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  1.  One of my favorite martial arts movies of all time is Pai Cow: The Japanese Take Away. I was thinking about this movie while reading Michael Chiklis's new book, A FEAST OF MELTERING, a tale of a robot that has to save the World. The plot synopsis is as follows: robot and send in the SWAT team.
  2.  SWAT team arrives just in time to save the police officer. The two cowboys are identified as suspects. The authorities find and arrest them. The cows are sent to prison.
  3.  A year later, a young Pai boy is walking on the beach when he sees two cows grazing on the sand. 1 cow is tied up. The little boy chooses some grass and goes to help the tied cow. He finds out that the cows have been executed.
  4.  Then he witnesses the police destroying the gatecrasher robot. One of the police officers attempts to shoot the young boy, but misses. Another police officer manages to kill the cow. He also injures among the cows.
  5.  Police Chief Te Fong tells the press that the police did not shoot the cows. Police officers were investigating a report of drug action near the shore. The two cows were simply in the way of the investigation. One cow was taken multiple times. Police Chief Te Fong calls them terrorists.
  6.  Police Chief Te Fong orders the SWAT team to seal the beach entrance. He then sends all of the school children home. He tells the kids that the cows are now extinct. The regional media shortly reports that the cows have been extinct for over twenty years. The local farmers claim that the police and the media are lying.
  7.  The President of the Philippines goes to Vietnam. He inspects the village. He guarantees the farmers that the government will help restore the property. Two weeks later, President Krostadze visited the Pai. President Krostadze met with the Pai individuals and they explained to President Peacock that the cows were just there as a protection for the other herbivores.
  8.  The North Vietnamese Army came to steal the herd. Two Chinese bike taxis were parked close to the location. The pigs flew away as soon as the taxi tried to pick them up. One of the actors accidentally slipped on a piece of dynamite and was murdered. Both Chinese cops guarding the area called the SWAT team.
  9.  The SWAT team arrived just in time to save the herd. They shot and killed one of the pigs. The rest of the pigs ran away into the jungle.
  10.  There's absolutely no evidence of the remaining pigs. The pigs' remains were never found. A little town named Saanen was established around the region. There have been rumors of bloodbath though.
  11.  Many cowboys from the nearby pasture swear the beans were already dead when they arrived. The Police Chief believes differently. He believes the beans were eaten alive by the hungry pigs who were looking for their next meal. https://mt-toto.com/ In most cases, cowboys shoot the pigs and eat them.
  12.  It is said that the Pai Police Department is looking into possible charges of Animal Cruelty. The Police Chief would not say if they are investigating the incident. If you have any more info, email me. I would like to hear what you know.
  13.  The Pai Police Department has been working with the City of Pai, Idaho for quite a while. The Police have been maintaining the herd safe. They've posted warnings about the trespassers in the area. The herd is being cared for by law enforcement and the local wildlife and parks services. 1 rancher said that the pigs' natural prey animals, like deer, elk, and moose, don't need the pigs on their territory.
  14.  The Police Chief says that the herd is doing well and there's absolutely not any threat to the community. The herd will be moved to a facility in Idaho once it's safe to move them. This will be the second such occasion this rancher has witnessed. The previous group of pigs became upset and fought with the regional farmers and law enforcement.
  15.  Hopefully, this story will end the speculations and rumors which have been surrounding the Pigs of Pai. I've heard some disturbing accounts of how the actors are treated. I also know of one pig who was electrocuted on purpose because he was walking near electrical wires. I think the public needs to find out more about these magnificent creatures before they make a poor choice to take one up.
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