Michael Knight: Star of the TV Show Knightboat, "The crime solving boat!" Gerald: Monobrowed arch-nemesis of Maggie Ralph Wiggum: Paste-eating second-grader at Springfield Elementary Burns' goon: One of Mr. Burns' goons, seen in Homer's Odyssey Springfield Gorge ranger: Park ranger at the gorge, briefly seen in Bart the Daredevil Antoine Tex O'Hara: Manager of The Isotopes baseball team in Dancing Homer McBain girl: McBain's bit-on-the-side in 'You Have the Right to Remain Dead' Stampy: Elephant that was Bart's pet for a brief time John Swartzwelder: Writer for Itchy & Scratchy and lifelong friend of Krusty the Clown Deli guy: Delivered the 25ft sub that Bart ordered in My Sister, My Sister Luann Van Houten: Milhouse's mom who was born in Shelbyville Frank Grimes: Temporary employee at the nuclear plant; tragically killed by his dislike of Homer Simpson Evelyn: Marge's old high school acquaintance whom she meets in Scenes From the Class Struggle in Springfield Cosine: One of the 'Superfriends' from Bart's Comet Judge Roy Snyder: Presides over cases at Springfield Courthouse; hates Lionel Hutz, who repeatedly ran over his son Robert Palmer Twin: Parody of the women from Palmer's 'Addicted to Love' music video; seen in Homer's Night Out, inexplicably on a double date with Mr. Burns and Smithers Robert Palmer Twin: Parody of the women from Palmer's 'Addicted to Love' music video; seen in Homer's Night Out, inexplicably on a double date with Mr. Burns and Smithers Trainee Cop: Forget about the badge! When do we get the freakin' guns?! Professor Werner von Brawn: Wrestler from Bart the Daredevil Belle: Entrepreneuse and proprietoress of 'La Maison Derriere' Mr. Jericho: Leader of the counterfeir jeans ring uncovered in The Springfield Connection Luigi: Italian chef, proprietor of Luigi's restaurant E-mail: One of the 'Superfriends' from Bart's Comet Ham: One of the 'Superfriends' from Bart's Comet; Enjoys ham radio Helen Lovejoy: Gossipy wife of the Reverend Mayor Diamond Joe Quimby: The tax-cheating, wife-swapping, pot-smoking, spendocrat mayor of Springfield Princess Cashmere: Exotic dancer who was photographed dancing with Homer; Has also dated Apu John: Gay owner of Cockamamie's Collectibles Shop; befriended the Simpson family in Homer's Phobia Malloy: Cat burglar from Homer the Vigilante Sherri: One of Bart's classmates and twin of Terri Ned Flanders: The Simpsons' evangelical neighbour Bernice Hibbert: Dr. Hibbert's wife Corporal Punishment: One of Krusty's sideshows McGarnagle: The policeman who solves crimes in his spare time Kermit the Frog: Not quite a mop, not quite a puppet (appeared in Bart the Fink) Second Cousin Stanley Simpson: Shoots birds at the airport Dr. Nick Riviera: Not-entirely-competent doctor Simpson relative: Regional sales coordinator for the third largest distributor of bunk AND trundle beds Buddy 'Fallout Boy' Hodges: Played Radioactive Man's sidekick in the original TV series Simpson relative: His legs hurt Lurleen Lumpkin: Country singer that Homer managed in Colonel Homer Great Uncle Chet: Runs an unsuccessful shrimp company Wendell: School kid who's always ill Simpson relative: Environmental Lawyer Rod Flanders: The older Flanders child Lou the cop: Partner of Eddie Kearney: One of the bullies at school Dr. Simpson: Chief of complicated surgery at the Invasive Care Clinic Moldy: The 'elder' in The Happy Little Elves, a show Lisa used to love Actress: Hired by Mr. Burns to portray Marge Estonian Actor: Hired by Mr. Burns to portray Lisa Moroccan market stall owner: Sold Homer the Monkey's Paw British Actor: Michael Caine-esque actor hired by Mr. Burns to portray Homer Maude Flanders: Wife of Ned; died in Season 11 Roy: Brief guest in the Simpson home Hollis Hurlbut: President of the Springfield Historial Society Nelson Muntz: Local bully Chester Lampwick: Original creator of Itchy Frank Ormand: Pretzel vendor who sold a franchise to Marge