I'm sorry for being so inconsiderate. As a member of the committee I understand 
that my interactions with the playerbase are to be held at a higher standard 
which I have fallen too far below. If anyone with actual power demands it 
I will step down from my role on the committee and shall happily suck DUDE DUDE off and 
cram Evil Ducks massive fingers into the deepest recesses of my poop chute.