1. Last updated on December 12 2020
2.  
3. Personality points:
4. 2
5. 6
6. 7
7. 2
8. 8
9. Gender: Male
10. (the rest of the character is up to the player)
11.  
12. *Anytime you raise a skill, mash A to make it faster
13. **some times in between actions (X:XX-X:YY) are just there to get an idea of what time it should be in-game more or less.
14. ***in the bar minigame, as soon as you get your target money, break the rest of the drinks
15. ****after starting Chapter 2, pick up all the aluminium cans you see
16.  
17. Chapter 1
18.  
19. >grab chickens, fix the tractor twice
20.   enter uncle's house
21. >pee, shower
22.   go into backyard
23. >grab wooden chicken
24. >nap (until 3:00pm)
25. >grab bed, grab couch
26. >repair fridge, eat 2 times, grab fridge
27. >repair TV and grab it
28.   go into barn, enter lower barn room
29. >place chicken, grab it. place couch, grab it
30. >place everything else
31. (4:44pm)
32.   go outside
33. >talk to uncle .“Morning, uncle”
34.                .“Nope, I know all about it!”
35.                .“Ok, I think I know what I’m doing”
36.  
37. >tell joke to uncle and give album
38. >more uncle    .“Nice place you have here, Uncle Hayseed”
39.                .“Oh yeah. All settled. No problems here.”
40.                .“All cleaned up!”
41.                .“Thanks!”
42.                .“All settled, Uncle”
43.                .“What do you mean ‘tweaking’?”
44.                .“No problem”
45.                .“Everything is running smoothly now”
46.                .“Sure, I can do that”
47.  
48. (5:54pm)
49. -- play lawnmower (60+ money)  promoted to lv2  <---SPLIT
50. (9:12pm)
51.  
52.  
53.  
54. Chapter 2
55.  
56. >talk to uncle  .“I cut the grass, Uncle”
57.                 .“NO, NOT THE CHICKENS!”
58.                 .“Sure, I’ll help”
59.  
60.   go into barn
61. >grab chicken on stairs
62.   go into barn room
63. >grab chicken, eat 2
64. (9:33pm)
65.   go to uncle's house
66. >shower full, talk to uncle (until 10:10pm)
67.   run towards Burning spoke
68. >grab chicken next to it
69.   enter Spoke
70. >sell wooden chicken and couch
71. >grab chicken in the back, pee
72. >play pinball
73.   exit Spoke at 11:00pm
74. >grab chicken behind store
75. >talk to detective about chickens
76. >grab last chicken
77. (11:35-11:44pm)
78.   go to uncle's house
79.  
80. ***DAY 2***
81. >give chickens to uncle
82.                    .“Mission accomplished”
83.                    .“It’s so small…where do I start?”
84.                    .“Absolutely”
85.  
86. >nap on sofa (until 4:40)
87.   run to general store (check can next to spoke on the way)
88. >buy shower
89.   run back to barn room
90. >place shower
91.   go outside
92. >talk to uncle .“I now have a working shower!”
93.                .“Yes it is”
94.  
95. >talk to detective .“Whoa. Hey, I hear you had a favor to ask?”
96.                    .“Yes I have”
97.                    .“Sure. By the way, is crime a problem in these parts, Detective?”
98.                    .“No I don’t”
99.                    .“Well, I’m a little low Sims, but sure!”
100.  
101. >talk to Nora (26 times, ideally until bond 100)
102. (8:30-8:34am)
103.   enter barn
104. >grab TV, eat 2, pee, shower, sleep (until 2:30pm)
105. -- play lawnmower      promoted to Lv 3
106.   go to general store
107. >participate in auction (don't win)
108.   go back to the farm
109. >talk to Uncle once
110. (6:07-6:19pm)
111.   go near Spoke
112. >talk to Dusty .“So what’s eating you?”
113.                .“I can fix your bike”
114.                .“If I help you, those bikes better disappear quick”
115.  
116. >repair bike, grab helmet
117.   enter Spoke
118. >give helmet to dusty, get him to 25 bond
119.               .“Do I look like I’m incompetent, buddy?”