Jebediah Obediah Zachariah Jedediah Springfield: Springfield founder and cultural icon Inanimate Carbon Rod: Worker of the Week Very Tall Man: Drives a very small car Amber Dempsey: Winner of the Little Miss Springfield competition Colonel Leslie Hap Hapablap: Will tear you up like a Kleenex at a snot party; appears twice on this poster Aristotle Amadopolis: Owner of Shelbyville Nuclear Power Plant (the other SNPP) Jaques: Marge's bowling teacher; Surname is not Strap Australian Judge: Decided Bart needed 'a little kick in the bum' Tobias Drundridge: Australian boy who accepted Bart's collect call Bea Simmons: Grampa's girlfriend until she died of a burst ventricle Kang: Sister of Kodos, aliens from the Treehouse of Horror episodes Ballet teacher: Taught Bart to dance in Homer vs. Patty and Selma Groundskeeper Willie: Keeper of the grounds, at Springfield Elementary Mrs. Glick: Simpsons' neighbour on the other side to the Flandereses. Sold the house to run out the clock in Florida Fallout Boy: Jiminy Jillikers! It's Radioactive Man's sidekick! Bubbles: One of the Happy Little Elves, Lisa's favorite show in the early years Leon Kompowski: Thought he was Michael Jackson Bear: Briefly adopted Maggie in Call of the Simpsons Mathemagician: Entertainer at Martin's birthday party; Can conjure up magic sevens House of Evil proprietor: Sells forbidden objects from places men fear to tread...also froghurt Ugolin: Evil French guy from The Crepes of Wrath Cesar: Evil French guy from The Crepes of Wrath Grandma Van Houten: Lives in New York-esque suburb somewhere Eddie the cop: Partner of Lou; Normally yellow, but he obviously just got back from a holiday in the Caribbean Flying Hellfish: Logo for Grampa Simpson's unit in the Second World War II Dizzy: One of the Seven Duffs Captain Horatio McCallister: Yarr, he's not attractive Quimby bodyguard: One of Mayor Quimby's burly protectors Tattoo removal guy: Lasered off Bart's tattoo in Simpsons Roasting On An Open Fire German Scientist: Studied Homer, the 'brilliant beast', in Call of the Simpsons Ice Cream lady: Proprietor of Phineas Q. Butterfat's; Manages to keep a trim figure Millicent: Stable owner from whom Homer bought a pony for Lisa in the episode Lisa's Pony Rasputin the friendly Russian: Wrestler from Bart the Daredevil Sideshow Raheem: One of Krusty's many sidekicks over the years, as seen in I Love Lisa Captain Horatio McCallister: Yarr, he's not attractive Beer-N-Brawl Manager: Introduces Lurleen at the out-of-town redneck bar Shoshana: Snake's girlfriend in a few episodes Nick Callahan: Estate agent at Red Blazer Realty Happy Sumo greeter: Employee at the Japanese restaurant in One Fish, Two Fish, Blue Fish, Blowfish; Though she had pink hair in said episode Snowball II: A weird fat version of the Simpsons' cat Flaming Moe's waitress: Worked at Moe's for a short time before leaving to pursue a movie career The Chief: Patient at New Bedlam mental asylum in Stark Raving Dad; He's a lot paler here Hannibal Lecter: Seen in New Bedlam mental asylum in Stark Raving Dad Jeff Albertson: More commonly known as 'Comic Book Guy', he is the proprietor of Android's Dungeon, the comic book store Brandine Spuckler: Wife (and possibly sister) of Cletus, the slack-jawed yokel Mr. Teeny: Krusty's rollerskating monkey Moe Szyslak: Local bartender and proprietor of Moe's Tavern; subject to repeated prank calls Principal Seymour Skinner: Principal at Springfield Elementary school Melvin Van Horne: More commonly known as Sideshow Mel, he replaced Sideshow Bob on the 'Krusty the Clown Show' Hank Scorpio: Evil supervillain and President of Globex Corporation Arnie Pye: Channel 6 News' traffic reporter Salesman rom Ex-Con Security: Tried to convince Homer to seal off the doors and windows with bulletproof lucite Shelby: Bart's doppelganger rival from Shelbyville Lunchlady Doris: Dinner lady at Springfield Elementary school cafeteria Agnes Skinner: