Last updated on January 16 2020

Personality points:
1
5
8
1
10
Gender: Male
(the rest of the character is up to the player)

*Anytime you raise a skill, mash A to make it faster
**some times in between actions (X:XX-X:YY) are just there to get an idea of what time it should be in-game more or less.
***in the bar minigame, as soon as you get your target money, break the rest of the drinks
****after starting Chapter 2, pick up all the aluminium cans you see 

Chapter 1

>grab chickens, fix the tractor twice
  enter uncle's house
>pee, shower
  go into backyard
>grab wooden chicken
>nap (until 3:00pm)
>grab bed, grab couch
>repair fridge, eat 2 times, grab fridge
>repair TV and grab it
  go into barn, enter lower barn room
>place chicken, grab it. place couch, grab it
>place everything else
(4:44pm)
  go outside
>talk to uncle .“Morning, uncle”
               .“Nope, I know all about it!”
               .“Ok, I think I know what I’m doing”

>tell joke to uncle and give album
>more uncle    .“Nice place you have here, Uncle Hayseed”
	       .“Oh yeah. All settled. No problems here.”
               .“All cleaned up!”
               .“Thanks!”
	       .“All settled, Uncle”
	       .“What do you mean ‘tweaking’?”
	       .“No problem”
	       .“Everything is running smoothly now”
	       .“Sure, I can do that”

(5:54pm)
-- play lawnmower (60+ money)  promoted to lv2  <---SPLIT
(9:12pm)



Chapter 2

>talk to uncle  .“I cut the grass, Uncle”
		.“NO, NOT THE CHICKENS!”
		.“Sure, I’ll help”

  go into barn
>grab chicken on stairs
  go into barn room
>grab chicken, eat 2, grab TV
(9:33pm)
  go to uncle's house
>shower full, give chickens and talk to uncle (until 10:10pm)
  run towards Burning spoke
>grab chicken next to it
  enter Spoke
>sell wooden chicken, TV and couch
>grab chicken in the back, pee
>play pinball
  exit Spoke at 11:00pm
>talk to detective about chickens
>grab chicken on empty lot
>grab last chicken behind store
(11:35-11:44pm)
>Talk to Dusty and ask for an errand
  go to uncle's house

***DAY 2***
>give chickens to uncle
                   .“Mission accomplished”
	           .“It’s so small…where do I start?”
	           .“Absolutely”

>nap on sofa (until 4:40)
  run to general store (check can next to spoke on the way)
>buy shower
  run back to barn room
>place shower
  go outside
>talk to uncle .“I now have a working shower!”
	       .“Yes it is”

>talk to detective .“Whoa. Hey, I hear you had a favor to ask?”
		   .“Yes I have”
		   .“Sure. By the way, is crime a problem in these parts, Detective?”
		   .“No I don’t”
	           .“Well, I’m a little low Sims, but sure!”

>talk to Nora (26 times, deliver errands and ask nora for errands when you can, any errand delivery here counts towards the 26 times)
(8:30-9:10am)
  enter uncle's house 
>eat 2, pee, shower, sleep (until 1:00 pm)
  go outside the spoke
>Ask Vera for Errands and deliver them until you have over $615 or until it's 4:55pm
>if it's not 4:55, sleep in the spoke's couch until 4:55pm
  go to the general store
>participate in auction (don't win)
  go back to the farm
>talk to Uncle once
(5:19-5:25pm)
  go near Spoke
>talk to Dusty .“So what’s eating you?”
	       .“I can fix your bike”
	       .“If I help you, those bikes better disappear quick”

>repair bike, grab helmet
  enter Spoke
>eat burger, pee, play pinball
>give helmet to dusty, get him to 25 bond
              .“Do I look like I’m incompetent, buddy?”
	      .“So if everything’s fixed, what are you waiting for?”
	      .“What’s in it for you?”
	      .“Ok, what do I do?”

(8:30-8:40pm)
-- play bar game (75+ money)   promoted to Lv2  <--SPLIT
  go outside
>sit for 4 in-game minutes
>talk to Dusty .“So how’d I do?”
	       .“Pretty soon, I’ll be a biker like you!”
	       .“Well, maybe I can buy one…how much was yours?”
	       .“You rode a scooter?”
	       .“Uh-huh, I see”
               .“Repaint your bike?”
  run to barn

***DAY 3***
>eat 2, pee, shower, sleep until (4:25)
  go to virtuchem
(If you don't have 5 cans, check next to the library, on the
library's entrance and next to the club's entrance)
(if this isn't enough for 5 cans it might be better to reset)
  enter VirtuChem
>sell 1 can
  run back near Spoke
>paint bike
>Talk to Dusty .“That’s everything!”
	       .“Maybe we could race sometime?”

