1. Last updated on January 16 2020
2.  
3. Personality points:
4. 1
5. 5
6. 8
7. 1
8. 10
9. Gender: Male
10. (the rest of the character is up to the player)
11.  
12. *Anytime you raise a skill, mash A to make it faster
13. **some times in between actions (X:XX-X:YY) are just there to get an idea of what time it should be in-game more or less.
14. ***in the bar minigame, as soon as you get your target money, break the rest of the drinks
15. ****after starting Chapter 2, pick up all the aluminium cans you see
16.  
17. Chapter 1
18.  
19. >grab chickens, fix the tractor twice
20.   enter uncle's house
21. >pee, shower
22.   go into backyard
23. >grab wooden chicken
24. >nap (until 3:00pm)
25. >grab bed, grab couch
26. >repair fridge, eat 2 times, grab fridge
27. >repair TV and grab it
28.   go into barn, enter lower barn room
29. >place chicken, grab it. place couch, grab it
30. >place everything else
31. (4:44pm)
32.   go outside
33. >talk to uncle .“Morning, uncle”
34.                .“Nope, I know all about it!”
35.                .“Ok, I think I know what I’m doing”
36.  
37. >tell joke to uncle and give album
38. >more uncle    .“Nice place you have here, Uncle Hayseed”
39.                .“Oh yeah. All settled. No problems here.”
40.                .“All cleaned up!”
41.                .“Thanks!”
42.                .“All settled, Uncle”
43.                .“What do you mean ‘tweaking’?”
44.                .“No problem”
45.                .“Everything is running smoothly now”
46.                .“Sure, I can do that”
47.  
48. (5:54pm)
49. -- play lawnmower (60+ money)  promoted to lv2  <---SPLIT
50. (9:12pm)
51.  
52.  
53.  
54. Chapter 2
55.  
56. >talk to uncle  .“I cut the grass, Uncle”
57.                 .“NO, NOT THE CHICKENS!”
58.                 .“Sure, I’ll help”
59.  
60.   go into barn
61. >grab chicken on stairs
62.   go into barn room
63. >grab chicken, eat 2, grab TV
64. (9:33pm)
65.   go to uncle's house
66. >shower full, give chickens and talk to uncle (until 10:10pm)
67.   run towards Burning spoke
68. >grab chicken next to it
69.   enter Spoke
70. >sell wooden chicken, TV and couch
71. >grab chicken in the back, pee
72. >play pinball
73.   exit Spoke at 11:00pm
74. >talk to detective about chickens
75. >grab chicken on empty lot
76. >grab last chicken behind store
77. (11:35-11:44pm)
78. >Talk to Dusty and ask for an errand
79.   go to uncle's house
80.  
81. ***DAY 2***
82. >give chickens to uncle
83.                    .“Mission accomplished”
84.                    .“It’s so small…where do I start?”
85.                    .“Absolutely”
86.  
87. >nap on sofa (until 4:40)
88.   run to general store (check can next to spoke on the way)
89. >buy shower
90.   run back to barn room
91. >place shower
92.   go outside
93. >talk to uncle .“I now have a working shower!”
94.                .“Yes it is”
95.  
96. >talk to detective .“Whoa. Hey, I hear you had a favor to ask?”
97.                    .“Yes I have”
98.                    .“Sure. By the way, is crime a problem in these parts, Detective?”
99.                    .“No I don’t”
100.                    .“Well, I’m a little low Sims, but sure!”
101.  
102. >talk to Nora (26 times, deliver errands and ask nora for errands when you can, any errand delivery here counts towards the 26 times)
103. (8:30-9:10am)
104.   enter uncle's house
105. >eat 2, pee, shower, sleep (until 1:00 pm)
106.   go outside the spoke
107. >Ask Vera for Errands and deliver them until you have over $615 or until it's 4:55pm
108. >if it's not 4:55, sleep in the spoke's couch until 4:55pm
109.   go to the general store
110. >participate in auction (don't win)
111.   go back to the farm
112. >talk to Uncle once
113. (5:19-5:25pm)
114.   go near Spoke
115. >talk to Dusty .“So what’s eating you?”
116.                .“I can fix your bike”
117.                .“If I help you, those bikes better disappear quick”
118.  
