[Extended version]

[Sidenote: all text that is boxed in like this is not a quote, just an instruction. It's probably obvious, I'm just pointing it out.
Words in paranthesis are quotes, but the speaker can choose the exact words.]
 
 
 
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[The audio should begin with the sound of crashing waves, seagulls, etc. Just typical "beach sounds".]
 
 
[Excited] Wow, it's so beautiful here today!
 
 
Thanks for taking us out here (pet name). After all the craziness that's been going on, we really need this.
 
 
[Normal voice] Anyways, we should change to our swimwear. Let's meet here again in five minutes.
 
 
 
[Beat for around 5 seconds]
 
 
 
[Happy] Oh, there you are! [Short pause] I... I like what you're wearing.
 
 
 
[Playful] Boop!
 
 
 
[Laugh] Oh come on! You're so adorable! How can I not boop your stomach- [the word "stomach" should be interrupted mid-sentence]
 
-Oof!
 
 
 
[Mischieviously] [Giggle] Oh, so two people can play the same game. 
 
 
 
As much as I enjoy goofing around on land, we came to the beach. Y'know, a place with WATER.
 
 
Exactly. Now, without further ado [Sudden Mario-esque voice] Lets-a-go!
 
 
 
[Splash SFX]
 
[Shocked] [Gasp] Oh dear God, it's chilling! [Half-laugh, half shiver]
 
 
Yeah, I know, we'll get used to it, but it's still cold [Laugh]
 
 
[For the next 10-20 seconds, improvise. 
You are just playing in the water, so you can laugh, splash around, etc.]
 
 
[Beat]
 
Yeah?
 
Sunscreen? [Gasp] Oh crap! You're right! 
 
 
[Sound effect of leaving water]
 
Yeah, I know. We should've reapplied long ago. I don't feel sunburned, but still. 
 
 
Good on you for reminding us, (petname). 
 
 
I'll start on you.
 
[Optional: Sound effect of applying lotion. Somewhat ASMR-ish]
 
 
Alright, mind if you do me now? 
 
[Giggle] Oh, you don't mind touching your (boyfriend/girlfriend). [depends on speakers gender]
 
Okay then.
 
 
[Beat] 
 
 
[Surprised tone] Err, (petname)? 
 
Your hands are getting kinda close to... err... well... 
 
Huh? 
 
 
You sure it wasn't on purpose? [Cheeky] I remember what you said earlier.
 
 
True, we are alone here. At least you have some sense of dignity, I see.
 
 
[Beat]
 
 
You're done? Okay. 
 
 
[Soft tone] Honestly, I got a bit tired. Can we just take a break now?
 
 
Of course we'll continue afterwards. I just want to rest my arms for a bit.
 
 



Hey, can we get something to eat? I just realised how much of an appetite swimming gives you. 


[Excited] [Giggle] Yay! I'll pay, of course.

Nonono, no problem! Besides, you left your wallet in the car, right?


[Deadpan] Exactly. Let's see what they have.


[Some seconds of silence. Opitonally, you can murmur to yourself, as in considering what to order].


Do you know what you want, (pet name)?

Garlic shrimp?

[Joking] Well, I never saw that coming.

I swear, if the store owner starts talking about "them Phantom Thieves" I dunno what to say.

I know, I know. You keep telling me that I'm addicted to that game.

Personally, I call it "being a (man/woman) of culture".

[Beat]

[Calmer tone] Oh well. I'll have the seafood pasta. I'm boring, I know. 


We need something to drink, too. 


Really, just a soda? At least I'm not the only boring person here.


Oh, me?

Hmm... I'll have a [singing voice, y'all know how it goes] Pina Colada~



[Laugh] Ok, Ok, I'm sorry! I couldn't resist!

[Deadpan] I still want it though.


[Silence for some seconds. Optionally, add some more "beach ambience" to signify the time passing].



[This is after the meal]

Wow, that was really good. 

I still can't believe how spicy your shrimp was. I had like, ONE bite and I'm still burning.


Yes, you love spicy food. It doesn't mean that I can't enjoy it either, but that was too much.


Then again, you were able to eat the "Omega Taco" from that place last year.


I dunno, maybe you have some "dragonic bloodline" inside you. That would explain your taste buds.


[Beat] 


Speaking of burning, I think it's time to reapply some sunscreen. 


[Cheeky] Oh no you, I'll do it myself this time.

Accident or not, it's still embarassing.


[Flirty] Oh don't worry. You can touch me all you want when we're back home.


[Once again, it's optional to have "applying lotion" sounds.]


Okay then, should we head back to the water?

[Mildly concerned] No?

Are you afraid of getting cramps? (Pet name), you do know that it's just a myth, right?

You do? Then what's the problem?

[Relieved] Oh right, you always want the food to "settle down" as you say.

Makes sense, you don't wanna suddenly throw up or anything [soft chuckle].

So, what should we do? 


Just walk around? Sure. We can see what there is to do.


[Some more silence/ beach ambience]



[Surprise] Oh look, they have that watermelon-smashing game over there.

Strange, I thought that was a Japanese-only thing.


[Excited] Wanna go for a try?


[Chuckle] Yeah, let's do it! It only costs like 3 dollars per try

[Sidenote: I don't know how much it actually would cost. 
If a certain price makes more sense, go for it instead.]

[Improvise with some "hiya"-sounds. Optionally, add sound effects of 
the melons getting splattered.]


[Beat, maybe some heavy breathing]


[Tired] Wow. That was certanly something. 

I still can't believe how you splattered juice on me from that far away.

I think that we can do some more swimming by now. What do you say? 


[Happy] Okay, let's go back.


[Once again, laughing and splashing for 10-20 seconds].


[Beat]



[Sigh] Okay, I think it's a good time to return home. 

I just realised how salty we smell.


[Flustered] You know what I mean. From the ocean water!


Kidding, kidding. I know.



[Optional: Add sound effect of a car driving until audio ends]


Wow. I really had a good time today. Thank you (pet name).


[Beat]


[Cheerful] Hey, I just remembered something.


[Playful] I love you~