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  1.  One of my favorite martial arts movies of all time is Pai Cow: The Japanese Take Away. I was thinking about this movie while reading Michael Chiklis's new novel, A FEAST OF MELTERING, a tale of a robot that has to save the World. The plot synopsis is as follows: robot and send in the SWAT team.
  2.  SWAT team arrives just in time to rescue the police officer. The two cowboys have been identified as suspects. The authorities find and arrest them. The cows are sent to prison.
  3.  A year later, a young Pai boy is walking on the beach when he sees two cows grazing on the sand. 1 cow is tied up. The little boy chooses some bud and goes to help the tied cow. He finds out that the cows have been executed.
  4.  He then witnesses the police destroying the gatecrasher robot. One of the police officers attempts to shoot at the young boy, but misses. Another police officer manages to kill the bunny. In addition, he injures one of the cows.
  5.  Police Chief Te Fong tells the media that the police did not take the cows. https://mt-heaven.com/ Police officers were investigating a report of drug action near the shore. Both cows were simply in the way of the investigation. One cow was shot multiple times. Police Chief Te Fong calls them terrorists.
  6.  Police Chief Te Fong requests the SWAT team to seal the beach entrance. He then sends all of the school children home. He tells the kids that the cows are now extinct. The regional media soon reports that the cows have been extinct for over twenty years. The local farmers claim that the police and the media are lying.
  7.  The President of the Philippines goes to Vietnam. He inspects the village. He guarantees the farmers that the government will help restore the property. Two weeks later, President Krostadze visited the Pai. President Krostadze met with the Pai individuals and they explained to President Peacock that the cows were just there as a protection for the other herbivores.
  8.  The North Vietnamese Army came to steal the herd. Two Chinese bike taxis were parked near the location. The pigs flew away when the cab tried to pick them up. One of the actors accidentally slipped on a piece of dynamite and was murdered. The two Chinese cops guarding the area called the SWAT team.
  9.  The SWAT team arrived just in time to save the herd. They shot and killed one of the pigs. The remaining pigs ran away into the jungle.
  10.  There's absolutely no evidence of the remaining pigs. The pigs' remains were never found. A little town named Saanen has been established around the region. There have been rumors of bloodbath though.
  11.  Many cowboys from the nearby pasture swear the beans were already dead when they arrived. The Police Chief believes otherwise. He believes that the pigs were eaten alive by the hungry pigs who were looking for their next meal. In most cases, cowboys take the beans and eat them.
  12.  It is said that the Pai Police Department is looking into possible charges of Animal Cruelty. The Police Chief wouldn't say if they're investigating the incident. If you have any more info, email me. I would like to hear what you know.
  13.  The Pai Police Department has been working with the City of Pai, Idaho for quite some time. The Police have been maintaining the herd safe. They have posted warnings about the trespassers in the region. The herd has been cared for by the Police and the local parks and wildlife services. One rancher said the beans' natural prey animals, like deer, elk, and moose, don't need the pigs on their territory.
  14.  The Police Chief says that the herd is doing well and there's absolutely no threat to the community. The herd will be transferred to a facility in Idaho once it is safe to move them. This will be the second such event this rancher has seen. The former group of pigs became upset and struggled with the regional farmers and law enforcement.
  15.  Hopefully, this story will end the speculations and rumors that have been surrounding the Pigs of Pai. I have heard some disturbing reports of how the actors are treated. I also know of one pig that was electrocuted on purpose because he had been walking near electrical wires. I believe the public needs to learn more about these magnificent creatures before they make a poor decision to take one up.
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