Principal Skinner's mother Band member: Drummer from 'The Larry Davis Experience' and 'Krusty and the Krums' Band member: Keyboardist from 'The Larry Davis Experience' and 'Krusty and the Krums' Band member: Tubist from 'The Larry Davis Experience' and 'Krusty and the Krums'; Oddly, he was yellow in the former Captain Kook: One of the characters in The Happy Little Elves Stonecutter Alien: Kept under wraps by the Stonecutters Pahusacheta Nahaspeemapetilon: Niece of Apu and daughter of Sanjay Homer Simpson: Some guy Clancy Wiggum: Chief of Springfield Police Miss Elizabeth Hoover: Second grade teacher at Springfield Elementary Robert Underdunk Terwilliger: Known as 'Sideshow Bob' to friends and enemies alike; Krusty's former sideshow who framed Krusty for armed robbery and tried to kill Bart on numerous occasions Jamshed Nahasapeemapetilon: Head of security at the Kwik-E-Mart Cowboy Bob: Proprietor of Bob's RV Round-Up Barney Gumble: Homer's best friend and stalwart of Moe's Tavern I'm just hair!: Your head ended 18 inches ago Marge Simpson: Housewife and mother of the Simpson household Patty Bouvier: Marge's sister and twin of Selma; She is openly gay Pet Store clerk: Worker at Springfield Pet Shop who believes he can communicate with dogs through a canine-human mind-meld Rex Banner: Cop who replaced Chief Wiggum during Springfield's Prohibition period Gary: One of the three physics nerds at Springfield University Cecil Terwilliger: Brother of Sideshow Bob who tried to blow up Springfield Dam Recycling Hippie: Employee at Springfield Recycling Plant Evan Conover: Undersecretary for International Protocol, Brat and Punk Division; from Bart vs. Australia Handsome Pete: Dances for nickels down at Springfield Docks Tipsy: One of the Seven Duffs Jessica Lovejoy: Disobedient daughter of the Reverend, who was Bart's love interest briefly The Leader: Chief of the Movementarians, who promised to whisk everyone off to the planet Blisstonia Dr. Marvin Monroe: Psychologist with a gravely voice Clown Doctor: One of Krusty's many sideshows; appeared in Like Father, Like Clown Ethan Foley: Student at The Enriched Learning Center for Gifted Children; Often speaks in palindromes Park Ranger McFadden: Employee at Mount Useful from Mountain of Madness Pepi: Homer's temporarily-adopted 'Little Brother' Legs: Member of the 'Legitimate Businessmen's Social Club'; he's the one with the raspy, low-pitched voice Coyote: Homer's spirit guide after he ate Guatemalan insanity peppers Happy Sumo Master Chef: His skilled hands are always busy Simpson relative: Jug band manager Simpson relative: Begs celebrities for money Simpson relative: Steps in front of cars and sues the drivers Simpson relative: Plays a millionaire at parties... or at least, he'd like to... Selma Bouvier: Marge's sister and twin of Patty. She's the one who's been married several times and has a baby, Ling Cooder: Carny who squatted in the Simpson home Mona Simpson: Homer's mother, on the run from the law Mr. Bergstrom: Substitute teacher and hero of Lisa Gerald: Monobrowed arch-nemesis of Maggie Scott Christian: Newsreader at Channel 6. Used in lieu of Kent Brockman when he's off or doing live reporting Stampy: Elephant that was Bart's pet for a brief time French Policeman: Basically, the one nice French person; Appeared in The Crepes of Wrath Sam: Barfly at Moe's Tavern. Spoke in Lisa the Greek Female judge: Sometimes used instead of Judge Snyder. It's nice to see some chicks on the bench! Principal Dondelinger: Headteacher at Springfield High School Bullfighter: No way a bull's gonna miss a target that big, man!; Appeared in Bart the Genius Lisa: Replacement for the real Lisa Simpson in The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase Veterinarian: Flunked out of dental school Number One: Head of The Stonecutters (now named 'No Homers') Snowball II: The Simpsons' second cat; Somewhat ironically named since its black, not