120.               .“So if everything’s fixed, what are you waiting for?”
121.               .“What’s in it for you?”
122.               .“Ok, what do I do?”
123.  
124. (8:30-8:40pm)
125. -- play bar game (75+ money)   promoted to Lv2  <--SPLIT
126.   go outside
127. >sit for 4 in-game minutes
128. >talk to Dusty .“So how’d I do?”
129.                .“Pretty soon, I’ll be a biker like you!”
130.                .“Well, maybe I can buy one…how much was yours?”
131.                .“You rode a scooter?”
132.                .“Uh-huh, I see”
133.                .“Repaint your bike?”
134.   run to barn
135.  
136. ***DAY 3***
137. >eat 2, pee, shower, sleep until (4:25)
138.   go to virtuchem
139. (If you don't have 5 cans, check next to the library, on the
140. library's entrance and next to the club's entrance)
141. (if this isn't enough for 5 cans it's better to reset)
142.   enter VirtuChem
143. >sell 5 cans
144.   run back near Spoke
145. >paint bike
146. >Talk to Dusty .“That’s everything!”
147.                .“Maybe we could race sometime?”
148.  
149. (6:29am)
150.   go to the farm
151. >Talk to Uncle   .“Ok, I’ve taken care of everything”
152.                  .“I understand”
153.                  .“Sounds good”
154.                  .“So what do I need to do?”
155.  
156. -- play lawnmower  (your total money should be over 500)
157. (10:02am)
158. >Pay uncle
159. >Talk to uncle (11-13 times)
160.   enter barn
161. >eat 2, shower, nap (until 12:20pm)
162.   head on scooter behind the clock tower
163. >Talk to Giuseppi .“Can you help me move?”
164.                   .“I didn’t mean right this second…”
165.                   .“Ok I am ready”
166.  
167.  
168. Chapter 3              <-- SPLIT
169.  
170. >grab fridge and bed
171. >place bed near entrance
172. (1:07pm)
173.   go outside
174. >Talk to Giuseppi -“Sure would be nice to have a car in this town.”
175.                   -“A 'boss van'?”
176.                   -“How do I open the tunnels?”
177.  
178. (1:30-1:35pm)
179.   scooter to uncle's house
180. >pee, sit until full
181.   exit house at 2:00pm
182. >Ask uncle for crowbar
183. >talk to Bucki  .“Do you ride bulls for a living?”
184.                 .“Your first love?”
185.                 .“Legal troubles?”
186.                 .“Too bad, I love polka!”
187.                 .“I could re-open the club”
188.  
189.   scooter to pizza place
190. (3:12-3:15pm)
191. >Talk to Hester .“Will the library be open soon?”
192.                 .“Thank you for thanking me”
193.                 .“I’ll squash those bugs, ma’am!”
194.                 .“Whatever you say, ma’am!”
195.  
196. >Talk to Old Salty .“Are you hiring?”
197.                    .“Yes, but they haven’t offered anything”
198.                    .“Conditions?”
199.  
200.   scooter to the general store
201. (4:26-4:35pm)
202. >sell fridge, buy rod
203.   scooter to the Clock tower
204. >grab blueprints, sleep (until 7:00pm)
205.   go outside
206. >Talk to Claire .“Do you have a library book checked out?”
207.                 .“’Pooky’ reads?”
208.  
209.   scooter to Cheatum and Howes
210. >Ask Bigbucks for book
211. >Talk to Bigbucks until 8:00pm
212.   exit
213. >Ask Nicki for book
214. >Talk to Max    .“Are you the owner of Club Rudd?”
215.                 .“I was looking to re-open it”
216.                 .“I hope only to live up to your original vision, sir”
217.  
218. (8:37-8:39pm)
219.   scooter to library exterior
220. >Ask Misty for book
221. >enter steam tunnel and press switch
222. (9:26-9:30pm)
223.   scooter to the burning spoke
224. >Talk to Vernon .“You look a little angry, what’s wrong?”
225.                 .“Did you try to join the gym?”
226.  
227. (if your total money isn't over 280, play bar game)
228.   go to uncle's house
229.  