119. >repair bike, grab helmet
120.   enter Spoke
121. >eat burger, pee, play pinball
122. >give helmet to dusty, get him to 25 bond
123.               .“Do I look like I’m incompetent, buddy?”
124.               .“So if everything’s fixed, what are you waiting for?”
125.               .“What’s in it for you?”
126.               .“Ok, what do I do?”
127.  
128. (8:30-8:40pm)
129. -- play bar game (75+ money)   promoted to Lv2  <--SPLIT
130.   go outside
131. >sit for 4 in-game minutes
132. >talk to Dusty .“So how’d I do?”
133.                .“Pretty soon, I’ll be a biker like you!”
134.                .“Well, maybe I can buy one…how much was yours?”
135.                .“You rode a scooter?”
136.                .“Uh-huh, I see”
137.                .“Repaint your bike?”
138.   run to barn
139.  
140. ***DAY 3***
141. >eat 2, pee, shower, sleep until (4:25)
142.   go to virtuchem
143. (If you don't have 5 cans, check next to the library, on the
144. library's entrance and next to the club's entrance)
145. (if this isn't enough for 5 cans it might be better to reset)
146.   enter VirtuChem
147. >sell 1 can
148.   run back near Spoke
149. >paint bike
150. >Talk to Dusty .“That’s everything!”
151.                .“Maybe we could race sometime?”
152.  
153. (6:29am)
154. >Talk to Dusty (30 times, ideally get him to relationship 100)
155.   go to the barn
156. >eat (2), pee a bit, shower, sleep (until 11:20)
157.   exit barn
158. >Talk to Uncle   .“Ok, I’ve taken care of everything”
159.                  .“I understand”
160.                  .“Sounds good”
161.                  .“So what do I need to do?”
162. >Pay uncle
163. >Talk to uncle (7 times)
164.   head on scooter behind the clock tower
165. >Talk to Giuseppi .“Can you help me move?”
166.                   .“I didn’t mean right this second…”
167.                   .“Ok I am ready”
168.  
169.  
170. Chapter 3              <-- SPLIT
171.  
172. (12:55pm)
173. >grab fridge and bed
174. (1:02pm)
175.   go outside and get on scooter
176. >Talk to Giuseppi -“Sure would be nice to have a car in this town.”
177.                   -“A 'boss van'?”
178.                   -“How do I open the tunnels?”
179.  
180. (1:30-1:35pm)
181.   scooter to uncle's house
182. >pee, sit until full
183.   exit house at 2:00pm
184. >Ask uncle for crowbar
185. >talk to Bucki  .“Do you ride bulls for a living?”
186.                 .“Your first love?”
187.                 .“Legal troubles?”
188.                 .“Too bad, I love polka!”
189.                 .“I could re-open the club”
190.  
191.   scooter to pizza place
192. (3:12-3:15pm)
193. >Talk to Hester .“Will the library be open soon?”
194.                 .“Thank you for thanking me”
195.                 .“I’ll squash those bugs, ma’am!”
196.                 .“Whatever you say, ma’am!”
197.  
198. >Talk to Old Salty .“Are you hiring?”
199.                    .“Yes, but they haven’t offered anything”
200.                    .“Conditions?”
201.  
202.   scooter to the general store
203. (4:26-4:35pm)
204. >sell fridge, buy rod
205.   scooter to the Clock tower
206. >grab blueprints, set bed down and sleep (until 7:00pm)
207.   go outside
208. >Talk to Claire .“Do you have a library book checked out?”
209.                 .“’Pooky’ reads?”
210.  
211.   scooter to Cheatum and Howes
212. >Ask Bigbucks for book
213. >Talk to Bigbucks until 8:00pm
214.   exit
215. >Ask Nicki for book
216. >Talk to Max    .“Are you the owner of Club Rudd?”
217.                 .“I was looking to re-open it”
218.                 .“I hope only to live up to your original vision, sir”
219.  
220. (8:37-8:39pm)
221.   scooter to library exterior
222. >Ask Misty for book
223. >enter steam tunnel and press switch
224. (9:26-9:30pm)
225.   scooter to the burning spoke
226. >eat a burger
227. >Talk to Vernon .“You look a little angry, what’s wrong?”