white like Snowball I Commandant at Rommelwood Military Academy: Appeared in The Secret War of Lisa Simpson Poochie: Short-lived Itchy and Scratchy character; Died on the way back to his home planet Crazy Old Man: Old grey mare she ain't what she used to be... Karl: Homer's temporary assistant when he had hair Bruno Drundridge: Australian guy billed nine hundred dollary-doos for Bart's collect call Gil Gunderson: Terrible at everything, and thus changes jobs regularly Jimmy the Scumbag: Frankly, I would have expected better from him Emily Winthrop: Dog trainer from Bart's Dog Gets An F Mary Bailey: Governor of Springfield Space Mutant: The star of the 'Space Mutants' franchise from the shorts and early series Sanjay Nahasapeemapetilon: Apu's brother and Kwik-E-Mart clerk Sarah Wiggum: Wife of Chief Clancy, mother of Ralph Remorseful: One of the Seven Duffs Edgy: One of the Seven Duffs Louie: Member of the 'Legitimate Businessmen's Social Club'; he's the one with the high-pitched voice Adil Hoxha: Albanian exchange-student-come-spy Radioactive Man: Comic Book hero Waylon Smithers: Sycophantic assistant to Mr. Burns Jebediah Obediah Zachariah Jedediah Springfield: Springfield founder and cultural icon Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Proprietor of the Kwik-E-Mart convenience store; has been shot eight times this year and as a consequence, almost missed work Fritz: German businessman that bought the nuclear plant in Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk Mobster: Member of the 'Legitimate Businessmen's Social Club' Bob Arnold: Congressman for whatever state Springfield is in Marty: One half of 'Bill and Marty', DJs on KBBL radio Pedro the Bumblebee Man: Originally on Channel Ocho but was poached by Krusty for his show Brittany Brockman: Kent Brockman's daughter; was right about the Berlin Wall Mother of Sherri/Terri: Seen in Bart Sells His Soul Otto Mann: School bus driver and pothead Surly Joe: The only foundation repair guy in town Ruth Power: The Simpsons' next door neighbour (on the other side to the Flandereses) ever since the Winfields moved away to Florida Database: Regular nerd and member of the 'Superfriends' from Bart's Comet Blue-Haired Lawyer: Unnamed attorney with a nasally voice; often seen at the head of Burns' team of lawyers The Devil: Appeared when Bart visits Hell in Bart Gets Hit By a Car Lewis: One of Bart's schoolfriends Frank Grimes: Temporary employee at the nuclear plant; tragically killed by his dislike of Homer Simpson Luann Van Houten: Milhouse's mom who was born in Shelbyville Dr. Foster: Child psychologist who mentored Ned Flanders as a child, and again when he went crazy after a hurricane tore down his house Dolph: The quieter of the school bullies Jimbo Jones: School bully whose real name is 'Corky' Roger Meyers, Jr.: CEO of Itchy & Scratchy Studios, founded by his father Bleeding Gums Murphy: Jazz musician and idol to Lisa Simpson Martin Prince: Fourth grade class brain at Springfield Elementary with an IQ of 216 McBain: Clichéd action hero Hans Moleman: 31-year-old recovering alcoholic; gets injured a lot Üter: Foreign exchange student; don't make him run, he's full of chocolate! Professor Lombardo: Art teacher at Springfield Community College from Brush With Greatness Todd Flanders: The younger Flanders child; has a pet woodpecker Llewellyn Sinclair: Director of 'Oh Streetcar!' in A Streetcar Named Marge Mr. Largo: Music teacher as Springfield Elementary Mr. Prince: Martin Prince's father Education Center employee: Interviews Homer at the Adult Education Center Leopold: Alright you little punks, pick up your freakin' ears 'cause I'm only gonna say this once... this is Superintendent Chalmers' assistant! Janey: One of Lisa's (few) schoolfriends Birch Barlow: Ultra-Conservative and author of the bestselling book 'Only Turkeys Have Left Wings' Erin: Lisa's holiday friend from Little Pwagmattasquarmesettport (Summer of 4 Ft. 2) Tattoo Annie: Currently incarcerated at Springfield Women's Prison Terri: One of Bart's classmates and twin of Sherri Dooley: One of Bart's classmates, seen in Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily Anthony 'Fat Tony' D'Amico: Chairman of the Legitimate Businessmen's Social Club Troy McClure: Actor and television presenter - you may remember him from such productions as 'Gladys The Groovy Mule' and 'Lead Paint, Delicious But Deadly' Reverend Lovejoy: Minister at the First Church of Springfield Bearded Lady: One of Krusty the Clown's many sideshows Shary Bobbins: British nanny that briefly took care of the Simpson kids; unfortunately died on her departure Ned Flanders: The Simpsons' evangelical neighbour Ralph Wiggum: Paste-eating second-grader at Springfield Elementary Matt Groening: Right-wing nutjob Larry: One of the barflies at Moe's Tavern Kodos: Sister of Kang, aliens from the Treehouse of Horror episodes Akira: Japanese waiter and chef Don Vittorio DiMaggio: Elderly mafia member from Homie the Clown Jimmy: Child actor appearing alongside Troy McClure in many informational films Sir Oinks-A-Lot: Beloved mascot of Springfield A&M; one of Richard Nixon's best friends Human Fly: Come on! I stayed up all night dying my underwear! Blinky: Three-eyed fish, mutated by toxic waste from Springfield Nuclear Power Plant; and with a taste that can't be beat! Bobo: Mr. Burns' cherished teddy bear Samantha Stanky: Briefly a student at Springfield Elementary where she fell in love with Milhouse Laddie: Intelligent and well-behaved dog the Simpsons owned for a while; now a police dog Stewart: Lazy duck who works at the power plant Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon: Apu's wife through an arranged marriage Freddy Quimby: It's pronounced Chow-dah! Smooth Jimmy Apollo: Football pundit from Lisa the Greek; declares teams his 'Lock of the Week' Nigel: Be Sharps manager; Stars discovered, fortunes made, hats blocked Dr. Zweig: Marge's psychologist in Fear of Flying Dr. Colossus: Was in jail in Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One) Mrs. Prince: Martin's mother Smilin' Joe Fission: Mascot of Springfield Nuclear Power Plant Hugh Parkfield: Lisa's future fiancé Simpson relative: Architect Simpson relative: Prison snitch Bob Arnold: Congressman for whatever state Springfield is in Snake: He's totally a jailbird, dude Artie Ziff: Dated Marge in high school but was scuppered by his 'busy hands' Mr. Teeny: Krusty's rollerskating monkey Colonel Leslie Hap Hapablap: Will tear you up like a Kleenex at a snot party; appears twice on this poster Tattoo Guy: Tattooist at 'The Happy Sailor Tattoo Parlor' The Devil: Appeared when Bart visits Hell in Bart Gets Hit By a Car Pedro the Bumblebee Man: Originally on Channel Ocho but was poached by Krusty for his show Samantha Stanky: Briefly a student at Springfield Elementary where she fell in love with Milhouse Squeaky-Voiced Teen: Awkward teenager often seen at Krusty Burger Robot Burns: Still not dead in 1,000,000 A.D. Robot Smithers: Still a lapdog in 1,000,000 A.D. Dave Shutton: Writer/reporter for the Springfield Shopper Surly: One of the Seven Duffs; only looks out for one guy - Surly Lisa Simpson: Overlooked middle child Bart Simpson: Underachiever and proud of it Dr. Julius Hibbert: Family physician; the only competent doctor in town Edna Krabappel: Bart's fourth-grade teacher at Springfield Elementary Abraham 'Grampa' Simpson: Homer's father, sporting Napoleon's hat that he wore for a week in April 1796 Kent Brockman: Local news anchor and recipient of four Golden Quaff awards Jasper Beardley: Friend and fellow retiree of Grampa Simpson; often gets his beard caught in pencil sharpeners Mrs. Bouvier: Marge's mother Santa's Little Helper: The Simpson family dog Maggie Simpson: One-year-old baby genius Superintendent Chalmers: Administrator for Springfield's schools and boss