WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.060 --> 00:00:03.949 align:start position:0% the<00:00:00.450><c> best</c><00:00:00.920><c> respectful</c><00:00:01.920><c> religious</c><00:00:02.850><c> joke</c><00:00:03.480><c> that</c> 00:00:03.949 --> 00:00:03.959 align:start position:0% the best respectful religious joke that 00:00:03.959 --> 00:00:06.079 align:start position:0% the best respectful religious joke that I<00:00:04.110><c> heard</c><00:00:04.470><c> maybe</c><00:00:05.190><c> you</c><00:00:05.339><c> know</c><00:00:05.460><c> it</c><00:00:05.580><c> from</c><00:00:05.759><c> some</c><00:00:05.970><c> of</c> 00:00:06.079 --> 00:00:06.089 align:start position:0% I heard maybe you know it from some of 00:00:06.089 --> 00:00:08.660 align:start position:0% I heard maybe you know it from some of my<00:00:06.210><c> earlier</c><00:00:06.569><c> books</c><00:00:06.779><c> was</c><00:00:07.470><c> among</c><00:00:08.099><c> the</c> 00:00:08.660 --> 00:00:08.670 align:start position:0% my earlier books was among the 00:00:08.670 --> 00:00:11.959 align:start position:0% my earlier books was among the Christians<00:00:09.420><c> of</c><00:00:09.599><c> Palestine</c><00:00:10.410><c> very</c><00:00:11.370><c> tender</c> 00:00:11.959 --> 00:00:11.969 align:start position:0% Christians of Palestine very tender 00:00:11.969 --> 00:00:14.509 align:start position:0% Christians of Palestine very tender drops<00:00:12.389><c> that</c><00:00:12.809><c> I</c><00:00:12.840><c> like</c><00:00:13.170><c> about</c><00:00:13.469><c> Jesus</c><00:00:14.190><c> Christ</c> 00:00:14.509 --> 00:00:14.519 align:start position:0% drops that I like about Jesus Christ 00:00:14.519 --> 00:00:17.300 align:start position:0% drops that I like about Jesus Christ like<00:00:14.820><c> just</c><00:00:15.420><c> one</c><00:00:15.660><c> not</c><00:00:15.990><c> obscene</c><00:00:16.379><c> one</c><00:00:16.650><c> I</c><00:00:16.830><c> love</c><00:00:17.160><c> it</c> 00:00:17.300 --> 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position:0% inaccuracy Jesus Christ gets tired of 00:00:25.890 --> 00:00:28.189 align:start position:0% inaccuracy Jesus Christ gets tired of its<00:00:26.099><c> preaching</c><00:00:26.699><c> he's</c><00:00:27.150><c> preaching</c><00:00:27.480><c> and</c><00:00:27.869><c> he</c> 00:00:28.189 --> 00:00:28.199 align:start position:0% its preaching he's preaching and he 00:00:28.199 --> 00:00:32.299 align:start position:0% its preaching he's preaching and he takes<00:00:28.710><c> one</c><00:00:29.070><c> of</c><00:00:29.099><c> the</c><00:00:29.340><c> apostle's</c><00:00:30.529><c> let's</c><00:00:31.529><c> take</c><00:00:31.949><c> go</c> 00:00:32.299 --> 00:00:32.309 align:start position:0% takes one of the apostle's let's take go 00:00:32.309 --> 00:00:34.220 align:start position:0% takes one of the apostle's let's take go to<00:00:32.369><c> Galilee</c><00:00:32.940><c> she</c><00:00:33.210><c> and</c><00:00:33.450><c> close</c><00:00:33.719><c> to</c><00:00:33.930><c> 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position:0% walks there on the water reaches pay comes<00:00:50.309><c> back</c><00:00:50.640><c> and</c><00:00:50.910><c> then</c><00:00:51.390><c> the</c><00:00:51.570><c> poster</c><00:00:52.020><c> says</c><00:00:52.320><c> but</c> 00:00:52.700 --> 00:00:52.710 align:start position:0% comes back and then the poster says but 00:00:52.710 --> 00:00:55.130 align:start position:0% comes back and then the poster says but listen<00:00:53.190><c> Jesus</c><00:00:53.430><c> this</c><00:00:54.210><c> is</c><00:00:54.360><c> a</c><00:00:54.390><c> very</c><00:00:54.660><c> difficult</c> 