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  1. [Extended version]
  2.  
  3. [Sidenote: all text that is boxed in like this is not a quote, just an instruction. It's probably obvious, I'm just pointing it out.
  4. Words in paranthesis are quotes, but the speaker can choose the exact words.]
  5.  
  6.  
  7.  
  8. _____________________________________________________________________________________________________
  9. [The audio should begin with the sound of crashing waves, seagulls, etc. Just typical "beach sounds".]
  10.  
  11.  
  12. [Excited] Wow, it's so beautiful here today!
  13.  
  14.  
  15. Thanks for taking us out here (pet name). After all the craziness that's been going on, we really need this.
  16.  
  17.  
  18. [Normal voice] Anyways, we should change to our swimwear. Let's meet here again in five minutes.
  19.  
  20.  
  21.  
  22. [Beat for around 5 seconds]
  23.  
  24.  
  25.  
  26. [Happy] Oh, there you are! [Short pause] I... I like what you're wearing.
  27.  
  28.  
  29.  
  30. [Playful] Boop!
  31.  
  32.  
  33.  
  34. [Laugh] Oh come on! You're so adorable! How can I not boop your stomach- [the word "stomach" should be interrupted mid-sentence]
  35.  
  36. -Oof!
  37.  
  38.  
  39.  
  40. [Mischieviously] [Giggle] Oh, so two people can play the same game.
  41.  
  42.  
  43.  
  44. As much as I enjoy goofing around on land, we came to the beach. Y'know, a place with WATER.
  45.  
  46.  
  47. Exactly. Now, without further ado [Sudden Mario-esque voice] Lets-a-go!
  48.  
  49.  
  50.  
  51. [Splash SFX]
  52.  
  53. [Shocked] [Gasp] Oh dear God, it's chilling! [Half-laugh, half shiver]
  54.  
  55.  
  56. Yeah, I know, we'll get used to it, but it's still cold [Laugh]
  57.  
  58.  
  59. [For the next 10-20 seconds, improvise.
  60. You are just playing in the water, so you can laugh, splash around, etc.]
  61.  
  62.  
  63. [Beat]
  64.  
  65. Yeah?
  66.  
  67. Sunscreen? [Gasp] Oh crap! You're right!
  68.  
  69.  
  70. [Sound effect of leaving water]
  71.  
  72. Yeah, I know. We should've reapplied long ago. I don't feel sunburned, but still.
  73.  
  74.  
  75. Good on you for reminding us, (petname).
  76.  
  77.  
  78. I'll start on you.
  79.  
  80. [Optional: Sound effect of applying lotion. Somewhat ASMR-ish]
  81.  
  82.  
  83. Alright, mind if you do me now?
  84.  
  85. [Giggle] Oh, you don't mind touching your (boyfriend/girlfriend). [depends on speakers gender]
  86.  
  87. Okay then.
  88.  
  89.  
  90. [Beat]
  91.  
  92.  
  93. [Surprised tone] Err, (petname)?
  94.  
  95. Your hands are getting kinda close to... err... well...
  96.  
  97. Huh?
  98.  
  99.  
  100. You sure it wasn't on purpose? [Cheeky] I remember what you said earlier.
  101.  
  102.  
  103. True, we are alone here. At least you have some sense of dignity, I see.
  104.  
  105.  
  106. [Beat]
  107.  
  108.  
  109. You're done? Okay.
  110.  
  111.  
  112. [Soft tone] Honestly, I got a bit tired. Can we just take a break now?
  113.  
  114.  
  115. Of course we'll continue afterwards. I just want to rest my arms for a bit.
  116.  
  117.  
  118.  
  119.  
  120.  
  121. Hey, can we get something to eat? I just realised how much of an appetite swimming gives you.
  122.  
  123.  
  124. [Excited] [Giggle] Yay! I'll pay, of course.
  125.  
  126. Nonono, no problem! Besides, you left your wallet in the car, right?
  127.  
  128.  
  129. [Deadpan] Exactly. Let's see what they have.
  130.  
  131.  
  132. [Some seconds of silence. Opitonally, you can murmur to yourself, as in considering what to order].
  133.  
  134.  
  135. Do you know what you want, (pet name)?
  136.  
  137. Garlic shrimp?
  138.  
  139. [Joking] Well, I never saw that coming.
  140.  
  141. I swear, if the store owner starts talking about "them Phantom Thieves" I dunno what to say.
  142.  