of Principal Skinner Herbert Powell: Homer's half-brother, ruined by the car he asked Homer to design Mindy Simmons: Temporary SNPP employee who Homer fell for Cletus Spuckler: Slack-jawed yokel Charles Montgomery Burns: Twisted, loveless billionaire; owner and CEO of Springfield Nuclear Power Plant Milhouse Van Houten: Bart's best friend; has a crush on Lisa Disco Stu: Doesn't advertise Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilon: Apu's mother who organised his arranged marriage Professor John Frink: Inventor and uber-nerd Lyle Lanley: Charismatic businessman who sold Springfield a dodgy monorail Carl Carlson: SNPP employee (was Homer's supervisor at one point) and regular barfly at Moe's; best friends with Lenny Leonard Lenny Leonard: SNPP employee and regular barfly at Moe's; best friends with Carl Carlson Gunter: Vegas-style entertainer and half of act 'The Flamboyant Magic of Gunter and Ernst' Ernst: Vegas-style entertainer and half of act 'The Flamboyant Magic of Gunter and Ernst' Johnny D: Prisoner at Springfield Penitentiary; his gates were sold at the police auction in Realty Bites Charlie: Employee at Springfield Nuclear Power Plant; gets injured quite often Capitol City Goofball: Mascot for the Capitol City baseball team Larry Burns: Witty and charismatic son of Mr. Burns Report Card: One of the 'Superfriends' from Bart's Comet Freak show manager: Manages the 'pageant of the transmundane' at Hullabalooza Scratchy: Half of everyone's favourite cat and mouse team, 'Itchy & Scratchy' Itchy: Half of everyone's favourite cat and mouse team, 'Itchy & Scratchy' Don Brodka: That's right, Don Brodka, uh-huh; he's the security guard at the Try N Save Kirk Van Houten: Milhouse's father; divorced from Luann and now sleeps in a racecar bed Moe Szyslak: Local bartender and proprietor of Moe's Tavern; subject to repeated prank calls Queasy: One of the Seven Duffs Benjamin: One of the three physics nerds at Springfield University Doug: One of the three physics nerds at Springfield University Shotgun Pete: Minister at a small chapel across the state line, who married Homer and Marge Lionel Hutz: Incompetent lawyer Allison Taylor: Extremely smart 7-year-old, skipped ahead to Lisa's second grade class Laura Powers: The girl next door that Bart had a crush on Captain Lance Murdoch: Daredevil stunt motorcyclist Brad Goodman: Self-help guru who told Springfieldianites to behave like Bart Herman: Proprietor of Herman's Military Antiques; lost his right arm sticking it out of a bus window Ms. Botz: Rogue babysitter caught by Bart & Lisa but unwittingly let free by Homer Rabbi Hyman Krustofski: Father of Krusty the Clown Ashley Grant: Grad student who accused Homer of sexual harassment in Homer Badman Robert Underdunk Terwilliger: Known as 'Sideshow Bob' to friends and enemies alike; Krusty's former sideshow who framed Krusty for armed robbery and tried to kill Bart on numerous occasions Mr. Muntz: Nelson's father Sleazy: One of the Seven Duffs Krusty the Clown: Children's entertainer; real name Herschel Shmoikel Krustofski Stacey Lovell: Original creator of the Malibu Stacey doll Sgt. Seymour Skinner: Revealed Principal Skinner to be an imposter Gabbo: Entertaining puppet who nearly killed Krusty's career Arthur Crandall: That's easy for you to say, you don't have a hand up your tuckus! Spud: Carny son of Cooder; they both squatted in the Simpson home Richard: One of Bart's schoolfriends Sunday School Teacher: Handles the kids at the First Church of Springfield Bill: One half of 'Bill and Marty', DJs on KBBL radio Smiley: One of the Happy Little Elves The Curious Bear Cub: A character from The Happy Little Elves Happy Little Elf: Another one of those green creatures Giggly the Elf: One of the Happy Little Elves; appeared in Some Enchanted Evening and Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder Dr. J. Loren Pryor: School psychiatrist at Springfield Elementary