1. [Sidenote: all text that is boxed in like this is not a quote, just an instruction. It's probably obvious, I'm just pointing it out.
2. Words in paranthesis are quotes, but the speaker can choose the exact words.]
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6. _____________________________________________________________________________________________________
7. [The audio should begin with the sound of crashing waves, seagulls, etc. Just typical "beach sounds".]
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10. [Excited] Wow, it's so beautiful here today!
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13. Thanks for taking us out here (pet name). After all the craziness that's been going on, we really need this.
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16. [Normal voice] Anyways, we should change to our swimwear. Let's meet here again in five minutes.
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20. [Beat for around 5 seconds]
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24. [Happy] Oh, there you are! [Short pause] I... I like what you're wearing.
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28. [Playful] Boop!
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32. [Laugh] Oh come on! You're so adorable! How can I not boop your stomach- [the word "stomach" should be interrupted mid-sentence]
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34. -Oof!
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38. [Mischieviously] [Giggle] Oh, so two people can play the same game.
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42. As much as I enjoy goofing around on land, we came to the beach. Y'know, a place with WATER.
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45. Exactly. Now, without further ado [Sudden Mario-esque voice] Lets-a-go!
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49. [Splash SFX]
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51. [Shocked] [Gasp] Oh dear God, it's chilling! [Half-laugh, half shiver]
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54. Yeah, I know, we'll get used to it, but it's still cold [Laugh]
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57. [For the next 10-20 seconds, improvise.
58. You are just playing in the water, so you can laugh, splash around, etc.]
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61. [Beat]
62.  
63. Yeah?
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65. Sunscreen? [Gasp] Oh crap! You're right!
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68. [Sound effect of leaving water]
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70. Yeah, I know. We should've reapplied long ago. I don't feel sunburned, but still.
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73. Good on you for reminding us, (petname).
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76. I'll start on you.
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78. [Optional: Sound effect of applying lotion. Somewhat ASMR-ish]
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81. Alright, mind if you do me now?
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83. [Giggle] Oh, you don't mind touching your (boyfriend/girlfriend). [depends on speakers gender]
84.  
85. Okay then.
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87.  
88. [Beat]
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91. [Surprised tone] Err, (petname)?
92.  
93. Your hands are getting kinda close to... err... well...
94.  
95. Huh?
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98. You sure it wasn't on purpose? [Cheeky] I remember what you said earlier.
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101. True, we are alone here. At least you have some sense of dignity, I see.
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104. [Beat]
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107. You're done? Okay.
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110. [Soft tone] Honestly, I got a bit tired. Can we just take a break now?
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113. Of course we'll continue afterwards. I just want to rest my arms for a bit.
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116. Thanks (pet name).
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119. [Playful] I love you.