/*
Opdracht: opdracht x
Auteur: Mohamed Bakchich
Aanmaakdatum: 15-2-2019
Bestandsnaam: template.sql
*/
USE MASTER
GO
CREATE DATABASE [ijdb]
GO
Use [ijdb]
GO
CREATE TABLE [dbo].[joke]
(
[id] [int] IDENTITY(1,1) NOT NULL,
[joketext] text NULL,
[jokeclou] text NULL,
[jokedate] DATETIME NULL,
CONSTRAINT [PK_joke_id] PRIMARY KEY
(
[id] ASC
))
INSERT INTO ijdb.dbo.joke
VALUES
('Wat is 9 + 10', '21', '2019-05-15'),
('Wie zit onderaan een muur en schiet?', 'Plint Eastwood', '2019-05-15')
('Wat zegt de dokter tegen de vis?', 'Ah! Ik zie het al, uit de kom!', '2014-05-15')
('Hoe vermoord een blondje een regenworm?', 'Ze begraaft hem levend!', '2014-05-15')
('Waarom loopt een Belg op zijn tenen voorbij het medicijnenkastje?', 'Hij wil de slaappillen niet wakker maken.', '2025-05-15')
('Wat is wit en staat in de hoek?', 'Een koelkast met straf.', '2025-05-15')
GO
SELECT *
FROM ijdb.dbo.joke
DELETE
FROM ijdb.dbo.joke
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