[Sidenote: all text that is boxed in like this is not a quote, just an instruction. It's probably obvious, I'm just pointing it out.
Words in paranthesis are quotes, but the speaker can choose the exact words.]



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[The audio should begin with the sound of crashing waves, seagulls, etc. Just typical "beach sounds".]


[Excited] Wow, it's so beautiful here today!


Thanks for taking us out here (pet name). After all the craziness that's been going on, we really need this.


[Normal voice] Anyways, we should change to our swimwear. Let's meet here again in five minutes.



[Beat for around 5 seconds]



[Happy] Oh, there you are! [Short pause] I... I like what you're wearing.



[Playful] Boop!



[Laugh] Oh come on! You're so adorable! How can I not boop your stomach- [the word "stomach" should be interrupted mid-sentence]

-Oof!



[Mischieviously] [Giggle] Oh, so two people can play the same game. 



As much as I enjoy goofing around on land, we came to the beach. Y'know, a place with WATER.


Exactly. Now, without further ado [Sudden Mario-esque voice] Lets-a-go!



[Splash SFX]

[Shocked] [Gasp] Oh dear God, it's chilling! [Half-laugh, half shiver]


Yeah, I know, we'll get used to it, but it's still cold [Laugh]


[For the next 10-20 seconds, improvise. 
You are just playing in the water, so you can laugh, splash around, etc.]


[Beat]

Yeah?

Sunscreen? [Gasp] Oh crap! You're right! 


[Sound effect of leaving water]

Yeah, I know. We should've reapplied long ago. I don't feel sunburned, but still. 


Good on you for reminding us, (petname). 


I'll start on you.

[Optional: Sound effect of applying lotion. Somewhat ASMR-ish]


Alright, mind if you do me now? 

[Giggle] Oh, you don't mind touching your (boyfriend/girlfriend). [depends on speakers gender]

Okay then.


[Beat] 


[Surprised tone] Err, (petname)? 

Your hands are getting kinda close to... err... well... 

Huh? 


You sure it wasn't on purpose? [Cheeky] I remember what you said earlier.


True, we are alone here. At least you have some sense of dignity, I see.


[Beat]


You're done? Okay. 


[Soft tone] Honestly, I got a bit tired. Can we just take a break now?


Of course we'll continue afterwards. I just want to rest my arms for a bit.


Thanks (pet name). 


[Playful] I love you.