230. ***DAY 4***
231. >eat, sleep (until 5:15am)
232.   scooter to gym
233. >raise Body stat 2 times
234. >pee, shower
235. >Talk to Ed .“I’d like to join the Gym”
236.             .“Yeah, I can pay”
237. >Get Ed to bond 40         <--SPLIT
238.             .“Check out these biceps”
239.             .“Pretty soon I’ll be as big as you!”
240. >Get Ed to bond 50+
241. (8:05-8:20am)
242.   scooter to the beach
243. >grill burgers and eat till full
244. >give Hester 4 books
245.   enter bric-a-brack
246. >buy fishing book and 4 fliers
247. >give flier to Nicki
248. >give flier to Misty
249.   go near villa
250. >give Giuseppi flier and blueprints
251.              .“I opened the steam tunnels. Thanks!”
252.   vent to farm
253. >give uncle crowbar and flier
254. (10:57am)
255.   vent back to beach and enter bric-a-brack
256. >buy 6 fliers
257.   scooter to the docks
258. >give flier to Daschell
259.   re-enter docks if you entered before noon
260. >Talk to Fisherman .“Are the fish biting?”
261.                    .“Mind if I join you?”
262.                    .“Any fishing hints, sir?”
263.                    .“Cool! I already have that book.”
264. >give flier, give Rod
265. >Get Fisherman to bond 40
266.                    .“This fishing thing isn’t so hard”
267. -- play fishing game  (get over 100+)  promoted to Lv2    <-- Fifth split
268.   go to west docks
269. >pee
270.   scooter to cheatum and howes, give Salty a flier on the way if you can
271. >give Bigbucks a flier
272. >if you didn't find salty, re-enter at 8pm to give Lottie a flier
273.   scooter to hospital exterior
274. >give flier to Vera
275. >give flier to Max
276.   scooter to uncle's house
277. >sleep (until 2:35am)
278.  
279. ***DAY 5***
280.   vent to the park
281.   enter park at 3am
282. >talk to Ninja, Buy everything except for the note
283.   go back to park
284. >Talk to Detective
285. >Get Detective to Bond 30
286. (5:06-5:31am)
287.   go to secret room in the steam tunnels
288. >grab armchairs
289.   vent to docks
290. -- play fishing game    (get over 150+)  promoted to Lv3
291.   vent to uncle's house
292. >shower and pee
293. (11:38am-12:11pm)
294.   vent to library
295. >kill all bugs
296. >read Cooking book 2 times
297.   vent to cheatum
298. >sell chairs
299. >sit until full
300. >Get Hester to bond 50+
301. (4:10-4:28pm)
302.   vent to uncle's house
303. >sleep (until 8:00pm), eat 2
304.   vent to outside cheatum
305. >Talk to Nicki  .“Hey Nicki, how’s business?”
306.                 .“Which waterfront villa?”
307.                 .“I’d love to!”
308.  
309. (8:58pm)
310.   vent to docks
311. >Talk to Giuseppi .“I need your help again”
312.                   .“Yeah, you could say I’m doing well”
313.                   .“Ok I am ready”
314.  
315.  
316.  
317. Chapter 4         <---- SPLIT
318.  
319.   scooter to burning Spoke
320. (If you get to the bar minigame before 10pm do A, then B
321. if you get there after 10pm, do B then A)
322. A) --play bar game   (get 250+, total money over 530)  promoted to Lv3
323. B)>Talk to Mel  .“The way you describe it, it sounds like the world is ending”
324.                 .“I’m sure you’ll get another chance”
325.                 .”Why didn’t she want you?”
326.                 .“Cheer up, I’m sure you’ll figure something out”
327.   >pee
328.  
329. ***DAY 6***
330. (12:38-12:43am)
331.   vent to VirtuChem
332. >Talk to Bigbucks .“A fine day to you, Mister Bigbucks”
333.                   .“I’m having a great time!”
334.                   .“Sounds like you are a busy man”
335.                   .“The SimValley Triathlon?”
336.                   .“Can I help in some way?”
337.                   .“A brilliant idea”
338.  