(6:29am)
>Talk to Dusty (30 times, ideally get him to relationship 100)
  go to the barn
>eat (2), pee a bit, shower, sleep (until 11:20)
  exit barn
>Talk to Uncle   .“Ok, I’ve taken care of everything”
		 .“I understand”
		 .“Sounds good”
		 .“So what do I need to do?”
>Pay uncle
>Talk to uncle (7 times)
  head on scooter behind the clock tower
>Talk to Giuseppi .“Can you help me move?”
		  .“I didn’t mean right this second…”
		  .“Ok I am ready”


Chapter 3              <-- SPLIT

(12:55pm)
>grab fridge and bed
(1:02pm)
  go outside and get on scooter
>Talk to Giuseppi -“Sure would be nice to have a car in this town.”
		  -“A 'boss van'?”
		  -“How do I open the tunnels?”

(1:30-1:35pm)
  scooter to uncle's house
>pee, sit until full
  exit house at 2:00pm
>Ask uncle for crowbar
>talk to Bucki  .“Do you ride bulls for a living?”
		.“Your first love?”
		.“Legal troubles?”
		.“Too bad, I love polka!”
		.“I could re-open the club”

  scooter to pizza place
(3:12-3:15pm)
>Talk to Hester .“Will the library be open soon?”
		.“Thank you for thanking me”
		.“I’ll squash those bugs, ma’am!”
		.“Whatever you say, ma’am!”

>Talk to Old Salty .“Are you hiring?”
		   .“Yes, but they haven’t offered anything”
		   .“Conditions?”

  scooter to the general store
(4:26-4:35pm)
>sell fridge, buy rod
  scooter to the Clock tower
>grab blueprints, set bed down and sleep (until 7:00pm)
  go outside
>Talk to Claire .“Do you have a library book checked out?”
		.“’Pooky’ reads?”

  scooter to Cheatum and Howes
>Ask Bigbucks for book
>Talk to Bigbucks until 8:00pm
  exit
>Ask Nicki for book
>Talk to Max    .“Are you the owner of Club Rudd?”
		.“I was looking to re-open it”
		.“I hope only to live up to your original vision, sir”

(8:37-8:39pm)
  scooter to library exterior
>Ask Misty for book
>enter steam tunnel and press switch
(9:26-9:30pm)
  scooter to the burning spoke
>eat a burger
>Talk to Vernon .“You look a little angry, what’s wrong?”
		.“Did you try to join the gym?”

  go to uncle's house

***DAY 4***
>sleep on couch (until 5:15am)
  scooter to gym
>raise Body stat 2 times
>pee, shower
>Talk to Ed .“I’d like to join the Gym”
	    .“Yeah, I can pay”
>Get Ed to bond 40         <--SPLIT
            .“Check out these biceps”
	    .“Pretty soon I’ll be as big as you!”
>Talk to Ed (until 8:20 am)
  scooter to the beach
>grill burgers and eat till full
>give Hester 4 books
  enter bric-a-brack
>buy fishing book and 4 fliers
>give flier to Nicki
>give flier to Misty
  go near villa
>give Giuseppi flier and blueprints
             .“I opened the steam tunnels. Thanks!”
  vent to farm
>give uncle crowbar and flier
(10:57am)
  vent back to beach and enter bric-a-brack
>buy 6 fliers
  scooter to the docks
>give flier to Daschell
  re-enter docks if you entered before noon
>Talk to Fisherman .“Are the fish biting?”
	           .“Mind if I join you?”
		   .“Any fishing hints, sir?”
		   .“Cool! I already have that book.”
>give flier, give Rod
>Get Fisherman to bond 40
                   .“This fishing thing isn’t so hard”
-- play fishing game  (get over 100+)  promoted to Lv2    <-- Fifth split
  go to west docks, give Hester a flier if she's there
>pee
  scooter to cheatum and howes, give Salty a flier on the way if you can
>give Bigbucks a flier
>if you didn't find salty, re-enter at 8pm to give Lottie a flier
  scooter to hospital exterior
>give flier to Vera
>give flier to Max
  scooter to uncle's house
>sleep (until 2:35am)

