        
  122. The land is lit up by the eerie light of the waxing gibbous moon.
  123. Curving around the Citadel of Ephebe, this is the Street of Enlightenment.  The wide street stretches out along the shoulders of the hill and sparkles in the night.  A narrow grass verge to the north separates the street from a large gravelled area; a wide path leads up to a number of stone benches.  On the other side of the Street of Enlightenment a large tree brushes against the floodlit wall of the citadel.
  124. It is a very cold secundus summer's night with almost no wind and a beautifully clear sky.
  125. There are seven obvious exits: northeast, west, southwest, south, east, north and northwest.
  126. Reva Devilish is fighting here.
  127. The corpse of a confident hoplite, a gumbo pot, the corpse of an excited man, the corpse of a bored artisan and the corpse of a sinister cutthroat are on the ground.
  128. NaBOO Bies and Chimara Rehevkor swagger in nautically from the west.
  129. kill killers
  130. Hp: 2258 (2258) Gp: 357 (408) Xp: 1834565
  131. You prepare to attack Reva Devilish.
  132. pursue killers
  133. NaBOO Bies buries the corpse of a sinister cutthroat, the corpse of a bored artisan, the corpse of an excited man and the corpse of a confident hoplite deep within the ground.
  134. The vines around Reva Devilish seem to lose their preternatural strength, looking much more like garden variety creepers now.
  135. You pursue yourself around in a nice circle.
  136. You are already pursuing Reva Devilish.
  137. Hp: 2258 (2258) Gp: 360 (408) Xp: 1834567
  138. You punch at Reva Devilish but she dodges out of the way.
  139. Hp: 2258 (2258) Gp: 363 (408) Xp: 1834569
  140. You punch at Reva Devilish but she deftly dodges out of the way.
  141. vi x
  142. You get one smelly seed from the black velvet bag.
  143. You prepare to cast Gammer Shorga's Helpful Undergrowth on Reva Devilish.
  144. {-70 GP}
  145. You clear your throat mightily and spit on the seed.
  146. You quickly throw the seed at the feet of Reva Devilish.
  147. Hp: 2258 (2258) Gp: 296 (408) Xp: 1834993
  148. A bunch of additional vines sprout around Reva Devilish.
  149. Hp: 2258 (2258) Gp: 299 (408) Xp: 1834995
  150. The vines writhe as they maintain their grip around Reva Devilish.
  151. bb x
  152. You prepare to cast Mother Feelbright's Busy Bees on Reva Devilish.
  153. {+1035 XP}
  154. {-57 GP}
  155. Hp: 2258 (2258) Gp: 242 (408) Xp: 1836032
  156. A dull red glow appears around Reva Devilish.
  157. You send your mind out into the air, searching for a swarm of bees.
  158. You gently ride the mind of a suitable swarm, drawing it towards you.
  159. Hp: 2258 (2258) Gp: 245 (408) Xp: 1836034
  160. Squelch.
  161. Reva Devilish thrusts at you with one of her Sapphire Shards but your plague of assassin bugs absorbs most of the blow.
  162. You impress your anger upon the approaching swarm, buzzing angrily under your breath.
  163. {-1 HP}
  164. You hold some honey out in front of you as a gift, demanding that the swarm do your bidding.
  165. Hp: 2258 (2258) Gp: 248 (408) Xp: 1836036
  166. The dull red glow around Reva Devilish becomes bright red.
  167. The bright red glow around Reva Devilish becomes wobbling orange.
  168. A swarm of honey bees enters the area and begins to circle you, consuming the honey.
  169. You assert control over the swarm of honey bees.
  170. The swarm of honey bees surrounds Reva Devilish, buzzing aggressively.
  171. Hp: 2258 (2258) Gp: 251 (408) Xp: 1836038
  172. hs
  173. The wobbling orange glow around Reva Devilish becomes bright red.
  174. You get a darkened makhaira and a Marzipan dinner knife from a pocket in a black velvet bag.
  175. You hold a darkened makhaira in your left hand and a Marzipan dinner knife in your right hand.
  176. tai
  177. Hp: 2258 (2258) Gp: 254 (408) Xp: 1836040
  178. You change your attitude from neutral to insane.
  179. The bright red glow around Reva Devilish becomes wobbling orange.
  180. NaBOO Bies appears to be checking you for wounds.
  181. NaBOO Bies studies Chimara Rehevkor, naBOO Bies, Reva Devilish and you.
  182. Some of the vines lose their strength and wither away.
  183. fe
  184. Hp: 2258 (2258) Gp: 257 (408) Xp: 1836042
  185. The wobbling orange glow around Reva Devilish becomes flickering yellow.
  186. You thrust at Reva Devilish with your darkened makhaira but her magical shielding absorbs all of the blow.
  187. You prepare to feint at Reva Devilish.
  188. {-31 GP}
  189. You move as though about to launch a powerful attack on Reva Devilish.  She falls for your feint, leaving her off balance.
  190. nosoul stab opponent in the neck with left hand weapon
  191. nosoul stab opponent in the heart with left hand weapon
  192. Many of the honey bees swarming around Reva Devilish sting her.
  193. Hp: 2258 (2258) Gp: 228 (408) Xp: 1836561
  194. You slash at Reva Devilish with your darkened makhaira but she just dodges out of the way.
  195. You prepare to stab Reva Devilish with the darkened makhaira, your weapon an extension of your body.
  196. Hp: 2258 (2258) Gp: 195 (408) Xp: 1837165
  197. You attempt to launch a powerful attack.  You thrust at Reva Devilish with your darkened makhaira but she dodges out of the way.
  198. {-35 GP}
  199. Some of the honey bees around Reva Devilish get wet, and buzz away damply.
  200. Many of the honey bees swarming around Reva Devilish sting her.
  201. You prepare to stab Reva Devilish with the darkened makhaira.
  202. Hp: 2258 (2258) Gp: 162 (408) Xp: 1837368
  203. You attempt to launch a powerful attack.  You thrust at Reva Devilish with your darkened makhaira but she dodges out of the way.
  204. {-36 GP}
  205. Reva Devilish thrusts at you with one of her Sapphire Shards but your plague of assassin bugs absorbs most of the blow.
  206. There is a sudden white flash around Reva Devilish.
  207. The assassin bugs around you attack Reva Devilish spitefully, leaving behind hundreds of painful puncture wounds.
  208. {-5 HP}
  209. nosoul stab opponent with left hand weapon
  210. You prepare to stab Reva Devilish with the darkened makhaira, your body moving with practised ease.
  211. {-39 GP}
  212. The vines writhe as they maintain their grip around Reva Devilish.
  213. Hp: 2256 (2258) Gp: 129 (408) Xp: 1837479
  214. You launch a powerful attack.  You stab Reva Devilish deeply in the stomach with your darkened makhaira but her chalky skin absorbs most of the blow.
  215. The assassin bugs around you viciously assault Reva Devilish, causing rather extensive skin lesions.
  216. As the bugs around you fall, you realise you are now only surrounded by a vast swarm of assassin bugs.
  217. nosoul stab opponent with left hand weapon
  218. Reva Devilish twists the blue crystal ring.
  219. Reva Devilish flashes out of existence.
  220. The vines withdraw back underground.
  221. Cannot find "opponent", no match.