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- My first day as a border inspector went without any issues, other than 4 pesky Kolechians seeking entry into glorious Arstotzka. Glory to Arstotzka!
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- The day was cut short by a terrorist attack... Said attack occurred right after I was forced to allow in a pesky Kolechian... Intriguing... Glory to Arstotzka!
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- The press seems to have confirmed my suspicions, pesky Kolechians... There were three Obristani citizens who tried to enter using obviously forged documents... I swear, that backwards country has no sense of morals. And then there was one pesky Kolechian who didn't even bother bringing an entry permit. I wish I could arrest them for wasting my time and the time of those waiting in line. There was also some weird old man who thought a passport is not required... Yes, he was correct about Arstotzka being the greatest country, but it is precisely because we are so great that we need to ensure all of those who enter are clear to do so. Glory to Arstotzka!
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- It seems more guards have been assigned to the border to ensure our safety. I am glad our government is taking precautions against attacks. A pesky Kolechian tried to enter with just an entry ticket. I swear, those uncivilized Kolechians, can't even bother to read about proper documentation requirements... And another pesky Kolechian came, thinking I wouldn't recognize "Vedur" as a fake city. That weird old man came back again, this time with a "passport"... I have never heard of Cobrastan, however he did not bring an entry permit, so I didn't have to consult the higher ups about official Cobrastani paperwork. Though I wish I could, since he's clearly aware that Arstotzka is the best country in the world! I hope that next time he will have a permit.There were so many people with 1-letter spelling mistakes in their documentations... I wish I could arrest people with these obviously forged documents. There was also one weird "Arstotzkan" who didn't have a passport... I hope the ministry looks into her. Glory to Arstotzka!
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- The ministry seems to have heard my pleas, as I have finally been allowed to detain suspicious individuals. My first two entrants had
- forged documents... And then that wanted murderer from the news showed up! I can't believe I started off the day with three arrests. Afterward, some guy thought I wouldn't recognize "Lenduforma" district as obviously fake... The gall of those idiots trying to forge official Arstotzka documents... Glory to Arstotzka!
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- The weird man from Cobrastan returned again. For some reason, this time he had an Obristani passport? And yet, no entry permit, so I had to deny him. I have made two arrests, one of them being some guy called Dari Ludum, and just as I was about to make my third arrest for forged issuing city, a pesky Kolechian terrorist bombed himself after I allowed his entry, cutting the day short. I knew these pesky Kolechians are not to be trusted. I will bring this up with the ministry in hopes they will make regulations to prevent these radicals from ruining our beautiful country. Glory to Arstotzka!
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- Search all Kolechians before approving their entry? Now this is what I'm talking about! Truly, a thorough search is required to make sure no more radicals are allowed into our beautiful country! I am glad the Ministy of Admission is taking these matters seriously to protect our safety! It truly was a great decision, as it allowed me to find two pesky Kolechian terrorist! One was smuggling contraband, and the other had a knife, certainly meant to slit the throat of our hardworking officers! And to think they had the gall to call me a "dog" simply for dutifully carrying out my work in keeping Arstotzka safe. Pah! Glory to Arstotzka!
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- The pesky Kolechian leader claims our searches violate rights? Well, how about he gets blown up by a terrorist, huh? Maybe then he'd realize that this whole mess is caused by his attempts to destabilize our great country! I can't believe our leader bowed down to that dog and took away my right to protect our citizens by preemptively searching the pesky Kolechians! That weird Cobrastani guy once again came with an Obristani passport, and a... Entry ticket. I guess he doesn't have any grandchildren who could tell him about the current issued documentation requirements. Another weird guy came shortly after, something about an order? But I'm not interested in joining any weird cults. Only one arrest this time, some idiot thought I wouldn't instantly recognize "Paraduzna" as an obviously fake issuing city. Glory to Arstotzka!
