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<h1 style="clear:both" id="content-section-0">Some Known Details About I Found It On Reddit (Short Stories) (podcast) - DodgeThis 82 </h1> They asked me, VERY incredulous, did I actually not know what a potato is? That I never became aware of a potato. I went with it and told them, yes, I did never even hear of a potato. Not just had I never eaten a potato I had never heard the word potato. Well let me tell you I had to commit 100% at this point. When https://notes.io/qqZBJ would not admit to knowing what a potato was, the father especially started to get irritated. At one point he stated something like "Enough suffices. You're fucking with us. Confess." And I stated "Sir, prior to today I never became aware of a potato. <div itemscope itemtype="http://schema.org/ImageObject"> Parents On Reddit Share The Creepiest Things That Their Kids Said </div> I don't understand what to inform you." Well let me inform you he got extremely frustrated. I chose to take a bite of the potato, and when I did I made a high pitched sound and stated "Taste's really unusual!" That is when the dad began chewing out me, and the mother kept saying "What are you doing?" and my sweetheart went to some other space. <div itemscope itemtype="http://schema.org/ImageObject"> Man Uses Reddit to Live Blog Wife Cheating - POPSUGAR Love & Sex </div> <h1 style="clear:both" id="content-section-1">See This Report on Stream dream: scary Reddit short story gets seven-figure </h1> Well let me tell you he didn't take that kindly. Now in text messages I have actually been telling my sweetheart I actually do not understand what a potato is. The only method I can ever leave this is for them to purchase that I don't understand what a potato is. <div itemscope itemtype="http://schema.org/ImageObject"> Reddit Asks For Any Story Users Want To Tell, Leading To Some Weird Tales </div> I think she will break up with me anyway. What is the most cringeworthy thing you did to charm your crush? Posted by u/stopfoulingjeff When I was in 6th grade my moms and dads talked me in to going to a week long church camp. I knew of, but didn't understand personally any of the kids going, however they sold me that everybody would applaud Jesus, ride horses, and enjoy. It was like a 6 hour drive in among those huge white vans. Rapidly everyone began whipping out their CD cases and exchanging music and I immediately was like FUCK. I just had 2 CD's: Britney Spears "Child One More Time" and Everclear. I was a truly strange kid.

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&lt;br&gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;h1 style=&quot;clear:both&quot; id=&quot;content-section-0&quot;&gt;Some Known Details About I Found It On Reddit (Short Stories) (podcast) - DodgeThis 82&lt;br&gt;&lt;/h1&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;p class=&quot;p__0&quot;&gt;They asked me, VERY incredulous, did I actually not know what a potato is? That I never became aware of a potato. I went with it and told them, yes, I did never even hear of a potato. Not just had I never eaten a potato I had never heard the word potato.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;p class=&quot;p__1&quot;&gt;Well let me tell you I had to commit 100% at this point. When https://notes.io/qqZBJ would not admit to knowing what a potato was, the father especially started to get irritated. At one point he stated something like &quot;Enough suffices. You're fucking with us. Confess.&quot; And I stated &quot;Sir, prior to today I never became aware of a potato.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;div itemscope itemtype=&quot;http://schema.org/ImageObject&quot;&gt; &lt;br&gt;  &lt;br&gt;  &lt;br&gt; &lt;span style=&quot;display:none&quot; itemprop=&quot;caption&quot;&gt;Parents On Reddit Share The Creepiest Things That Their Kids Said&lt;/span&gt; &lt;br&gt;  &lt;br&gt;  &lt;br&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;p class=&quot;p__2&quot;&gt;I don't understand what to inform you.&quot; Well let me inform you he got extremely frustrated. I chose to take a bite of the potato, and when I did I made a high pitched sound and stated &quot;Taste's really unusual!&quot; That is when the dad began chewing out me, and the mother kept saying &quot;What are you doing?&quot; and my sweetheart went to some other space.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;div itemscope itemtype=&quot;http://schema.org/ImageObject&quot;&gt; &lt;br&gt;  &lt;br&gt;  &lt;br&gt; &lt;span style=&quot;display:none&quot; itemprop=&quot;caption&quot;&gt;Man Uses Reddit to Live Blog Wife Cheating - POPSUGAR Love &amp;amp; Sex&lt;/span&gt; &lt;br&gt;  &lt;br&gt;  &lt;br&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;h1 style=&quot;clear:both&quot; id=&quot;content-section-1&quot;&gt;See This Report on Stream dream: scary Reddit short story gets seven-figure&lt;br&gt;&lt;/h1&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;p class=&quot;p__3&quot;&gt;Well let me tell you he didn't take that kindly. Now in text messages I have actually been telling my sweetheart I actually do not understand what a potato is. The only method I can ever leave this is for them to purchase that I don't understand what a potato is.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;div itemscope itemtype=&quot;http://schema.org/ImageObject&quot;&gt; &lt;br&gt;  &lt;br&gt;  &lt;br&gt; &lt;span style=&quot;display:none&quot; itemprop=&quot;caption&quot;&gt;Reddit Asks For Any Story Users Want To Tell, Leading To Some Weird Tales&lt;/span&gt; &lt;br&gt;  &lt;br&gt;  &lt;br&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;p class=&quot;p__4&quot;&gt;I think she will break up with me anyway. What is the most cringeworthy thing you did to charm your crush? Posted by u/stopfoulingjeff When I was in 6th grade my moms and dads talked me in to going to a week long church camp. I knew of, but didn't understand personally any of the kids going, however they sold me that everybody would applaud Jesus, ride horses, and enjoy.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;p class=&quot;p__5&quot;&gt;It was like a 6 hour drive in among those huge white vans. Rapidly everyone began whipping out their CD cases and exchanging music and I immediately was like FUCK. I just had 2 CD's: Britney Spears &quot;Child One More Time&quot; and Everclear. I was a truly strange kid.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;

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