- [Extended version]
- [Sidenote: all text that is boxed in like this is not a quote, just an instruction. It's probably obvious, I'm just pointing it out.
- Words in paranthesis are quotes, but the speaker can choose the exact words.]
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- [The audio should begin with the sound of crashing waves, seagulls, etc. Just typical "beach sounds".]
- [Excited] Wow, it's so beautiful here today!
- Thanks for taking us out here (pet name). After all the craziness that's been going on, we really need this.
- [Normal voice] Anyways, we should change to our swimwear. Let's meet here again in five minutes.
- [Beat for around 5 seconds]
- [Happy] Oh, there you are! [Short pause] I... I like what you're wearing.
- [Playful] Boop!
- [Laugh] Oh come on! You're so adorable! How can I not boop your stomach- [the word "stomach" should be interrupted mid-sentence]
- -Oof!
- [Mischieviously] [Giggle] Oh, so two people can play the same game.
- As much as I enjoy goofing around on land, we came to the beach. Y'know, a place with WATER.
- Exactly. Now, without further ado [Sudden Mario-esque voice] Lets-a-go!
- [Splash SFX]
- [Shocked] [Gasp] Oh dear God, it's chilling! [Half-laugh, half shiver]
- Yeah, I know, we'll get used to it, but it's still cold [Laugh]
- [For the next 10-20 seconds, improvise.
- You are just playing in the water, so you can laugh, splash around, etc.]
- [Beat]
- Yeah?
- Sunscreen? [Gasp] Oh crap! You're right!
- [Sound effect of leaving water]
- Yeah, I know. We should've reapplied long ago. I don't feel sunburned, but still.
- Good on you for reminding us, (petname).
- I'll start on you.
- [Optional: Sound effect of applying lotion. Somewhat ASMR-ish]
- Alright, mind if you do me now?
- [Giggle] Oh, you don't mind touching your (boyfriend/girlfriend). [depends on speakers gender]
- Okay then.
- [Beat]
- [Surprised tone] Err, (petname)?
- Your hands are getting kinda close to... err... well...
- Huh?
- You sure it wasn't on purpose? [Cheeky] I remember what you said earlier.
- True, we are alone here. At least you have some sense of dignity, I see.
- [Beat]
- You're done? Okay.
- [Soft tone] Honestly, I got a bit tired. Can we just take a break now?
- Of course we'll continue afterwards. I just want to rest my arms for a bit.
- Hey, can we get something to eat? I just realised how much of an appetite swimming gives you.
- [Excited] [Giggle] Yay! I'll pay, of course.
- Nonono, no problem! Besides, you left your wallet in the car, right?
- [Deadpan] Exactly. Let's see what they have.
- [Some seconds of silence. Opitonally, you can murmur to yourself, as in considering what to order].
- Do you know what you want, (pet name)?
- Garlic shrimp?
- [Joking] Well, I never saw that coming.
- I swear, if the store owner starts talking about "them Phantom Thieves" I dunno what to say.
- I know, I know. You keep telling me that I'm addicted to that game.
- Personally, I call it "being a (man/woman) of culture".
- [Beat]
- [Calmer tone] Oh well. I'll have the seafood pasta. I'm boring, I know.
- We need something to drink, too.
- Really, just a soda? At least I'm not the only boring person here.
- Oh, me?
- Hmm... I'll have a [singing voice, y'all know how it goes] Pina Colada~
- [Laugh] Ok, Ok, I'm sorry! I couldn't resist!
- [Deadpan] I still want it though.
- [Silence for some seconds. Optionally, add some more "beach ambience" to signify the time passing].
- [This is after the meal]
- Wow, that was really good.
- I still can't believe how spicy your shrimp was. I had like, ONE bite and I'm still burning.
- Yes, you love spicy food. It doesn't mean that I can't enjoy it either, but that was too much.
- Then again, you were able to eat the "Omega Taco" from that place last year.
- I dunno, maybe you have some "dragonic bloodline" inside you. That would explain your taste buds.
- [Beat]
- Speaking of burning, I think it's time to reapply some sunscreen.
- [Cheeky] Oh no you, I'll do it myself this time.
- Accident or not, it's still embarassing.
- [Flirty] Oh don't worry. You can touch me all you want when we're back home.
- [Once again, it's optional to have "applying lotion" sounds.]
- Okay then, should we head back to the water?
- [Mildly concerned] No?
- Are you afraid of getting cramps? (Pet name), you do know that it's just a myth, right?
- You do? Then what's the problem?
- [Relieved] Oh right, you always want the food to "settle down" as you say.
- Makes sense, you don't wanna suddenly throw up or anything [soft chuckle].
- So, what should we do?
- Just walk around? Sure. We can see what there is to do.
- [Some more silence/ beach ambience]
- [Surprise] Oh look, they have that watermelon-smashing game over there.
- Strange, I thought that was a Japanese-only thing.
- [Excited] Wanna go for a try?
- [Chuckle] Yeah, let's do it! It only costs like 3 dollars per try
- [Sidenote: I don't know how much it actually would cost.
- If a certain price makes more sense, go for it instead.]
- [Improvise with some "hiya"-sounds. Optionally, add sound effects of
- the melons getting splattered.]
- [Beat, maybe some heavy breathing]
- [Tired] Wow. That was certanly something.
- I still can't believe how you splattered juice on me from that far away.
- I think that we can do some more swimming by now. What do you say?
- [Happy] Okay, let's go back.
- [Once again, laughing and splashing for 10-20 seconds].
- [Beat]
- [Sigh] Okay, I think it's a good time to return home.
- I just realised how salty we smell.
- [Flustered] You know what I mean. From the ocean water!
- Kidding, kidding. I know.
- [Optional: Add sound effect of a car driving until audio ends]
- Wow. I really had a good time today. Thank you (pet name).
- [Beat]
- [Cheerful] Hey, I just remembered something.
- [Playful] I love you~