339. (1:45-1:52am)
340.   vent to Docks, exit tunnel after 2am
341. >Talk to Lottie .“What’s the word on the street?”
342.                 .“I know how to spend money…”
343.                 .“Go ahead and buy the dang show”
344.                 .“Sure, what do I have to do?”
345.                 .“Sounds amazing!”
346. (2:34-2:45am)
347. >Ask Giuseppi about guitar
348. >Buy guitar from van
349.   vent to Uncle's house
350. >Sleep (Until 5:00am)
351. >Ask Uncle about place to jam
352.   run to Gym
353. >Charisma 1 time, Body 1 time
354. (6:57am)
355.   go to uncle's house
356. >Shower, eat 2, sleep (until 9:25am)
357.   vent to library's outside
358. >Catch Velocirooster
359.   enter library
360. >Read Creativity 2 times
361. (11:06-11:19am)
362.   go outside
363. >sit until full
364.   enter library
365. >Read Creativity
366.   vent to cheatum
367. >pee
368.   go to pizza place
369. >talk to Chet (until 2:40pm)
370.   vent to park
371. >Talk to Daschell .“Seen any good exhibitions lately?”
372.                   .“SimValley isn’t so bad”
373.                   .“Natural Beauty? You mean the Burning Spoke Tavern?”
374.                   .“I’ll paint it – I know exactly where that is”
375.  
376.   go into maze and find lover's leap
377. >Paint masterpiece
378. >Frame it
379. (5:28-5:42pm)
380.   vent to uncle's house
381. >Eat 2, sleep (until 9pm)
382.   vent to Country cafe
383. >Give painting to Daschell .“So how much is a painting like that worth?”
384.                            .“I couldn’t ask for less than 1,000 Simoleons”
385.                            .“Thank you so much”
386.  
387. >Pee
388.   go outside
389. >sit until full
390.   enter Club Rubb
391. >Talk to Vera   .“Can I join your band?”
392.                 .“I’m a song and dance man”
393.                 .“I play guitar, and it plays me”
394. >Increase Bond with Vera until bond 50 and Popularity 25
395.  
396. ***DAY 7***
397.  
398. (if it's not 1:30 am yet, talk to Vera until 1:30)
399. --play guitar game        Promoted to Lv2   <---SPLIT
400.   vent to uncle's house
401. >shower, pee, eat 3, sleep (until 9:40am)
402.   vent to Library
403. >Read logic book 3 times
404. (12:30-12:37pm)
405.   go outside
406. >sit until full
407.   enter Country Cafe
408. >Talk to Claire .“You look a little pale – Are you OK?”
409.                 .“Poets like you?”
410.                 .“Are you getting enough sleep?”11
411.                 .“Sounds chilling, what do I do?”
412.                 .“Thanks for the hints”
413.  
414. >Sell guitar, eat
415.   go outside
416. >Talk to bucky (29 times max, ideally get her to bond 100)
417. (4:01-4:15pm)
418.   enter country cafe
419. >pee
420.   go near the beach
421. >Give velocirooster to detective
422. >Talk to Detective  (26 times max, get to bond 100 ideally)
423. (6:38-6:57pm)
424.   go into tunnels
425. >grab urn
426.   vent to Uncle's house
427. >sleep (until 11:00pm) eat 2, pee, shower
428.   vent to the Haunted House
429. (11:44-11:50pm)
430. >open gate
431.  
432. ***DAY 8***
433. >Talk to Claire (22 times max, get to bond 100 ideally)
434. (2:03-2:09am)
435.   enter
436. >Talk to Earl   .“Can I ask you a question?”
437.                 .“You don’t seem like such a bad guy”
438.                 .“But you seem so illogical”
439.                 .“I think I know how to decipher your crazy talk”
440.                 .“Why are you talking so clearly now?”
441.                 .“Is all this furniture and stuff yours?”
