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  1. Yoshi: Aw, why do I have to go to bed so soon?
  2.  
  3. Luigi: Well, like they say in Brooklyn, "Early to bed, early to get the worm." Or, is it the bagel?
  4.  
  5. Yoshi: Mmm, worms good. Tell Yoshi bedtime story now. Tell how Luigi find Yoshi, and Yoshi rescue Princess.
  6.  
  7. Luigi: Okay, okay Well, it all started when Mario, the Princess, and I came to Dinosaur World for a vacation. We banished King Koopa from Princess Toadstool's Mushroom Kingdom. But he found a way to escape into the Dinosaur World. And when we got to Dome City, the place was deserted. Koopa football players grabbed the princess. Mario was attacked by a Koopa Wizard and a Magnum Bill! And I found myself face-to-face with a Fire Sumo.
  8.  
  9. Luigi in flashback: Yaaah!
  10.  
  11. Luigi: I fell for hours!
  12.  
  13. Yoshi: Ooh, hours long time.
  14.  
  15. Luigi: Well, it seemed like hours. Anyway, I was fallin'. Nothing below me but boiling lava. Good thing I found a magic balloon.
  16.  
  17. Luigi: [lands on magic balloon] [his P-Power runs out] Yow! Whoa!
  18.  
  19. Luigi: Luckily, a skull raft came by.
  20.  
  21. Yoshi: Skulls?! Skulls mean bad medicine!
  22.  
  23. Luigi: Well, these skulls were good medicine for me.
  24.  
  25. Luigi: Unfortunately, they were heading straight for a lava waterfall!
  26.  
  27. Luigi in flashback: Ohh! Yow!
  28.  
  29. Luigi: I locked up, and landed on a block ledge.
  30.  
  31. Yoshi: Luigi bash blocks now!
  32.  
  33. Luigi: Alright, wise guy, so what happened next?
  34.  
  35. Yoshi: [laughs] Luigi find Yoshi egg.
  36.  
  37. Luigi: How'd you know?
  38.  
  39. [egg hatches and Yoshi appears as a baby]
  40.  
  41. Baby Yoshi: Mama?
  42.  
  43. Luigi in flashback: Huh?
  44.  
  45. Yoshi: [laughs] Yoshi think Luigi mama! [laughs some more]
  46.  
  47. Luigi: Yeah? Well, I didn't think it was so funny.
  48.  
  49. (Baby Yoshi starts crying)
  50.  
  51. Luigi in flashback: Aw, what's the matter, baby? Are ya hungry?
  52.  
  53. Baby Yoshi: Mama Luigi...
  54.  
  55. [Dinavors roar]
  56.  
  57. [both gasp]
  58.  
  59. Luigi: Hi, uh, looking for your baby? Here. Fed and burped. Ready to go!
  60.  
  61. Baby Yoshi: Mama Luigi, Mama Luigi!
  62.  
  63. Dinavores: Roar! Yoshi look good to eat!
  64.  
  65. Luigi: Get back, you despicable dinovores! You're dealing with a licensed plumber here!
  66.  
  67. Dinavores: Roar! We eat plumber, too!
  68.  
  69. Luigi: Yow! Ooh! Yah! Yow!
  70.  
  71. [Baby Yoshi grunts, Luigi enters pipe]
  72.  
  73. Luigi: Hold on, Yoshisaur! I'll get us to the surface!
  74.  
  75. [a fish follows them]
  76.  
  77. Luigi: Yikes! Yow! Whoa!
  78.  
  79. [the fish yawns and goes back to sleep another fish growls, but Luigi stomps on it]
  80.  
  81. Luigi: See, Yoshisaur? Nothing to be scared of in the water. [shocked gasp; sees Torpedo Ted] Except that! Hang on! We're outta here! *[Torpedo Ted is hot on their tail] We're not gonna make it! Whoa! [dolphins chirp] Whoa! Dolphins! [the dolphins take Yoshi and Luigi to an island] Hey! Thanks for the airlift guys! We gotta find Mario and Princess Toadstool. Stay here while I wring out my cap.
  82.  
  83. [baby Yoshi leaves and Luigi finishes wringing out his cap]
  84.  
  85. Luigi: Hey, where'd he go? Come back here, you scamp! Its dangerous in there!
  86.  
  87. [wiggler slurps, then follows baby Yoshi who is distracted]
  88.  
  89. Luigi: Heads up, Yosh! Look here, Yoshkins. When I tell you to stay, you stay!
  90.  
  91. Yoshi: Look. Caterpillar, Mama Luigi!
  92.  
  93. Luigi: I'm not your-- [the caterpillar growls] Was it something I said? [more caterpillars surround Luigi and Baby Yoshi]* Mario! Wherever you are, HEEEEEELLP!
  94.  
  95. Yoshi: Ooh, Yoshi love caterpillars.
  96.  
  97. Luigi: Hey, who's telling the story? So anyway, there we were, about to become worm food.
  98.  
  99. Yoshi: Yoshi hungry!
  100.  
  101. Luigi: You'll have to wait. Those caterpillars are hungrier.
  102.  