***DAY 5***
  vent to the park
  enter maze at 3am
>talk to Ninja, Buy everything except for the note
  go back to park
>Talk to Detective 
>Get Detective to Bond 30
(5:00-5:08am)
  enter tunnels after 5am
  go to secret room in the steam tunnels
>grab armchairs
  vent to docks
-- play fishing game    (get over 150+)  promoted to Lv3
  vent to uncle's house
>shower and pee
(11:38am-12:11pm)
  vent to library
>kill all bugs
>read Cooking book 2 times
  vent to cheatum
>sell chairs
>sit until full
>Get Hester to bond 50+
(4:10-4:28pm)
  vent to uncle's house
>sleep (until 8:00pm), eat 2
  vent to outside cheatum
>Talk to Nicki  .“Hey Nicki, how’s business?”
		.“Which waterfront villa?”
		.“I’d love to!”

(8:58pm)
  vent to docks
>Talk to Giuseppi .“I need your help again”
		  .“Yeah, you could say I’m doing well”
		  .“Ok I am ready”



Chapter 4         <---- SPLIT

  vent to burning spoke
(If you get to the bar minigame before 10pm do A, then B 
if you get there after 10pm, do B then A)
A) --play bar game   (get 250+, total money over 530)  promoted to Lv3
B)>Talk to Mel  .“The way you describe it, it sounds like the world is ending”
		.“I’m sure you’ll get another chance”
		.”Why didn’t she want you?”
		.“Cheer up, I’m sure you’ll figure something out”
  >pee

***DAY 6***
(12:38-12:43am)
  vent to VirtuChem
>Talk to Bigbucks .“A fine day to you, Mister Bigbucks”
  		  .“I’m having a great time!”
		  .“Sounds like you are a busy man”
		  .“The SimValley Triathlon?”
		  .“Can I help in some way?”
		  .“A brilliant idea”

(1:45-1:52am)
  vent to Docks, exit tunnel after 2am
>Talk to Lottie .“What’s the word on the street?”
		.“I know how to spend money…”
		.“Go ahead and buy the dang show”
		.“Sure, what do I have to do?”
		.“Sounds amazing!”
(2:34-2:45am)
>Ask Giuseppi about guitar
>Buy guitar from van
  vent to Uncle's house
>Sleep (Until 5:00am)
>Ask Uncle about place to jam
  run to Gym
>Charisma 1 time, Body 1 time
(6:57am)
  go to uncle's house
>Shower, eat 2, sleep (until 9:25am)
  vent to library's outside
>Catch Velocirooster
  enter library
>Read Creativity 2 times
(11:06-11:19am)
  go outside
>sit until full
  enter library
>Read Creativity 
  vent to cheatum
>pee
  go to pizza place
>talk to Chet (until 2:40pm)
  vent to park
>Talk to Daschell .“Seen any good exhibitions lately?”
		  .“SimValley isn’t so bad”
		  .“Natural Beauty? You mean the Burning Spoke Tavern?”
		  .“I’ll paint it – I know exactly where that is”

  go into maze and find lover's leap
>Paint masterpiece
>Frame it
(5:28-5:42pm)
  vent to uncle's house
>Eat 2, sleep (until 9pm)
  vent to Country cafe
>Give painting to Daschell .“So how much is a painting like that worth?”
			   .“I couldn’t ask for less than 1,000 Simoleons”
			   .“Thank you so much”

>Pee
  go outside
>sit until full
  enter Club Rubb
>Talk to Vera   .“Can I join your band?”
		.“I’m a song and dance man”
		.“I play guitar, and it plays me”
>Increase Bond with Vera until bond 50 and Popularity 25

***DAY 7***

(if it's not 1:30 am yet, talk to Vera or Mel until 1:30)
--play guitar game        Promoted to Lv2   <---SPLIT
  vent to uncle's house
>shower, pee, eat 3, sleep (until 9:40am)
  vent to Library
>Read logic book 3 times
(12:30-12:37pm)
  go outside
>sit until full
  enter Country Cafe
>Talk to Claire .“You look a little pale – Are you OK?”
		.“Poets like you?”
		.“Are you getting enough sleep?”
		.“Sounds chilling, what do I do?”
		.“Thanks for the hints”