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- Some guard named Calensk came today. Bonus credits for detaining enemies of Arstotzka, out of his own pocket! What an exemplary citizen! Though I wish he didn't speak for so long... I have been given documents regarding the Kolechian waterfowl for safekeeping, and a fake document. Some time later, a weird woman came, trying to clearly bribe me, which is how I knew to give her the fake documents. I shan't allow harm to come to Arstotzka! As if the universe was trying to spite me, I did not have any opportunities to detain people. I definitely would've been able to arrest them if I was allowed to search all of these pesky Kolechians! I wish those pesky Kolechians didn't waste my time, and instead provided their passports before I had to ask for them. If only I could outright deny them entry instead of checking sure whether they have one... Some Corman Drex guy came, and gave some weird documents... I did not even read them, I wish I had the option to detain him right there and then. We need to shut these radicalists down.
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- The inspector was satisfied that I have received no citations, and gave me a prestigious golden plaque for Excellence. I am glad that the MoA has recognized my work. A pesky Kolechian refused to leave the booth. Luckily, the guards made short work of her. The cloaked radical came again today and gave me some weird document... Which I will obviously throw away after my shift. Glory to Arstotzka!
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- It seems even more forgeries will be flying around... Good, means more people for me to detain, as I could never mistake the official seals for mere forgeries! Calensk came today, but only gave me 5 credits for 8 detained people... It seems I successfully thwarted the order today. Most of my arrests were unfortunately Arstotzkans, and one fake Kolechian diplomat. The order is trying to bribe me, but I obviously would never accept their dirty money!
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- An inspector came today, asking whether I've seen some sort of weird group. However, I fear that if I told him about the weird cloaked man, the people in power could be connected to this "Ezic" group. Which is why I've decided to keep quiet, and keep sabotaging their actions on my own, without alerting anyone. It seems someone is looking for engineers. As they obviously will work for the benefit of Arstotzka, I will do my utmost to pass the cards! A pesky Kolechian, posing as a diplomat, has once again killed our officers... I swear, this is why preemptive searches should be reinstated for all of those pesky Kolechians! The day was cut short, but I got the option to move into a new apartment. Of course, it is my duty as an Arstotzkan citizen to give back to our great nation, so naturally I took it. The order has once again brought a "gift"... It's clear now that they're connected to the government, somehow. Just like the previous one, I obviously burnt it. Glory to Arstotzka!
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- A new MoA director? Good! I am glad the security of our nation is being taken seriously! Calensk came again, and again didn't have enough. A pesky Kolechian complained about the need for ID supplements... Even though it's all THEIR fault for being terrorists! Some weird brought me a poster... Though I do cheer for Arstotzkan players, I would never accept a bribe of that kind as a reason to let him pass! Glory to Arstotzka!
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- The Ministry of Justice has requested my assistance? I shall do my best to capture any criminals that try to make their way through our glorious border! And the first entrant was one! What luck! And another one as my sixth entrant! And the next idiot gave me two passports! So many detained! Glory to Arstotzka!
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- Newspaper speaks of Arstotzkan supremacy. Let the world know of our expertise! WHAT THE HELL SOMEONE GAVE ME A BOMB? I remember her, she's a pesky Kolechian I rejected! At least Calensk will give me the materials from selling it. The cloaked man came again, mad that I thwarted their plans for now. I have given out the last of four cards. A few arrests, but otherwise nothing noteworthy. Glory to Arstotzka!
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- It seems the Ministry trusts in me greatly, as they have given me a gun. A tranquilizer, but a gun nonetheless. I shall use my sharpshooter skills to deal with any trespassers that seek to harm our great nation! Calensk came in again. After detaining 12 people and selling the bomb parts, he gave me only 15 credits. Well, I do not have an urgent need, so it's fine if he keeps most of it for his family. After all, he never had any obligations to actually share some of it with me. What a great soul he is! A pesky Kolechian came with only his passport. As much as I understand his plight, since the uncivilized Kolechian doctors could never compare to Arstotzkan medical staff, I could not allow him in. The guy who I found engineers for came in and thanked me for my help. A terrorist attack cut the day short, and I made short work of the pesky Kolechian before he could do any harm, tranquilizing him in just one shot! Glory to Arstotzka!
