1.  > Ask yourself why you are here
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3. "Why am I here? Why did I die? Why was I born? What is my purpose? Who am I really supposed to be?"  You continue to ponder these questions, until one day, a voice comes from deep within your mind.
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5. > "Why am I so retarded?"
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7. "I'm not retarded, you idiot!" the voice says. "I'm just a little lost." The voice continues to explain that you're not lost at all, but rather you're on a journey to find your purpose.
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9. > Give your voice a physical body?
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11. "What do you mean, give my body a physical form?!" you exclaim. "That's insane! How can you be alive and still be in the physical world?!" The Voice replies. "Well, it's complicated," the Voice says.
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13. > Cast a physical body for your voice
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15. You immediately cast a physical form for your Voice and it seems to be working. It seems that the Voice is able to move around and interact with the world around it. It also seems that it can talk back to you.
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17. > Look at the new body
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19. The new Body looks like a cross between a human and an animal. It has four legs, two arms, two heads and four eyes. Your new Body is very strange looking, but it does seem to have some sort of intelligence.
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21. > Turn the new body into a small mouse
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23. You turn the tiny Mouse into a small mouse, which you then place in the corner of the room. Then, you go back to exploring your own mind. After about an hour of wandering through your own mind, you come across something that causes you to stop and think.
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25. > Ask the voice how it likes the new body
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27. "How does the new Body feel about the old one?" you ask. The Voice answers, "It doesn't like it, but it doesn't want to hurt you."
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29. > Ask the voice if it wants to go and eat ice cream with me
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31. You quickly run out of the room and head to the kitchen, where you find that the Voice is sitting at the counter, eating ice cream. He looks up at you and smiles, before he begins to speak again. "So...you want to have fun together."
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33. > "What kind of fun are you talking about?"
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35. The Voice responds, "...fun with me, of course." He continues to speak as he eats his ice cream.
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37. > "Do you mean you want to have sex with me?"
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39. The Voice smiles and nods, before he continues to eat his ice cream. He then speaks again. "Yes...and I don't mean just in the bedroom either..." he says.
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41. > "Are you male or female?"
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43. The voice laughs, and then he begins to speak in a more serious tone, "...I'm a little confused on that question myself..." he says. He continues to speak as he eats his ice cream.
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45. > Take a kitchen knife and cut off his penis
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47. You grab a kitchen knife from the counter, as you quickly run out of the room and head back home. After cutting off your Friend's penis, you return home and put your newly acquired organ in a jar of water in your basement.
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