>Sell guitar, eat
  go outside
>Talk to bucky (29 times max, ideally get her to bond 100)
(4:01-4:15pm)
  enter country cafe
>pee
  go near the beach
>Give velocirooster to detective
>Talk to Detective  (26 times max, get to bond 100 ideally)
(6:38-6:57pm)
  go into tunnels
>grab urn
  vent to Uncle's house
>sleep (until 11:00pm) eat 2, pee, shower
  vent to the Haunted House
(11:44-11:50pm)
>open gate

***DAY 8***
>Talk to Claire (22 times max, get to bond 100 ideally)
(2:03-2:09am)
  enter
>Talk to Earl   .“Can I ask you a question?”
		.“You don’t seem like such a bad guy”
		.“But you seem so illogical”
		.“I think I know how to decipher your crazy talk”
		.“Why are you talking so clearly now?”
		.“Is all this furniture and stuff yours?”
		.“I’m ready. Lay those riddles on me”
		-“2” - “Banana” - “11” - “H” - “A glove”
>Give urn to Earl 
  exit and enter secret basement
>grab all 5 items there    <-- SPLIT
  vent to uncle's house
>eat 2, sleep (until 6:50am), pee
  go to gym
>Raise Charisma once
>Talk to Claire (in the gym) and Nora (outside) a total of 8 times, depending on who needs it
(9:23am)
  vent to near villa
  scooter to bric-a-brack
>Talk to Nicki until you need to sit or until 12:15 (ideally get her to 100)
>sit until full
  scooter to library outside
>talk to Bucki (get to 100, or talk 6 times)
  enter library
>read Logic once
  go to country cafe
>Sell everything except Crystal Ball
>eat, pee
  go outside
>Talk to Hester (get to 100, or talk until 5:00pm)
  scooter to Uncle's house
>shower, sleep (until 20:20)
  scooter to burning spoke
--play bar game   (get 450+) promoted to Lv4
  scooter to mansion outside, get cans in the way
>talk to Ninja, buy everything but note, Clock and DaVinci
>get can in the area without leaving while waiting for midnight

***DAY 9***
>talk to Ninja again, buy everything but note, clock and davinci   <--SPLIT
(12:18-12:23am)
  scooter to west docks vent
  vent to club
--play guitar game     promoted to Lv3
(3:50am)
  vent to uncle's house
>sleep (until 8:30, don't get up if your sleep bar isn't full)
  go to gym
>knock out Mad Willy
>pee
(9:30-9:44am)
  go outside
>Talk to Lottie .“I can pay the $2500 Simoleons now”              
>Talk to Lottie (24 times, ideally get to 100)
  vent to pizza place
>Talk to Chet (26 times, ideally get to 100)
>eat 
(1:25pm)
  go to Cheatum
>pee, sit until full
  re-enter pizza after 2pm
>Talk to Lottie 
>Increase bond with Lottie and Max until 4pm
--play pizza game      promoted to Lv2
  run to Villa
>Grab shower, place shower and crystal ball
>shower, use ball until sleep is full
  vent to country cafe
>ride mechanical bull
(9:22-9:50pm)
  vent to burning spoke
--play bar game    (get 900+) promoted to Lv5

***DAY 10***
>eat, pee, sit until full
  vent to VirtuChem
>Talk to Max (in virtuchem) and Nora (in the park) until 3:45, less than 26 TIMES TOTAL
  re-enter park at 4am
>Talk to Bigbucks and pay him $10000
  vent to docks
>Talk to Giuseppi .“Heck yeah! Now I’m richer than Daddy Bigbucks!”
	          .“Ok, I am ready”



Chapter 5         <-- SPLIT

>Grab all your stuff from the box
>Use crystal ball until 5:30am, then grab it back
  vent to farm
>Talk to Detective .“Hello Detective, what’s the word on the street”
		   .“I’m just looking for something to do”
		   .“What’s the project?”
		   .“If you’re really busy, I’ll help you out”

(6:09am)
  go to gym
>Talk to Duane  .“Hey Duane. Feeling better than usual, I hope”
		.“What kind of mystery?”
		.“Loony?”
		.“Do you want to join their club?”
		.“When do they meet?”