228.                 .“Did you try to join the gym?”
229.  
230.   go to uncle's house
231.  
232. ***DAY 4***
233. >sleep on couch (until 5:15am)
234.   scooter to gym
235. >raise Body stat 2 times
236. >pee, shower
237. >Talk to Ed .“I’d like to join the Gym”
238.             .“Yeah, I can pay”
239. >Get Ed to bond 40         <--SPLIT
240.             .“Check out these biceps”
241.             .“Pretty soon I’ll be as big as you!”
242. >Talk to Ed (until 8:20 am)
243.   scooter to the beach
244. >grill burgers and eat till full
245. >give Hester 4 books
246.   enter bric-a-brack
247. >buy fishing book and 4 fliers
248. >give flier to Nicki
249. >give flier to Misty
250.   go near villa
251. >give Giuseppi flier and blueprints
252.              .“I opened the steam tunnels. Thanks!”
253.   vent to farm
254. >give uncle crowbar and flier
255. (10:57am)
256.   vent back to beach and enter bric-a-brack
257. >buy 6 fliers
258.   scooter to the docks
259. >give flier to Daschell
260.   re-enter docks if you entered before noon
261. >Talk to Fisherman .“Are the fish biting?”
262.                    .“Mind if I join you?”
263.                    .“Any fishing hints, sir?”
264.                    .“Cool! I already have that book.”
265. >give flier, give Rod
266. >Get Fisherman to bond 40
267.                    .“This fishing thing isn’t so hard”
268. -- play fishing game  (get over 100+)  promoted to Lv2    <-- Fifth split
269.   go to west docks, give Hester a flier if she's there
270. >pee
271.   scooter to cheatum and howes, give Salty a flier on the way if you can
272. >give Bigbucks a flier
273. >if you didn't find salty, re-enter at 8pm to give Lottie a flier
274.   scooter to hospital exterior
275. >give flier to Vera
276. >give flier to Max
277.   scooter to uncle's house
278. >sleep (until 2:35am)
279.  
280. ***DAY 5***
281.   vent to the park
282.   enter maze at 3am
283. >talk to Ninja, Buy everything except for the note
284.   go back to park
285. >Talk to Detective
286. >Get Detective to Bond 30
287. (5:00-5:08am)
288.   enter tunnels after 5am
289.   go to secret room in the steam tunnels
290. >grab armchairs
291.   vent to docks
292. -- play fishing game    (get over 150+)  promoted to Lv3
293.   vent to uncle's house
294. >shower and pee
295. (11:38am-12:11pm)
296.   vent to library
297. >kill all bugs
298. >read Cooking book 2 times
299.   vent to cheatum
300. >sell chairs
301. >sit until full
302. >Get Hester to bond 50+
303. (4:10-4:28pm)
304.   vent to uncle's house
305. >sleep (until 8:00pm), eat 2
306.   vent to outside cheatum
307. >Talk to Nicki  .“Hey Nicki, how’s business?”
308.                 .“Which waterfront villa?”
309.                 .“I’d love to!”
310.  
311. (8:58pm)
312.   vent to docks
313. >Talk to Giuseppi .“I need your help again”
314.                   .“Yeah, you could say I’m doing well”
315.                   .“Ok I am ready”
316.  
317.  
318.  
319. Chapter 4         <---- SPLIT
320.  
321.   vent to burning spoke
322. (If you get to the bar minigame before 10pm do A, then B
323. if you get there after 10pm, do B then A)
324. A) --play bar game   (get 250+, total money over 530)  promoted to Lv3
325. B)>Talk to Mel  .“The way you describe it, it sounds like the world is ending”
326.                 .“I’m sure you’ll get another chance”
327.                 .”Why didn’t she want you?”
328.                 .“Cheer up, I’m sure you’ll figure something out”
329.   >pee
330.  
331. ***DAY 6***
332. (12:38-12:43am)
333.   vent to VirtuChem
334. >Talk to Bigbucks .“A fine day to you, Mister Bigbucks”
335.                   .“I’m having a great time!”
336.                   .“Sounds like you are a busy man”
337.                   .“The SimValley Triathlon?”
338.                   .“Can I help in some way?”
339.                   .“A brilliant idea”
340.  