442.                 .“I’m ready. Lay those riddles on me”
443.                 -“2” - “Banana” - “11” - “H” - “A glove”
444. >Give urn to Earl
445.   exit and enter secret basement
446. >grab all 5 items there    <-- SPLIT
447.   vent to uncle's house
448. >eat 2, sleep (until 6:50am), pee
449.   go to gym
450. >Raise Charisma once
451. >Talk to Claire (in the gym) and Nora (outside) a total of 8 times, depending on who needs it
452. (9:23am)
453.   vent to near villa
454.   scooter to bric-a-brack
455. >Talk to Nicki until you need to sit or until 12:15 (ideally get her to 100)
456. >sit until full
457.   scooter to library outside
458. >talk to Bucki (get to 100, or talk 6 times)
459.   enter library
460. >read Logic once
461.   go to country cafe
462. >Sell everything except Crystal Ball
463. >eat, pee
464.   go outside
465. >Talk to Hester (get to 100, or talk until 5:00pm)
466.   scooter to Uncle's house
467. >shower, sleep (until 20:20)
468.   scooter to burning spoke
469. --play bar game   (get 450+) promoted to Lv4
470.   scooter to mansion outside, get cans in the way
471. >talk to Ninja, buy everything but note, Clock and DaVinci
472. >get can in the area without leaving while waiting for midnight
473.  
474. ***DAY 9***
475. >talk to Ninja again, buy everything but note, clock and davinci   <--SPLIT
476. (12:18-12:23am)
477.   scooter to west docks vent
478.   vent to club
479. --play guitar game     promoted to Lv3
480. (3:50am)
481.   vent to uncle's house
482. >sleep (until 8:30, don't get up if your sleep bar isn't full)
483.   go to gym
484. >knock out Mad Willy
485. >pee
486. (9:30-9:44am)
487.   go outside
488. >Talk to Lottie .“I can pay the $2500 Simoleons now”              
489. >Talk to Lottie (24 times, ideally get to 100)
490.   vent to pizza place
491. >Talk to Chet (26 times, ideally get to 100)
492. >eat
493. (1:25pm)
494.   go to Cheatum
495. >pee, sit until full
496.   re-enter pizza after 2pm
497. >Talk to Lottie
498. >Increase bond with Lottie and Max until 4pm
499. --play pizza game      promoted to Lv2
500.   run to Villa
501. >Grab shower, place shower and crystal ball
502. >shower, use ball until sleep is full
503.   vent to country cafe
504. >ride mechanical bull
505. (9:22-9:50pm)
506.   vent to burning spoke
507. --play bar game    (get 900+) promoted to Lv5
508.  
509. ***DAY 10***
510. >eat, pee, sit until full
511.   vent to VirtuChem
512. >Talk to Max (in virtuchem) and Nora (in the park) until 3:45 or 26 TIMES TOTAL
513.   re-enter park at 4am
514. >Talk to Bigbucks and pay him $10000
515.   vent to docks
516. >Talk to Giuseppi .“Heck yeah! Now I’m richer than Daddy Bigbucks!”
517.                   .“Ok, I am ready”
518.  
519.  
520.  
521. Chapter 5         <-- SPLIT
522.  
523. >Grab all your stuff from the box
524. >Use crystal ball until 5:30am, then grab it back
525.   vent to farm
526. >Talk to Detective .“Hello Detective, what’s the word on the street”
527.                    .“I’m just looking for something to do”
528.                    .“What’s the project?”
529.                    .“If you’re really busy, I’ll help you out”
530.  
531. (6:09am)
532.   go to gym
533. >Talk to Duane  .“Hey Duane. Feeling better than usual, I hope”
534.                 .“What kind of mystery?”
535.                 .“Loony?”
536.                 .“Do you want to join their club?”
537.                 .“When do they meet?”
538.  
539. >pee
540.   take elevator
541. >Talk to Max    .“Hello Doctor, where are you going?”
542.                 .“Would I be allowed inside?”
543.                 .“Where would I find the grant money?”
544.   go outside
545. >Talk to Vera   .“Are you going to band practice tomorrow?”
546.                 .“Um…no. Why?”
547.                 .“Who stole your guitar?”
548.                 .“What should we do?”
549.  
550. >Talk to Nora   .“Hey Nora, how are-“
551.                 .“You’re running for what position?”