  143. I know, I know. You keep telling me that I'm addicted to that game.
  144.  
  145. Personally, I call it "being a (man/woman) of culture".
  146.  
  147. [Beat]
  148.  
  149. [Calmer tone] Oh well. I'll have the seafood pasta. I'm boring, I know.
  150.  
  151.  
  152. We need something to drink, too.
  153.  
  154.  
  155. Really, just a soda? At least I'm not the only boring person here.
  156.  
  157.  
  158. Oh, me?
  159.  
  160. Hmm... I'll have a [singing voice, y'all know how it goes] Pina Colada~
  161.  
  162.  
  163.  
  164. [Laugh] Ok, Ok, I'm sorry! I couldn't resist!
  165.  
  166. [Deadpan] I still want it though.
  167.  
  168.  
  169. [Silence for some seconds. Optionally, add some more "beach ambience" to signify the time passing].
  170.  
  171.  
  172.  
  173. [This is after the meal]
  174.  
  175. Wow, that was really good.
  176.  
  177. I still can't believe how spicy your shrimp was. I had like, ONE bite and I'm still burning.
  178.  
  179.  
  180. Yes, you love spicy food. It doesn't mean that I can't enjoy it either, but that was too much.
  181.  
  182.  
  183. Then again, you were able to eat the "Omega Taco" from that place last year.
  184.  
  185.  
  186. I dunno, maybe you have some "dragonic bloodline" inside you. That would explain your taste buds.
  187.  
  188.  
  189. [Beat]
  190.  
  191.  
  192. Speaking of burning, I think it's time to reapply some sunscreen.
  193.  
  194.  
  195. [Cheeky] Oh no you, I'll do it myself this time.
  196.  
  197. Accident or not, it's still embarassing.
  198.  
  199.  
  200. [Flirty] Oh don't worry. You can touch me all you want when we're back home.
  201.  
  202.  
  203. [Once again, it's optional to have "applying lotion" sounds.]
  204.  
  205.  
  206. Okay then, should we head back to the water?
  207.  
  208. [Mildly concerned] No?
  209.  
  210. Are you afraid of getting cramps? (Pet name), you do know that it's just a myth, right?
  211.  
  212. You do? Then what's the problem?
  213.  
  214. [Relieved] Oh right, you always want the food to "settle down" as you say.
  215.  
  216. Makes sense, you don't wanna suddenly throw up or anything [soft chuckle].
  217.  
  218. So, what should we do?
  219.  
  220.  
  221. Just walk around? Sure. We can see what there is to do.
  222.  
  223.  
  224. [Some more silence/ beach ambience]
  225.  
  226.  
  227.  
  228. [Surprise] Oh look, they have that watermelon-smashing game over there.
  229.  
  230. Strange, I thought that was a Japanese-only thing.
  231.  
  232.  
  233. [Excited] Wanna go for a try?
  234.  
  235.  
  236. [Chuckle] Yeah, let's do it! It only costs like 3 dollars per try
  237.  
  238. [Sidenote: I don't know how much it actually would cost.
  239. If a certain price makes more sense, go for it instead.]
  240.  
  241. [Improvise with some "hiya"-sounds. Optionally, add sound effects of
  242. the melons getting splattered.]
  243.  
  244.  
  245. [Beat, maybe some heavy breathing]
  246.  
  247.  
  248. [Tired] Wow. That was certanly something.
  249.  
  250. I still can't believe how you splattered juice on me from that far away.
  251.  
  252. I think that we can do some more swimming by now. What do you say?
  253.  
  254.  
  255. [Happy] Okay, let's go back.
  256.  
  257.  
  258. [Once again, laughing and splashing for 10-20 seconds].
  259.  
  260.  
  261. [Beat]
  262.  
  263.  
  264.  
  265. [Sigh] Okay, I think it's a good time to return home.
  266.  
  267. I just realised how salty we smell.
  268.  
  269.  
  270. [Flustered] You know what I mean. From the ocean water!
  271.  
  272.  
  273. Kidding, kidding. I know.
  274.  
  275.  
  276.  
  277. [Optional: Add sound effect of a car driving until audio ends]
  278.  
  279.  
  280. Wow. I really had a good time today. Thank you (pet name).
  281.  
  282.  
  283. [Beat]
  284.  
  285.  
  286. [Cheerful] Hey, I just remembered something.
  287.  
  288.  
  289. [Playful] I love you~