341. (1:45-1:52am)
342.   vent to Docks, exit tunnel after 2am
343. >Talk to Lottie .“What’s the word on the street?”
344.                 .“I know how to spend money…”
345.                 .“Go ahead and buy the dang show”
346.                 .“Sure, what do I have to do?”
347.                 .“Sounds amazing!”
348. (2:34-2:45am)
349. >Ask Giuseppi about guitar
350. >Buy guitar from van
351.   vent to Uncle's house
352. >Sleep (Until 5:00am)
353. >Ask Uncle about place to jam
354.   run to Gym
355. >Charisma 1 time, Body 1 time
356. (6:57am)
357.   go to uncle's house
358. >Shower, eat 2, sleep (until 9:25am)
359.   vent to library's outside
360. >Catch Velocirooster
361.   enter library
362. >Read Creativity 2 times
363. (11:06-11:19am)
364.   go outside
365. >sit until full
366.   enter library
367. >Read Creativity
368.   vent to cheatum
369. >pee
370.   go to pizza place
371. >talk to Chet (until 2:40pm)
372.   vent to park
373. >Talk to Daschell .“Seen any good exhibitions lately?”
374.                   .“SimValley isn’t so bad”
375.                   .“Natural Beauty? You mean the Burning Spoke Tavern?”
376.                   .“I’ll paint it – I know exactly where that is”
377.  
378.   go into maze and find lover's leap
379. >Paint masterpiece
380. >Frame it
381. (5:28-5:42pm)
382.   vent to uncle's house
383. >Eat 2, sleep (until 9pm)
384.   vent to Country cafe
385. >Give painting to Daschell .“So how much is a painting like that worth?”
386.                            .“I couldn’t ask for less than 1,000 Simoleons”
387.                            .“Thank you so much”
388.  
389. >Pee
390.   go outside
391. >sit until full
392.   enter Club Rubb
393. >Talk to Vera   .“Can I join your band?”
394.                 .“I’m a song and dance man”
395.                 .“I play guitar, and it plays me”
396. >Increase Bond with Vera until bond 50 and Popularity 25
397.  
398. ***DAY 7***
399.  
400. (if it's not 1:30 am yet, talk to Vera or Mel until 1:30)
401. --play guitar game        Promoted to Lv2   <---SPLIT
402.   vent to uncle's house
403. >shower, pee, eat 3, sleep (until 9:40am)
404.   vent to Library
405. >Read logic book 3 times
406. (12:30-12:37pm)
407.   go outside
408. >sit until full
409.   enter Country Cafe
410. >Talk to Claire .“You look a little pale – Are you OK?”
411.                 .“Poets like you?”
412.                 .“Are you getting enough sleep?”
413.                 .“Sounds chilling, what do I do?”
414.                 .“Thanks for the hints”
415.  
416. >Sell guitar, eat
417.   go outside
418. >Talk to bucky (29 times max, ideally get her to bond 100)
419. (4:01-4:15pm)
420.   enter country cafe
421. >pee
422.   go near the beach
423. >Give velocirooster to detective
424. >Talk to Detective  (26 times max, get to bond 100 ideally)
425. (6:38-6:57pm)
426.   go into tunnels
427. >grab urn
428.   vent to Uncle's house
429. >sleep (until 11:00pm) eat 2, pee, shower
430.   vent to the Haunted House
431. (11:44-11:50pm)
432. >open gate
433.  
434. ***DAY 8***
435. >Talk to Claire (22 times max, get to bond 100 ideally)
436. (2:03-2:09am)
437.   enter
438. >Talk to Earl   .“Can I ask you a question?”
439.                 .“You don’t seem like such a bad guy”
440.                 .“But you seem so illogical”
441.                 .“I think I know how to decipher your crazy talk”
442.                 .“Why are you talking so clearly now?”
443.                 .“Is all this furniture and stuff yours?”