00:00:55.130 --> 00:00:55.140 align:start position:0% listen Jesus this is a very difficult 00:00:55.140 --> 00:00:58.790 align:start position:0% listen Jesus this is a very difficult heat<00:00:55.980><c> you</c><00:00:56.579><c> will</c><00:00:56.699><c> probably</c><00:00:57.360><c> fail</c><00:00:57.719><c> even</c><00:00:58.140><c> with</c> 00:00:58.790 --> 00:00:58.800 align:start position:0% heat you will probably fail even with 00:00:58.800 --> 00:01:00.920 align:start position:0% heat you will probably fail even with your<00:00:59.010><c> big</c><00:00:59.219><c> player</c><00:00:59.489><c> the</c><00:00:59.820><c> black</c><00:01:00.030><c> guy</c><00:01:00.239><c> regards</c> 00:01:00.920 --> 00:01:00.930 align:start position:0% your big player the black guy regards 00:01:00.930 --> 00:01:04.490 align:start position:0% your big player the black guy regards even<00:01:01.530><c> Tiger</c><00:01:02.100><c> Woods</c><00:01:02.780><c> wouldn't</c><00:01:03.780><c> maybe</c><00:01:03.989><c> be</c><00:01:04.199><c> able</c> 00:01:04.490 --> 00:01:04.500 align:start position:0% even Tiger Woods wouldn't maybe be able 00:01:04.500 --> 00:01:07.760 align:start position:0% even Tiger Woods wouldn't maybe be able to<00:01:04.769><c> do</c><00:01:05.070><c> it</c><00:01:05.280><c> and</c><00:01:05.519><c> Jesus</c><00:01:06.240><c> said</c><00:01:07.140><c> Tiger</c><00:01:07.560><c> 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goes again into the water so he walks on the<00:01:15.509><c> water</c><00:01:15.750><c> again</c><00:01:16.229><c> and</c><00:01:16.470><c> that</c><00:01:17.009><c> I</c><00:01:17.189><c> like</c><00:01:17.460><c> this</c> 00:01:17.719 --> 00:01:17.729 align:start position:0% the water again and that I like this 00:01:17.729 --> 00:01:21.289 align:start position:0% the water again and that I like this total<00:01:18.799><c> historical</c><00:01:19.799><c> confusion</c><00:01:20.430><c> at</c><00:01:20.670><c> that</c><00:01:21.000><c> point</c> 00:01:21.289 --> 00:01:21.299 align:start position:0% total historical confusion at that point 00:01:21.299 --> 00:01:23.630 align:start position:0% total historical confusion at that point a<00:01:21.509><c> group</c><00:01:21.810><c> of</c><00:01:21.960><c> American</c><00:01:22.530><c> tourists</c><00:01:23.100><c> come</c><00:01:23.369><c> there</c> 00:01:23.630 --> 00:01:23.640 align:start position:0% a group of American tourists come 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align:start position:0% no and they approached the Apostle and 00:01:31.079 --> 00:01:34.399 align:start position:0% no and they approached the Apostle and says<00:01:31.409><c> but</c><00:01:31.950><c> who's</c><00:01:32.189><c> that</c><00:01:32.490><c> jerk</c><00:01:32.850><c> guy</c><00:01:33.270><c> what</c><00:01:34.229><c> does</c> 00:01:34.399 --> 00:01:34.409 align:start position:0% says but who's that jerk guy what does 00:01:34.409 --> 00:01:37.249 align:start position:0% says but who's that jerk guy what does he<00:01:34.590><c> think</c><00:01:34.619><c> that</c><00:01:35.100><c> he</c><00:01:35.340><c> is</c><00:01:35.549><c> Jesus</c><00:01:36.240><c> Christ</c><00:01:36.420><c> you</c> 00:01:37.249 --> 00:01:37.259 align:start position:0% he think that he is Jesus Christ you 00:01:37.259 --> 00:01:39.830 align:start position:0% he think that he is Jesus Christ you know<00:01:37.439><c> what</c><00:01:37.619><c> a</c><00:01:37.860><c> postal</c><00:01:38.490><c> 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