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- A guard named Sergiu came in before I started my shift. It seems he knows Nirsk. I will do my utmost to keep him safe with my skills if any other terrorists were to come! The cloaked person came again, and gave me some sort document that I did not even bother reading. Some sort of United Federation presswoman came soon after, thinking I'd allow her entry without proper documentation - worthless. As expected of the United Federation. Once again, I have decided to take the option to upgrade my apartment, so that money may circle back to our glorious nation. Glory to Arstotzka!
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- The newspaper was full of slander! I can't believe our government is bowing down to them! Oh well, now they will have no reason to contest the denials, due to the reason for denial stamp. A former inspector from the United Federation spoke of using "computers" for border control? What stupidity, faulty machinery could never match the perception of a skilled human as I! The day was once again cut by a terrorist attack, most likely done by a pesky Kolechian - of course, I have successfully thwarted the attack before the attacker could get even a few steps in after breaching the border. My son wanted an expensive crayon set, so of course I have decided to buy it for him for his birthday. Glory to Arstotzka!
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- Impor restricted trade sanctions to our glorious nation? What idiots! Deny all travelers from Impor? Now that's what I call reciprocal
- sanctions! Though I wish I could also deny all pesky Kolechians, that way the Imporians couldn't cry about this being an unjust bias. Sergiu came to thank me, though I didn't answer - after all, I was simply doing my job! A woman from Nirsk, who knew me when I was young, came today. I was surprised to meet someone who worked with my father. The weird old man named Jorji came again today... But he was smuggling drugs, so of course I had to detain him, especially after he tried bribing me. My son has drawn a picture for me to take to work, what a sweet boy! Glory to Arstotzka!
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- I have decided it would be for the best for my picture to remain on the desk. The inspector came again, congratulating me for the lack of citations, and gave me another plaque! However, he mentioned his friend coming soon to the border... I fear this was a threat, and she may possess forged documentation... She may even be a part of the order. However, if I were to detain her, then the inspector would surely retaliate against me, so I will simply deny her entry. It seems that Impor relented on their faulty policy... Ha! They couldn't even withstand one day of not trading with our glorious nation! Another reporter came... Did the first one getting rejected not get through to her? Idiots! The Ezic person came again, and obviously I ignored what they wanted and didn't even look at the thing they gave me. Glory to Arstotzka!
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- Asylum grants? Arstotzka's so magnanimous! A guy wanted a red stamp... Then why did he give me all the proper documentation? A guy thought I'd let him in with just a watch and 5 credits... Idiot. A terrorist attacked the border, cutting the day short... Even though I saw him come and start shooting, there was some delay before the tumbler opened up... Maybe my assumption about there being Ezic agents in the administration was correct? Now I certainly need to be on the lookout for that Shae person. Luckily, I was able to shoot the engine of his bike, blowing up the bastard in revenge, before he could harm Sergiu and the other guard. It seems that my sister was arrested... Was that a mistake on her part, or is Ezic planting evidence to make me suspect our glorious government? Either way, I will adopt her young daughter. Glory to Arstotzka!
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- Sergiu came again. Told me things are 10 worse in Kolechia than they are here - not surprising, given how backwards that hellhole is! The guy came back for his banner. Not sure why, but he gave me 5 credits for keeping it safe. Jorji came again, and again had drugs. Of course, I detained him like last, as he again tried to bribe me. The best class for workers was available for our family, so of course I decided to move in, we need to return the money Arstotzka gies us! It seems my niece brought her mother's savings, what a good girl, they will go towards the class-5 apartment for our family. Glory to Arstotzka!
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- Polio in the United Federation? As expected of that backwards nation! For the safety of our citizens, we should've denied all entry from that backwards nation, what is the MoA doing? The cloaked man came and gave me a key for the other gun... Okay, how the hell does that terrorist have access to official property? It's clear now, Ezic has agents in the government. Another attack occured, cutting the day short. Of course, as always, I masterfully dispatched the terrorist! Glory to Arstotzka!
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- Can the wall hold? Of course it can, as long as I am here! Confiscate all Altan district passports? For the safety for our nation! Wait, is that Jorji on the wanted list? Oh boy, what did he do this time? The very first citizen tried resisting, so she had to be restrained. The cloaked person came again, and as always I ignored them. Jorji came, and said he definitely isn't in the bulletin... Apparently, the guards told him he wouldn't be in it... I swear, he's too trusting for his own good. Glory to Arstotzka!