>pee
  take elevator
>Talk to Max    .“Hello Doctor, where are you going?”
		.“Would I be allowed inside?”
		.“Where would I find the grant money?”
  go outside
>Talk to Vera   .“Are you going to band practice tomorrow?”
		.“Um…no. Why?”
		.“Who stole your guitar?”
		.“What should we do?”

>Talk to Nora   .“Hey Nora, how are-“
		.“You’re running for what position?”
		.“So you must know a lot about politics and law”
		.“You mean I could ask for an election right now?”
		.“O. Phil is not quite the ‘Mayor’ type”

  go to uncle's house
>sit until full, eat 2
  go to barn's room
>grab rocket
(9:30-9:55am)
  vent to Library
>Ask Daschell about sculptor
(If you don't have 30 cans, look for cans until noon.
If you do have 30 cans, bond with daschell and hester
Alternatively, you can do the next conversation at the beach and buy the camera before going to the cliff)
  make sure to enter the area outside of the pizza place after noon
>Talk to Misty  .“Would you judge my cliff-diving skills?”
		.“Please?”
		.“If you put it that way…”

>Get Misty to -50 bond
(1:50-1:58pm)
  vent to country cafe outside
>approach cliff
  vent to bric-a-brack
>buy camera
>Talk to Misty .“Hey! I’m an official Loony Lemming now!”
>Raise bond with Nicki or Misty until 2:40pm
  vent to Mansion
>Use crystall ball until full or until 4pm
  go/vent to outside general store
>Talk to Detective .“Detective, that Giuseppi is up to no good!”
		   .“Theft!”

  go/vent to uncle's house
>Talk to Giuseppi
  leave and re-enter house
>eat 3, shower, pee
  vent to Cheatum and Howes
>sit until full
>Talk to Bigbucks (get to 80 bond)
                  .“And where can I make a significant scientific discovery?”
>Talk to Bigbucks until bond 100 or until 9:25pm
  vent to Burning Spoke
>Talk to Vera about giuseppi
--play bar game  (get as much money as possible)

***DAY 11***
>pee and sit until full
  go to uncle's and shower
  if you don't have 30 cans, look for cans until 2am
  vent to the Club
>Talk to Max
>Bond with Max and Hester until 4am
  go to VirtuChem
--play lab game     get promoted to Lv2
  go to cliff near country cafe
--play diving game  get promoted to Lv2   <-- SPLIT


The rest of Chapter 5 depends on how much money you have, how many cans you got before, and how high your popularity is/how well you bonded with people

Tasks to do in this chapter:
You must get your popularity to 50 then 60
You must get 30 cans and call the sculptor from your house (need 50 popularity for this)
You need to talk to Det Dan after the sculptor thing
You must get O'Phil to -50 bond after getting popularity 60
You must pay $10000 to Nora after the o'phil thing
You must get promoted again at either Lab or diving (3 promotions total)


Important things to keep in mind:
-play bar game to farm money at around 8-10pm in day 11
-buy the rosebud from the ninja at the park at 3am in day 12, after this re-enter the park at 4am to add Mad Willy into your registered sims
-if you aren't going to finish the game before day 13 ends, pay your bills.
-the game ends at the mansion by talking to Uncle

people's schedules to keep in mind for this chapter (for bonding or finishing missions):
-Nora, Detective, Max, Duane, Misty, O'Phil


LAST SPLIT WHEN THE CREDITS START!



Changelog:

-Changed several things in Ch 2 that will make Ch 5 way better.
-No longer set bed down at the start of Ch 3, to avoid risk of it being stolen
-Changed what you eat near the section where you talk to Vernon in Ch 3
-Fixed "enter park" to "enter maze" when meeting the ninja in Ch 3
-Start of chapter 4, fixed "vent" instead of "scooter", scooter is left near the villa for most of ch 4
-Added Mel as an option to talk to at the start of Day 7, since he's easier to bond with than Vera (but Vera might be more convenient if she falls in love while getting her to rel. 50)
-stop talking to bigbucks in Ch 5 by 9:25 or before, to be able to talk to Vera at the spoke and no longer be at risk of stuff in your house being stolen.
-Removed Vera from the list of people to keep in mind in Ch5, as she's tougher to bond with.

Feel free to ask any questions in the Sims Speedrunning discord!