  103. Yoshi (bawling): Aw, Yoshi no wait. Yoshi hungry! [eats a caterpillar] Oh! Ga Ga, Ha ha! More!
  104.  
  105. Luigi: Oh boy. This kid makes Mario look like he's on a diet. Chow down, Yoshi! [Baby Yoshi burps]
  106.  
  107. Mario: I'm-a coming, Luigi! Hey. This wee dinosaur giving you a hard time, little brother? I'll fix him for ya.
  108.  
  109. [Baby Yoshi swallows Mario, and he yells in disgust]
  110.  
  111. Luigi: No, Yoshi, that's my brother Mario!
  112.  
  113. Mario: Ugh! Now I know how a meatball feels...
  114.  
  115. Yoshi: Ugh, Yoshi no like meatballs.
  116.  
  117. Mario: Yuck! I've been slobbered!
  118.  
  119. Luigi: That'll teach you not to mess with my new little buddy, Yoshi.
  120.  
  121. Yoshi: Mama Luigi!
  122.  
  123. Luigi: Cool it, caterpillar breath. I'm not your--
  124.  
  125. Mario: "Mama"?! "Mama Luigi"?! [laughs hysterically while Luigi is annoyed] Luigi, King Koopa has the princess locked up in his Coney Island Disco Palace. Now, I fought my way out, and I've been looking for you ever since. We gotta go back and rescue her.
  126.  
  127. Luigi: Well then, we better go now, before I get scared thinking about it.
  128.  
  129. Baby Yoshi: Mama Luigi no leave Yoshi?
  130.  
  131. Luigi: No. I won't leave you. But you have to promise to behave yourself, and stop calling me "mama".
  132.  
  133. Baby Yoshi: [babbles] Mama Luigi. [giggles]
  134.  
  135. Luigi: And so we found ourselves overlooking King Koopa's neon castle. Luckily, Mario was able to get us in the same way he got out. That's when the real fun started.
  136.  
  137. Luigi:Yikes! Where's the light switch?
  138.  
  139. Mario: On the ceiling. You see that block up there? You bash it, Luigi; you're taller.
  140.  
  141. Luigi: Okay, but you hold Yoshi. Hey, give me a boost Mario!
  142.  
  143. Mario: Stay, Yoshi.
  144.  
  145. [Luigi hits the light block, and falls on Mario.]
  146.  
  147. Mario: Hey, watch the landing, Luigi.
  148.  
  149. Luigi: Oh. It's the lift-off that got me. Uh-oh. Where's Yoshi?
  150.  
  151. Singer:
  152.  
  153. First you're here, and then you're not.
  154.  
  155. You never seem to stay in one spot.
  156.  
  157. I'm lookin', lookin' for you!
  158.  
  159. I try to keep up, as fast I can.
  160.  
  161. I wanna be there when you need a hand.
  162.  
  163. I'm lookin', lookin' for you!
  164.  
  165. I'm just one step behind.
  166.  
  167. So why are you so hard to find?
  168.  
  169. I look high, and I look low.
  170.  
  171. You know that everywhere I go, I'm lookin', lookin' for you.
  172.  
  173. Lookin', lookin' for you.
  174.  
  175. Lookin', lookin' for you. ♪
  176.  
  177. [Mario and Luigi chase Baby Yoshi into Koopa's throne room. Baby Yoshi eats it piece by piece. Koopa summons Mekoopa robots and Mario and Luigi gasp and yell in shock, and run to Koopa's throne room]
  178.  
  179. [Baby Yoshi burps]
  180.  
  181. [King Koopa storms in his Throne Room and his mouth falls in surprise to seeing his throne room being eaten by Baby Yoshi]
  182.  
  183. King Koopa: My throne... My throne room! You'll pay for this, plumahs! Get them!
  184.  
  185. Mario: Watch out, Luigi. These Mekoopa robots will eat you alive!
  186.  
  187. Baby Yoshi: Aw, robots no eat Luigi. Yoshi eat robots! [eats the Mekoopa Robots]
  188.  
  189. King Koopa: That dino-twerp is eating me out of house and home!
  190.  
  191. Mario: You didn't tell me you were bringin' a secret weapon, Luigi!
  192.  
  193. Luigi: That's Mama Luigi to you, Mario. [wheezes]
  194.  
  195. [Baby Yoshi burps]
  196.  
  197. Mario: Alright, Koopa. Free the princess, or Yoshi here will eat your castle piece by piece until we find her.
  198.  
  199. King Koopa: I can build another castle, but you can't build another princess. Without this key, you'll never find her. Ha ha ha! [Yoshi snags key] Whoa! Ah. I'll be back, and when I do, that little monster of yours is goin' on a crash diet!
  200.  
  201. Luigi: Hey, good work Yoshi. Um, you didn't swallow that key, did you?
  202.  
  203. Yoshi: Ugh, key no taste good. Phoo! [spits key to lock]
  204.  
  205. Luigi: And so, we found ourselves back in Dome City, safe and sound, thanks to you, Yoshi.
  206.  
  207. [Princess hugs Baby Yoshi. Fade back to Yoshi, who has fallen asleep]