552.                 .“So you must know a lot about politics and law”
553.                 .“You mean I could ask for an election right now?”
554.                 .“O. Phil is not quite the ‘Mayor’ type”
555.  
556.   go to uncle's house
557. >sit until full, eat 2
558.   go to barn's room
559. >grab rocket
560. (9:30-9:55am)
561.   vent to Library
562. >Ask Daschell about sculptor
563. (If you don't have 30 cans, look for cans until noon.
564. If you do have 30 cans, bond with daschell and hester)
565.   make sure to enter the area outside of the pizza place after noon
566. >Talk to Misty  .“Would you judge my cliff-diving skills?”
567.                 .“Please?”
568.                 .“If you put it that way…”
569.  
570. >Get Misty to -50 bond
571. (1:50-1:58pm)
572.   vent to country cafe outside
573. >approach cliff
574.   vent to bric-a-brack
575. >buy camera
576. >Talk to Misty .“Hey! I’m an official Loony Lemming now!”
577. >Raise bond with Nicki or Misty until 2:40pm
578.   vent to Mansion
579. >Use crystall ball until full or until 4pm
580.   go/vent to outside general store
581. >Talk to Detective .“Detective, that Giuseppi is up to no good!”
582.                    .“Theft!”
583.  
584.   go/vent to uncle's house
585. >Talk to Giuseppi
586.   leave and re-enter house
587. >eat 3, shower, pee
588.   vent to Cheatum and Howes
589. >sit until full
590. >Talk to Bigbucks (get to 80 bond)
591.                   .“And where can I make a significant scientific discovery?”
592. >Talk to Bigbucks until bond 100 or until 9:30pm
593.   vent to Burning Spoke
594. --play bar game  (get as much money as possible)
595.  
596. ***DAY 11***
597. >pee and sit until full
598.   go to uncle's and shower
599.   if you don't have 30 cans, look for cans until 2am
600.   vent to the Club
601. >Talk to Max
602. >Bond with Max and Hester until 4am
603.   go to VirtuChem
604. --play lab game     get promoted to Lv2
605.   go to cliff near country cafe
606. --play diving game  get promoted to Lv2   <-- SPLIT
607.  
608.  
609. The rest of Chapter 5 depends on how much money you have, how many cans you got before, and how high your popularity is/how well you bonded with people
610.  
611. Tasks to do in this chapter:
612. You must talk to Vera again to finish her mission
613. You must get your popularity to 50 then 60
614. You must get 30 cans and call the sculptor from your house (need 50 popularity for this)
615. You need to talk to Det Dan after the sculptor thing
616. You must get O'Phil to -50 bond after getting popularity 60
617. You must pay $10000 to Nora after the o'phil thing
618. You must get promoted again at either Lab or diving (3 promotions total)
619.  
620.  
621. Important things to keep in mind:
622. -play bar game to farm money at around 8-10pm in day 11
623. -buy the rosebud from the ninja at the park at 3am in day 12, after this re-enter the park at 4am to add Mad Willy into your registered sims
624. -if you aren't going to finish the game before day 13 ends, pay your bills.
625. -the game ends at the mansion by talking to Uncle
626.  
627. people's schedules to keep in mind for this chapter (for bonding or finishing missions):
628. -Nora, Detective, Vera, Max, Duane, Misty, O'Phil
629.  
630.  
631. LAST SPLIT WHEN THE CREDITS START!
632.  
633.  
634.  
635. Changelog:
636.  
637. -Cleared up some things before the route (added gender as male since the route and the relationships are made with a male character in mind)
638. -Corrected a typo in chapter 3 that said "buy camera" it should have been "buy fishing book"
639. -In Chapter 3 when giving fliers out, removed Duane from it so the first time you talk to him is in Ch 5. This affects the mission to get into the band negatively, but affects the popularity 60 mission at the end positively.
640. -Added onto the note about buying the rosebud from the ninja in day 12, talking to Mad Willy for free 0.5 point in popularity
641. -Corrected the note that tells you to pay your bills before day 12 ends. It should be day 13
642.  
643.  
644. Feel free to ask any questions in the Sims Speedrunning discord!