444.                 .“I’m ready. Lay those riddles on me”
445.                 -“2” - “Banana” - “11” - “H” - “A glove”
446. >Give urn to Earl
447.   exit and enter secret basement
448. >grab all 5 items there    <-- SPLIT
449.   vent to uncle's house
450. >eat 2, sleep (until 6:50am), pee
451.   go to gym
452. >Raise Charisma once
453. >Talk to Claire (in the gym) and Nora (outside) a total of 8 times, depending on who needs it
454. (9:23am)
455.   vent to near villa
456.   scooter to bric-a-brack
457. >Talk to Nicki until you need to sit or until 12:15 (ideally get her to 100)
458. >sit until full
459.   scooter to library outside
460. >talk to Bucki (get to 100, or talk 6 times)
461.   enter library
462. >read Logic once
463.   go to country cafe
464. >Sell everything except Crystal Ball
465. >eat, pee
466.   go outside
467. >Talk to Hester (get to 100, or talk until 5:00pm)
468.   scooter to Uncle's house
469. >shower, sleep (until 20:20)
470.   scooter to burning spoke
471. --play bar game   (get 450+) promoted to Lv4
472.   scooter to mansion outside, get cans in the way
473. >talk to Ninja, buy everything but note, Clock and DaVinci
474. >get can in the area without leaving while waiting for midnight
475.  
476. ***DAY 9***
477. >talk to Ninja again, buy everything but note, clock and davinci   <--SPLIT
478. (12:18-12:23am)
479.   scooter to west docks vent
480.   vent to club
481. --play guitar game     promoted to Lv3
482. (3:50am)
483.   vent to uncle's house
484. >sleep (until 8:30, don't get up if your sleep bar isn't full)
485.   go to gym
486. >knock out Mad Willy
487. >pee
488. (9:30-9:44am)
489.   go outside
490. >Talk to Lottie .“I can pay the $2500 Simoleons now”              
491. >Talk to Lottie (24 times, ideally get to 100)
492.   vent to pizza place
493. >Talk to Chet (26 times, ideally get to 100)
494. >eat
495. (1:25pm)
496.   go to Cheatum
497. >pee, sit until full
498.   re-enter pizza after 2pm
499. >Talk to Lottie
500. >Increase bond with Lottie and Max until 4pm
501. --play pizza game      promoted to Lv2
502.   run to Villa
503. >Grab shower, place shower and crystal ball
504. >shower, use ball until sleep is full
505.   vent to country cafe
506. >ride mechanical bull
507. (9:22-9:50pm)
508.   vent to burning spoke
509. --play bar game    (get 900+) promoted to Lv5
510.  
511. ***DAY 10***
512. >eat, pee, sit until full
513.   vent to VirtuChem
514. >Talk to Max (in virtuchem) and Nora (in the park) until 3:45, less than 26 TIMES TOTAL
515.   re-enter park at 4am
516. >Talk to Bigbucks and pay him $10000
517.   vent to docks
518. >Talk to Giuseppi .“Heck yeah! Now I’m richer than Daddy Bigbucks!”
519.                   .“Ok, I am ready”
520.  
521.  
522.  
523. Chapter 5         <-- SPLIT
524.  
525. >Grab all your stuff from the box
526. >Use crystal ball until 5:30am, then grab it back
527.   vent to farm
528. >Talk to Detective .“Hello Detective, what’s the word on the street”
529.                    .“I’m just looking for something to do”
530.                    .“What’s the project?”
531.                    .“If you’re really busy, I’ll help you out”
532.  
533. (6:09am)
534.   go to gym
535. >Talk to Duane  .“Hey Duane. Feeling better than usual, I hope”
536.                 .“What kind of mystery?”
537.                 .“Loony?”
538.                 .“Do you want to join their club?”
539.                 .“When do they meet?”
540.  
541. >pee
542.   take elevator
543. >Talk to Max    .“Hello Doctor, where are you going?”
544.                 .“Would I be allowed inside?”
545.                 .“Where would I find the grant money?”
546.   go outside
547. >Talk to Vera   .“Are you going to band practice tomorrow?”
548.                 .“Um…no. Why?”
549.                 .“Who stole your guitar?”
550.                 .“What should we do?”
551.  
552. >Talk to Nora   .“Hey Nora, how are-“
553.                 .“You’re running for what position?”
554.                 .“So you must know a lot about politics and law”
555.                 .“You mean I could ask for an election right now?”
556.                 .“O. Phil is not quite the ‘Mayor’ type”
557.  