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- As expected, the United Federation couldn't contain Polio. Finally, the MoA decided to take head to my calls and decided to deny all entrants from there! Sergiu came before starting my shift, mentioning a girl he met, and asking me to let her in... If she has proper paperwork, I will do so, even if she is a pesky Kolechian... And if she doesn't? Well, hopefully my friend can meet someone better than someone who doesn't care to respect basic regulations. Shea came, and I rejected her. Some stranger came, thinking I'd let him in if he gave me a note with a poem. Of course, I rejected him, and gave the note to one of the later entrants who seemed to be having a bad day. Glory to Arstotzka!
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- Ah, so the restrictions are lifted, but now a certificate of vaccination is required? Good, this way we can ensure the disease doesn't spread into our glorious country! Sergiu's beloved came, but she didn't have the necessary documents. I tried giving her Sergiu's locket, but she said to return it to him. Of course, her fake pesky Kolechian sob story had no effect on me. The day was cut short by a terrorist attack, but I managed to shoot all three of them before they could harm anyone! Glory to Arstotzka!
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- Sergiu came today. Said that having proper documents is "impossible"... What is he talking about? I've had to admit countless pesky Kolechians! Obviously it is possible if she just tried! As promised, I returned the locket to him. The entry permit and ID supplement have been consolidated into a single document? Such generosity from our government, making it so entrants have less papers to carry around! The cloaked man came again, and I ignored him like always. A man came later, asking for "the diplomat's passport". Were they trying to impersonate the pesky Kolechian diplomat? Are they trying to start a war? Now I'm certain they all need to be rounded up! Glory to Arstotzka!
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- Confiscate all Arstotzkan passport? I wonder if that will also mean mine? Well, of course, I will give up my family's passports, as we have nothing to hide. Someone complained about the access permits. Even though they make it easier for the entrants. I swear... The day was cut short by another terrorist attack, which I managed to swiftly contain using my sharpshooter skills. Glory to Arstotzka!
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- The Ministry of Information has confiscated my family's passports, just as expected. Of course, we have no need for them, as we weren't planning on leaving glorious Arstotzka! The inspector was already waiting for me when I got to my booth. It seems he will be conducting my audit personally. I am glad they're finally taking matters seriously against those Ezic radicalists! I will make sure to tell him everything I know on december 24th. Serial child killer, huh? If he dares come to this border, I WILL detain him. Jorji came, and forced me to take his passport! My first ever citation... I will have to explain it properly during the Audit. Though considering Jorji has a reputation amongst the guards, it shouldn't be too hard for me to explain the situation. A man came, telling me to confiscate the criminal's passport to give it to him, and let him through? I can't do that second part, I can't risk the safety of our citizens by letting a wanted criminal in! And besides, vigilantism isn't correct, he needs a proper punishment for all the murders he committed! Simon Wens did not come today, he might not even show up to this checkpoint. Glory to Arstotzka!
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- My wife found an old family picture, I will take it to work to look at, alongside my son's drawing. Oh great, the inspector arrived, angry that I didn't follow his directions to allow in that fake diplomat without authority... I hope he doesn't actually hold me accountable, since all he has on me is that one citation I was forced to get... Simon Wens came. As per regulations, I took his passport and arrested him. The man came back for his photo, mad that I arrested the criminal. For all I know, they could secretly be in kahoots! I simply couldn't risk letting that criminal in! I ended the day by detaining a Kolechian "diplomatic envoy" with clearly forged documents. Glory to Arstotzka!
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- Jorji came, just to thank me and... Give me 40 credits? What for? The day was cut short by a terrorist attack. The tumbler was closed for a suspiciously long amount of time... Now I am certain Ezic has members in the MoA. I will certainly bring it up in tomorrow's audit! Of course, as always, I promptly dispatched of those terrorists who tried to disrupt the safety of our border! Glory to Arstotzka!
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- (Sidenote, I find it funny how I ended this run with the closest possible amount of credits to 666. Also, "1 citations" earned, lol.)