558.   go to uncle's house
559. >sit until full, eat 2
560.   go to barn's room
561. >grab rocket
562. (9:30-9:55am)
563.   vent to Library
564. >Ask Daschell about sculptor
565. (If you don't have 30 cans, look for cans until noon.
566. If you do have 30 cans, bond with daschell and hester
567. Alternatively, you can do the next conversation at the beach and buy the camera before going to the cliff)
568.   make sure to enter the area outside of the pizza place after noon
569. >Talk to Misty  .“Would you judge my cliff-diving skills?”
570.                 .“Please?”
571.                 .“If you put it that way…”
572.  
573. >Get Misty to -50 bond
574. (1:50-1:58pm)
575.   vent to country cafe outside
576. >approach cliff
577.   vent to bric-a-brack
578. >buy camera
579. >Talk to Misty .“Hey! I’m an official Loony Lemming now!”
580. >Raise bond with Nicki or Misty until 2:40pm
581.   vent to Mansion
582. >Use crystall ball until full or until 4pm
583.   go/vent to outside general store
584. >Talk to Detective .“Detective, that Giuseppi is up to no good!”
585.                    .“Theft!”
586.  
587.   go/vent to uncle's house
588. >Talk to Giuseppi
589.   leave and re-enter house
590. >eat 3, shower, pee
591.   vent to Cheatum and Howes
592. >sit until full
593. >Talk to Bigbucks (get to 80 bond)
594.                   .“And where can I make a significant scientific discovery?”
595. >Talk to Bigbucks until bond 100 or until 9:25pm
596.   vent to Burning Spoke
597. >Talk to Vera about giuseppi
598. --play bar game  (get as much money as possible)
599.  
600. ***DAY 11***
601. >pee and sit until full
602.   go to uncle's and shower
603.   if you don't have 30 cans, look for cans until 2am
604.   vent to the Club
605. >Talk to Max
606. >Bond with Max and Hester until 4am
607.   go to VirtuChem
608. --play lab game     get promoted to Lv2
609.   go to cliff near country cafe
610. --play diving game  get promoted to Lv2   <-- SPLIT
611.  
612.  
613. The rest of Chapter 5 depends on how much money you have, how many cans you got before, and how high your popularity is/how well you bonded with people
614.  
615. Tasks to do in this chapter:
616. You must get your popularity to 50 then 60
617. You must get 30 cans and call the sculptor from your house (need 50 popularity for this)
618. You need to talk to Det Dan after the sculptor thing
619. You must get O'Phil to -50 bond after getting popularity 60
620. You must pay $10000 to Nora after the o'phil thing
621. You must get promoted again at either Lab or diving (3 promotions total)
622.  
623.  
624. Important things to keep in mind:
625. -play bar game to farm money at around 8-10pm in day 11
626. -buy the rosebud from the ninja at the park at 3am in day 12, after this re-enter the park at 4am to add Mad Willy into your registered sims
627. -if you aren't going to finish the game before day 13 ends, pay your bills.
628. -the game ends at the mansion by talking to Uncle
629.  
630. people's schedules to keep in mind for this chapter (for bonding or finishing missions):
631. -Nora, Detective, Max, Duane, Misty, O'Phil
632.  
633.  
634. LAST SPLIT WHEN THE CREDITS START!
635.  
636.  
637.  
638. Changelog:
639.  
640. -Changed several things in Ch 2 that will make Ch 5 way better.
641. -No longer set bed down at the start of Ch 3, to avoid risk of it being stolen
642. -Changed what you eat near the section where you talk to Vernon in Ch 3
643. -Fixed "enter park" to "enter maze" when meeting the ninja in Ch 3
644. -Start of chapter 4, fixed "vent" instead of "scooter", scooter is left near the villa for most of ch 4
645. -Added Mel as an option to talk to at the start of Day 7, since he's easier to bond with than Vera (but Vera might be more convenient if she falls in love while getting her to rel. 50)
646. -stop talking to bigbucks in Ch 5 by 9:25 or before, to be able to talk to Vera at the spoke and no longer be at risk of stuff in your house being stolen.
647. -Removed Vera from the list of people to keep in mind in Ch5, as she's tougher to bond with.
648.  
649. Feel free to ask any questions in the Sims Speedrunning discord!